I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s not a whole lot you can count on in this world, but you can count on two things: 1) Ariel Winter is going to keep showing off her baby fat T&A on social media, and 2) I’m going to keep doing posts on it. Looks like neither of us can seem to help ourselves. But luckily, I have a feeling you perverts don’t mind. Continue reading →
I don’t know whose job it was to stick these flowers all over Arianny Celeste in this latest super-hot photoshoot from the former? current? UFC ring girl/undisputed pants fire. But all I know is, now I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. So, where do I apply? And when can I start? » view all 20 photos
One of the things I love about Bella Thorne , and one of the reasons I think she’s become such a big star, is that she clearly knows what us loyal fans want. AKA daily doses of her super-cute cleavage. So here she is doing a little striptease and showing off some great underboob for adidas. I’m telling you guys, at this rate, Bella’s going to be responsible for blowing up more phones than Samsung. Yow!
On Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta Season 6 Episode 5 , the embattled Joseline Hernandez assembled her friends to ask them for a favor. Not just any favor. An extremely important one. Watch Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta Season 6 Episode 5 Online Did this involve Stevie at all by any chance? Come on. If you watch Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta online even a little bit, you know that Hit Man Steven Jordan is never far from drama. We begin, though, with Yung Joc talking to his pals about his issues with Jasmine and her baby, and how she thinks it’s Kirk Frost’s. Joc did bone Jasmine, but he used protection. Kirk claims the same thing, though, but Joc mentions how the baby looks like him. These are the quandaries that happen on LHHA. Mimi and Joseline meet up, meanwhile, and the former asks Joseline to be her VIP client and help spread the word about her shop. Joseline candidly says she has no friends. Mimi mentions Tommie’s name when talking about their mutual friends, or acquaintances, and Joseline tells her to watch her back basically. At the same time, Joseline is trying to put together a video to unite the ladies; Melissa thinks that this is a horrible idea for a simple reason: No one likes Joseline, who has no friends. Tresure, meanwhile, meets up with Moriah and Lovely Mimi meet up to clear the air, until the topic turns to one of Joc’s baby mamas. Always an uncomfortable topic, for real. Kirk Frost, the baby daddy to end all baby daddies, sets out to talk to Rasheeda about their relationship, wanting to get back together. Rasheeda seems to be way past that. Melissa, Karlie and Tammy meet regarding Joseline’s music video for her song “Baby Daddy,” which none of them want anything to do with. Karlie Redd says don’t get her wrong, she would be open to seeing the “new” Joseline and might reconsider. She just doesn’t see it, yet. Rod, Jasmine and Keanna, the Stripper Sister Wives , look for an apartment when Keanna tells them Joc said he had sex with Jasmine. Jasmine says that is simply false. Rod wants to meet with Joc about it, though, so clearly there’s some tension there; Moriah, meanwhile, meets with Shooter on the DL. Shooter is the married man she has been sleeping with … and basically soft-blackmailing into helping her out, so there’s that aspect. Later, Jasmine tells Joc and Karlie that she’ll handle Kirk; Joc has no idea what that has to do with him; Rod tells him he is hearing rumors. Jasmine asks Joc if he is telling people they f–ked; Joc hilariously dances around this, saying he was drunk and the girl’s name was Jasmine. Can’t know for sure, you know? When the sit-down turns to Karlie being told to delete the pictures of Jasmine’s son, she refuses and Jasmine lunges over the table at her. Good times. While this was going on, Tresure invited Tommie to the spa, but that also turned into a fight faster than you can spell Tresure. As the episode draws to a close, we see Joseline starting to put her music video together. Whether anyone cares to be involved is another story. View Slideshow: 31 Craziest Celebrity Fights of ALL TIME
Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video…. Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit… The post Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently it’s been at least a year since I’ve posted any new pictures from Miami “model”/InstaHottie/five-alarm pants fire Lyna Perez . And I apologize for the delay, but there’s a lot of professional Instagram models out there, and it’s tough to stay on top of them all. But I’m happy to report that as of my last Instagram creep search, Lyna’s still looking hot as ever and still showing off those bolt-ons of hers on a daily basis. So check her out below and make up for lost time. I figure 30, 45 seconds should probably do it. » view all 11 photos
So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are…. Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot… Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”… But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right? Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention… TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18…. The post Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
