Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.
I haven’t really been keeping up with Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!
I haven’t really been keeping up with Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!
Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to. I think this is one of them…. All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to…. I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about… The post Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that… So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out…. She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Laura Vandervoort hates me… I mean not really, she had no idea who I was, we tricked the bitch into saying that, because she is a puppet, putty in my man hands, like most vapid actresses, they are trained to this…. This was when she was doing a local COMICON 5 years ago…she was at a low point…but she’s turned things around…and posts bikini selfies like a real hero… The post Laura Vandervoort in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence was drunk at a strip club….and a disaster – because she’s been a disaster…clumsy, drunk, an ego, who thinks she’s so fucking talented thanks to society buying into her quirky bullshit… I don’t like that she’s been decided as the “starlet used to keep budgets high as hell”…. She’s not that hot, her tits are redeeming, but she’s dull, even when drunk on stage at a strip club, it’s really just her trying to get attention, all eyes on her, like a typical egotistical asshole. She’s also not that good in movies, she’s always the same…but the industry decided shes’ the one to use to keep bugets high so they get paid…no rhyme or reason but it happened… The post Jennifer Lawrence Quirky Drunk at a Strip Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bye broke boys!!! Bow Wow Responds To The #BowWowChallenge, Explains Fake Jet Photo Bow Wow knows you were laughing at him with the #BowWowChallenge and his latest response to the social media craze is EXACTLY what you’d expect from Sir Shad. On Tuesday Bow was in NYC for the “Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta” premiere screening, and while there with costars Zonnique, On Tuesday Bow was in NYC for the “Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta” premiere, and while there with costars Zonnique, Reginae, Shaniah Mauldin, Ayana Fite and Brandon Barnes, he was asked by Sway Calloway about THAT fake jet fiasco that took over social media. According to Bow his mentor/surrogate dad Jermaine Dupri called him when he saw the #BowWowChallenge trending and Bow had to explain the “method to his madness.” “He hit me like “WHAT. THE. F&%K. ARE. YOU. DOING?!” said Bow. And I said ‘Yo, just be cool, I got this. There’s a method to my madness. Be cool. Be calm, I never actually said I was on the plane.’” Bow continued and spoke to his “method” and his personal experience after the photo was exposed as fake. “I’m bulletproof to it all,” said Bow. “Once America got a hold of it I said, OK. I said, damn we got a show coming. This is probably gonna be the newest hot show on WE tv. F%@k it, I’m runnin’ with it. We gonna ride this wave, we gonna spin this thing around,” said Bow. “And for me and my homies, we joke all the time. Like, we be at the studio, we be at the bar, and it’s no cut. What I mean by that is there’s no holds barred when we crack jokes. So for me, I think what a lot of people don’t understand is, by me being in the game since five (years old), I’m pretty much bulletproof to it all. I’ve heard it all. I’ve heard the naysayers…so for me it’s like just kick back and be like ‘OK world, pay attention to me.’ It’s the right time. We got May 25th right around the corner. That’s called P.R. Let’s go ahead and ride this thing out. That’s just how I am. I’m a high-spirited person. I never really get down. If I get outta line sometimes, and they wanna go in (on me), I let ‘em go in. I laugh at it. We kick back, we smoke, we chill. Sometimes we need that laughter. Laughter—that’s happiness, you know what I’m sayin’? Oh and for all the broke boys still big mad at Shad, he’s got another message; “So for me, I never trip. AND I never said I was on that plane. But I guess I’m just gonna hop on J.D. (Jermaine Dupri)’s jet and call it a day,” he laughed.” Suuuuuuuuuuuuure Shad. “Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta” premieres on WE TV Thursday, May 25 at 10. Check out more pictures from the “Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta” premiere on the flip. Bennett Raglin/Getty Images for WE tv
I’m too lazy to look up how Sara Jean Underwood ‘s quest to crowdfund her hot nobody lifestyle is going (also, I’d rather just look at these pictures instead). But judging from these shots, somebody’s gotta be paying for all these expensive trips to exotic locations. And that got me thinking, if it’s working for Sara, maybe I should start a crowdfunding page of my own, and then I can finally get that new pair of sweatpants I need. Don’t laugh. Fresh sweatpants are essential to me doing this job. Mostly because then I won’t always get kicked out of coffee shops for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 11 photos
Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda…. Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine…. This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me… Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended…. Good times. The post Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
