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Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk… But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next…. Hey Ma Carina…. The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary… The post Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Beyonce doesn’t let her man sticking his dick in other bitches get in the way of him sticking his dick in her….as she just announced she’s pregnant in some creepy high concept fashion photo in lingerie while pregnant erotica you can jerk off to – if you’re into that kind of thing… Obviously bitch needs to make a spectacle or production about the whole thing…. I don’t see how this is big news, or why Beyonce is the icon that she is, makes no sense to me, but while pushing 40, it’s pre-menopausal time to not have an only child….and at least she can go back to being fat old mom – rather than the attempt at tight body seductress she did after her last pregnancy…something that made no sense to me…it’s like take your 500 million or more and be fucking lazy or a mom…..you’ve proved all their is to prove…you self indulgent…cum filled to not baby filled cunt… The worst ego ever…but at least she has the decency to cover her head. They say it’s twins, but I think it’s constipation from a whole lot of Popeye’s chicken…she’ll shit out and be forced to buy some black babies from the ghetto to perpetuate her weight gain lie… We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters I’m still waiting for the Taylor Swift pregnancy announcement – after hearing she was pregnant a year ago…but I guess that ended in abortion….something that we wish would happened to Beyonce all those years ago… The post Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Continues

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers , and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage. Continue reading →

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Dasha Anikyda Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

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Normally, when I introduce you guys to a new hottie, I’m at least able to tell you a couple things about her, like where she’s from or what she’s into. But this time, looks like I’m going to have to just make something up. So meet  Dasha Anikyda . According to my “sources,” this busty Russian loves long walks on the beach and sending dirty selfies to pasty bloggers. Here’s hoping anyway. Enjoy!

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Emily Sears Does Maxim Good

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I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie  Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia ‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.

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Emily Sears Does Maxim Good

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie  Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia ‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.

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Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Coles is some Australian model I’ve never heard of – but she’s showing her tits and that’s good enough for me. Sure, you can argue that all girls are posting titty pics, modeling topless, feeling liberated because showing tit is cultural normal, if you don’t show tits, especially as a model, you aren’t shit, you’re not serious, you don’t fit in, and you’re not cool.. This is the kind of trend I wish was the norm when I was a teenager, getting girls to show you her tits back then required work, effort and she’d be called a whore…or a slut and she usually was… The dream would have been for all those Gap shopping, ill fitting jean wearing girls who made you date them for a year for a handjob….to be girls who were aspiring models, even when they weren’t hot, who got naked…because jerking off to people you know is better than tits you see in magazines and I guess for Chloe Coles family and friends they get to experience both… Tits everywhere…is good….thanks for being part of it Chloe Coles…you naughty little Australian seductress…. The post Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pregnant Woman Survives Being Thrown Out of an Ambulance Man Runs Over His Ex GF and Her Boyfriend Man VS Security THis Man is ON Fire… Weird Michael Jackson Dance Features a Great Fail Ambulance Accident The post Grandpa Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Youtube just pushed this video on me – while I was looking at something totally unreleted to creeper filming a girl in a skimpy bikini bottom waiting to hop on the waterslide…and I figured I would share it with you because Youtube is so silly….not only do they have weirdo creepy perv content but they also know us so well, I guess targeting our information and reading our text messages…..just to make sure they capture my attention, drive views and more importantly trick me to share with you…. The post Girl in Line Waiting for a Water Slide of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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