Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan , I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers . So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now , which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me! » view all 11 photos
Meet Zoe Cross . I don’t know much about this hottie besides the fact that she’s a model and that she’s from Australia, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. But just in case you still had any doubts, this beach photoshoot of hers definitely confirms that. Yow! Anyway, here’s hoping we get to see a lot more of Zoe where these came from. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to spend a few days visiting her Down Under, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about her lower half, just to be clear.) » view all 13 photos
Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen…. Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is a pig who gets way too much press…but she’s on TV and thus important…and that’s all that matters in this flimsy world we live in. The social media, being as famous as you can because fame is all that matters, and people will love you as long as other people love you, and people will think you’re hot as long as other people think you’re hot, because of your tits…may not be hot, but they’ve been rebuilt alright – but the rest of you is still pretty monstrous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This is for some Young Hollywood event….and some other bitch named DOVE CAMERON who I guess is Young Hollywood was there… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Victoria Justice was There…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Back to Ariel Winter….here she is hiding her face…because she’s a monster… The post Ariel Winter in a See Through Trashy Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream… But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me… The post Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malin Akerman did some nude photoshoot in 2003 for Ambercromie…with the dude from 50 Shades of Grey and I had no idea this existed, or that Abercrombie made nude magazines, I thought the owner was a homo who only liked rent boys in his store to fuck like most creeper business owners with a hot staff… I didn’t listen to the conversation with Seth Rogan about it – See above video – but I did stare at the pics that were posted in the forum…. These are old, she is young and amazing…..and this is like softcore porn to sell sweat pants…unless this is for something other than Abercrombie…I mean who the fuck cares…the pics happened and a young version of a girl you’d still fuck..is always a good thing. The post Malin Akerman Nude in Ambercrombie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid wore panties – which is too bad because we can’t see how banged out she was left after the Weeknd left her for Selena Gomez….maybe she’s just too classy to be sprawled out getting out of the car like a fame whore…you know too rich and famous to bother putting it all out there…but you’d assume she have the daddy issues and rich girl seeking attention issues to do better than this…I mean those white panties aren’t even piss or cum stained….like what is this manufactured bullshit…like she knew the paparazzi would be there waiting…it’d be so upsetting if I gave a fuck about Bella Hadid or her fame whoring, or fake modeling career, that is so manufactured and nonsense…but she doesn’t know that because she’s a brat and that’s how being entitled and rich works….it all works out…. She posted her nipples on Instagram – because instagram allows nipples when you’re famous….but when you’re me – you’re a pornographer… The post Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophia Abraham has shared a controversial new photo on Instagram. And we know what you’re thinking: Isn’t any photo of Sophia Abraham on Instagram automatically controversial? Considering this is a seven-year old who has no business having a social media account of her own? Yes it is. But Sophia also has her own Apple computer and her own PayPal account. So let’s not lose focus here. We could spent the next several weeks talking about all the ways in which Farrah Abraham is an awful parent. (Or we could spend at least one solid photo gallery talking about all the ways in which Farrah Abraham is an awful parent .) In Abraham’s latest mothering fail, the Teen Mom veteran decided to dress her toddler up like Kylie Jenner; fortunately eschewing a string bikini, but still plopping a set of giant lips across Sophia’s face. “Mood,” Sophia Farrah wrote as a caption to the photo, which does at least feature a juice box, something the average seven-year old would wear. But the enormous lips and the sparkly nail polish? We can’t say the same about those accessories. Awhile back, Kylie notoriously admitted to getting lip fillers to enlarge her lips, a procedure that Farrah knows an awful lot about. In 2015, the young mother made an appearance on the E!’s Botched after she was hospitalized when a routine lip injection went horribly wrong, resulting in an severely swollen upper lip. But the important point here is that Farrah actually got the lip injection. And that’s she on record as saying she isn’t against Sophia modifying her looks at some point with the help of a medical professional. “If she validly wants something, that’s not outlandish, and she envisions herself that way… yeah I’m going to support that,” Farrah previously told In Touch of her daughter someday getting plastic surgery. Let’s hope the photo above isn’t Farrah’s subtle way of saying she plans to inject the child’s lips someday soon. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs This is merely the latest example of Sophia Abraham posing in a manner wholly unsuited for a person her age. Remember the professional modeling photo Farrah shared of Sophia in a bathing suit ? “There’s a lot of young children who do modeling, and everyone loves her pictures,” Farrah said last year after receiving criticism for the photo below, adding at the time: “I think because we’re on Teen Mom: OG, we get bad criticism, but Sophia’s doing amazing in modeling, I couldn’t be more proud of her… “The more pictures and more she’s in a positive light and happy with what she’s doing, there’s nothing wrong with embracing how awesome Sophia is.” That last part is true. No one can find fault with a parent instilling a sense of self-confidence in a child. But is that what Farrah is really doing here? Or is she exploiting her young offspring for headlines and attention? And even actual money? As if it’s not shameful enough that Sophia has spent a majority of her childhood filming a series that’s mostly about what a nightmare her mom is, Farrah opened up a boutique named after her daughter in the fall. “I’m very blessed and lucky to have this opportunity with my daughter,” the Teen Mom said at the time , referring to Sophia Laurent. Sophia, naturally, was placed front and center in ads for the shop: “Why not make money when you’re seven years old?” Farrah asked in an interview with In Touch. “I mean, she’s been making money since she popped out!” No, Farrah, YOU’VE been making money since she popped out! Off of her! There’s a big difference here. Heck, not even Kris Jenner had Kylie or Kendall shill for any products or pose online at this young of an age. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: The Evolution of THAT Face All we can do at this point is hope and pray that we never need to make a photo gallery about Sophia like the one we made about Farrah directly above. We hope that precious and adorable face remains exactly the way it is now. Forever.
Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has hard nipples Sarah Snyder is or was Jaden Smith’s girlfriend…who looked like a hot little hipster… And together…they are both instagram hooking in their bikinis…and it’s amazing enough for me…because I like the new generation of instagram fame whores, look This girls are probably the fucking worst…but I fucking think they are great… The post Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do.. The post Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
