Selena Gomez is apparently showing nipples in this IG video – because she wants you to know that The Weeknd, despite being black, didn’t steal her nipple like he stole her “purity”….and more importantly her nipple hasn’t been bit off but LUPUS she’s dying of… She’s a whiner, annoys me, runs off to rehab because her famous and rich life isn’t easy enough for her. She’s got teams of people who suck up to her, friends who use her, her parents who exploited her, and she isn’t that hot or talented – but people love her, and she exists, and apparently has nipples and she wants you to know it…and that’s about the extent of it… The post Selena Gomez May Have Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crying Crackhead… Mounting a Trailer in Russia…. Guys Rescue Dog…. Car Getting Dragged…. The post Drunk Lady Flashes the Crowd at at Cubs Game and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a hilarious altercation – with a fat uber driver worried about the health of his client, because he was clearly trying to relate to her because he has probably been told to lose weight – and sees he’s the size of her arm – so how could something fit in a car, exist and will his suspension handle it – he can’t afford the repair making the ride in UBER BLACK not pay for itself, a ride she pays extra for so she fits in the damn car and doesn’t get stuck trying to get into a Corrolla or some shit that isn’t as XL as her. SHE Is a Monster… “my Chloesterol is fine, i’m perfect” – is the biggest lolz to me, because she’s a fucking monster. She’s so fat…yet she claims she’s healthy. Does she actually believe that she’s healthy or that she’s perfect, there is no way this is healthy, there is no way she’s not going to die prematurely, there is no way that she likes being this fat…. Sure, she can claim to have a “fat wallet” to go with her fat everything else….which is a subjective statement, because if fat chick brands throw fat chick money at fat chicks, who would otherwise live in an artist loft, walls wouldn’t get in the way of her sheer and utter size….working at a coffee shop – angry and edgy for 10 dollars an hour…. Hey @uber I don't pay more to use your “black car” service to be told that there's no way I could possibly be healthy because I'm fat & then questioning it. No one should have to tolerate this at any level of the services you offer. I'm fat. I also have a fat wallet & will no longer be using your services. Ever. Also after I told him I was healthy he turned the radio off & changed the subject. #putmymoneywheremymouthis #uberdriver #uber Edited to add: saying my driver is fat was obviously being used as a descriptor & not to insult him. Also I did not show his face or use his name when filming, it was to be able to show what I deal with daily & why this behavior is unacceptable from anyone. A post shared by Plus Model????Mom ????Feminist???? (@tessholliday) on Apr 18, 2017 at 4:29pm PDT How can she think she’s perfect? Cuz a fat chick store gives her a catalog contract, and other fat chicks tell her she’s amazing, because they all want to believe it’s OK to be this massive, your bones, your heart, your life suffers because of it – even if it’s made you matter like a freak show freak…it’s disgusting. Everyone knows fat is bad, it isn’t beautiful, and this one is on another level of fat…so I don’t know why or how she can lie to her people, and be such a negative enabler, like keep on eating, it’s ok….when clearly…science proves otherwise.. Yes, fat chicks everywhere, listen to this fat chick, cuz you’re fat, tired and lazy, and it’s easier to remain fat and think it’s ok, even though you’re going to die because of it. She’s a fucking drug dealer, basically, and needs to be taken out back and shot…or better yet, give a gastric bipass surgery so that she gets skinny, leaving her with nothing to talk about. The fascinating thing in this burlesque, weird group, is that she’s had a fucking kid…a dude actually knocked her up..you this shit happen at walmart checkout counters…where you ask “How does she have a kid”…but it always and will always blow me away….disgusting…. The post Tess Holiday VS Uber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is topless in a photoshoot because she’s an actual model, not just a rich kid who has bought her way into celebrity with PR efforts from her rich family, because everyone wants to be the most relevant and most famous, at least people in Hollywood. It’s what they fucking live for… Now, clearly these Mario Sorrenti, fashion photographer pics are because he sees her as a model, and not like he’s been hired by a rich family to shoot a bar mitzvah or sweet sixteen, but I think that the general public knows exactly what this is about…a scam. But it includes nipples and we like nipples so whatever.. The post Bella Hadid Nipple Toplessness cuz She’s a Fashion Model of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s still 420, and if you’re not spending you’re day laying in bed, or on the fucking floor, or in a park, with at least one girl getting high all day…well, you’re a lot like me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it, or think it’s a wonderful thing, for a community of smokers to get high all day and fuck the way the good life is meant to be… Fuck work, fuck the system, fuck it all…motherfuckers…and do it with some amazing Glassware….like your granny always told you…bust out the best China for any celebration… So if you’re gonna smoke, you gotta do it right and get up on one of these amazing pipes from THICK ASS GLASS … They are amazing, to watch a girl play with, or to smoke with….get yours now, tell them Jesus sent you CLICK HERE The post stepGIRLS vs Thick Ass Glass Snapchat Takoever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
IT HAS GONE TOO FAR!! You know a viral prank has gone too far, when the family, the worst, most vile and useless people, who just really understand marketing and manipulating the retard people into buying into their shit…. When girl is projected on the Empire State Building….like a bad horror movie, post apocalyptic, EVIL overlord type futuristic movie. Shit is terrifying…but it is happening, and you are all allowing it. She’s not even that hot…she’s a fucking monster…but not as much of a monster as her dad turned mom, or sisters, but she’s still not hot enough to be the fucking Empire State building, maybe inserting the Empire State Building in her ass in a video like she was KIM, but projected on it…that’s fucking setting up a target for pretty angry, uptight, fed up people…to do bad things to it…. Here’s that creepy KIM VS KYLIE picture going around to remind you that either these cunts are both created in the same plastic surgery lab…because they are half sisters and shouldn’t look this close together – or Kyle is one of Kim’s abortions that survived and they raised to be a merchant of evil selling product…to make the world a more and horrible place… Some tits… The post Kendall Jenner is the Empire State Building of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave… But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas… I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman. The post Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve never understood why people do “fashion photoshoots” — I mean, isn’t the point of a photoshoot so we can drool over the model, not the clothes? Anyway, here’s the lastest shoot from Italian hottie Bianca Balti and you know, I think I might finally be starting to get the appeal. I mean, obviously I’d still prefer to see Bianca model a hand-bra than a sweater, but it’s hard to argue with pictures like this … Continue reading →
I don’t know if it technically qualifies as a hotness comeback if you’ve still been doing magazine covers once a month, but Kate Upton was looking pretty boring (which is code for chubby, just to be clear) for a while there. And between that great lip sync video yesterday and now this latest Instagram shot, I’m happy to report that she’s looking like the old Kate again. AKA the one that’s a total instant pants fire in a bikini. Phew. It’s about time. A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Apr 19, 2017 at 10:21am PDT Continue reading →
I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing… There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you…. Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
