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Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Is Boring As F

I may not be good at a lot of things (OK, most things), but you guys know that I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Instagram. Or at least, when it comes to judging hottie’s profiles, anyway. And after spending a lot of time these past few weeks carefully creeping  “studying”  Charlotte McKinney ‘s profile, I’ve come to a conclusion: her pictures are super boring for a hottie this busty. Sad! » view all 11 photos

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Selena Gomez Is See Through

I’m not sure if this picture of  Selena Gomez taking a nipple-tastic picture with one very, very, very, very lucky fan is new, or if it’s even real, for that matter. But I do know this: I’d be making the exact same face as that girl if I was taking this picture with Selena. Only there’s no way my eyes would be looking at the camera. Yow!

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Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live… That is fucking absurd…. The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in… I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that…. I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old… NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money… 27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it. Katy Perry was at some Event CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch Premiere of the Day

I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing… I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture… I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch.. I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance.. We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise… And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there….. Do Not go See This Shit… Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt.. The post Baywatch Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids…. So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still.. Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one. The post Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia North Nude Hipster Model of the DAy

Olivia North is a virtual nobody, but along with all the other girls on instagram trying to get followers, she is willing to get naked, and not just implied naked, full on, look at my pussy hard enough that you can see it’s tongue sticking out at you, style naked, in a photoshoot that is neither hot or inspiring, because she believes in her heart of hearts that she has what it takes to be a social media influencer who gets paid to just exist…like everyone on social media who is paid to just exist…and I wouldn’t say she doesn’t deserve it, or she’s not good enough to be that….that’s where the world is headed or already is…give all these girls a chance so that all other girls get naked too…as I won’t be satisfied until I see everyone NAKED…every last vagina in this goddamn world….that’s a 5/10 or better, over 18, but that’s about it… The post Olivia North Nude Hipster Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day

Bella Hadid is a fucking monster, but I do not mind looking at her before and after pictures, where you can see that her whole face has been totally rebuilt, which is probably why she looks so much like a tranny… Her family is rich, her mother a vapid ex model who wants to be validated through her kids, who you know starved them and cultivated them for this their entire lives….but Here’s her tribute to her whore mother – sugar baby – that fed the kids their obnoxious egos…anyway… Our angel Thank you for showing me what selfless love, generosity, compassion, kindness, power and strength is. Thank you for bringing my perfect brother and sister into this world. You have taught me to love everyone the same and keep my eyes open to the ones that don’t. I love you so much …I am so lucky ?? Happy Mother’s Day ?? You are perfect Her dad an old rich arab dude who surrounds himself with models and fucks model, unable to accept that his daughter, even though she’s the ugly one is not model worthy, so he threw money at the new face, body, tits whatever…it’s all a weirdo lie…but she exists and she dances on her social media….showcasing her tits… The post Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira New Single of the Day

Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains…. It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl…. Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though Via CLICK HERE The post Shakira New Single of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Face of the Day

I always love when the ugly faced Ashley Tisdale is in paparazzi pics not wearing a mask to hide her Ashley Tisdale ugly face… I know, she is technically in a mask, with the plastic surgeries, cosmetic procedures, and all that….and pounds of make-up… But I think she’d look better with a pig mask, or a chicken mask or a Raccoon mask, ideally Mascot sized, not the silicone ones all the frat boys wear…you know bring it…like you bring that swollen uterus… YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST….a few weeks ago when I did my last Ashley Tisdale post…she’s pregnant, or constipated and there goes the body that saved her from the mangled face….. Boom.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa is garbage….I mean as garbage as a low level model, turned wife to a rich guy because she got into the TV scene after years of doing very little in Maxim Magazine…you know the default hot chick for their stories…that offered her a chance to be shot buy the paparazzi at the yearly Maxim event and I guess get cast in Dancing with the Stars…putting her on the map…showing her tits in a see through dress, showcasing the BOTOX older face, doing what she can for attention cuz she knows she’s hot, or has been marketed as being hot, and I guess she also knows she has implants and it’s not like showing her own tits, they are after market tits..and the whole thing…perfectly shameless and thus something I support….because Polish Immigrants with intellectual parents need to live the American dream of being a useless slut for money too you know.. The post Joanna Krupa’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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