I think Elizabeth Hurley is one fun and hot old bag of chips. How many 53-year-old women do you know go on Instagram in a bikini and flaunt their bodies like she does? None! I’m just so impressed by the way she looks. I kinda feel bad for her kids for having a mom that everyone wants to bang. It must be an interesting household.
Source: Ben Gabbe / Getty Trevor Noah Silently Hosted The Daily Show on Tuesday The Daily Show host Trevor Noah appeared on his nightly broadcast Tuesday as he normally does, but this time, he stayed silent throughout the episode. Trevor is battling a vocal issue and was instructed by his doctor not to speak in an effort to avoid needing surgery, which was revealed on the show. Tuesday’s episode began with Noah sitting next to comic Mike Acosta, who addressed the audience on behalf of the host. “You’ve probably noticed that this is a little different,” Acosta said, speaking as the host. “Well, what happened was, over the weekend, I lost my voice.” Acosta read the monologue for Tuesday’s show, while fellow comic Roy Wood Jr. sat down next to Noah for a later segment. Throughout the episode, Noah made hand gestures to go along with whatever his guests were saying to act as if he was still fulfilling his hosting duties. With Trevor on vocal rest, @roywoodjr steps in to report that lame duck Republicans are still on their voter suppression game… a month after the midterm elections. pic.twitter.com/MduyhriVbS — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 5, 2018 The guest hosts did not yet reveal how long Noah is expected to be on vocal rest, or how the hosting duties will be addressed moving forward on the show. Noah was in Johannesburg, South Africa over the weekend to host a Global Citizen concert commemorating Nelson Mandela–which he partly attributes to his voice being completely gone. The 34-year-old further explained his vocal issue in an Instagram post on Tuesday night, adding that he needs to cancel some of his upcoming stand-up gigs. “I thought that my vocal cords were healed but according to the doctor, flying 36 hours and hosting a giant concert in South Africa didn’t help me,” he wrote. “So if I want to get better I have to take it seriously now so that I can perform at 100% on my new tour next year. I hate the idea of canceling shows but I also hate the idea of losing my voice forever so I’m postponing all this year’s stand up shows and working hard on rehabbing the voice.” pic.twitter.com/U75lArqw8w — Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) December 5, 2018
Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before? Not that I know of. So here they are… Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long…. It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole…. So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks… The post Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is what a true American Hero looks like…. It is a reminder that in all this nonsense going on in AMerica…. A set of great tits can still find an audience and anything with an audience can find a sponsor….and live that rich and amazing life… That is the American Dream in the land of Opportunity you spoiled fucking Americans forget about when you are sitting there on your expensive computers basically analyzing how things should be in your idea of a utopian world where no racism exists despite you being racist and no Trans should be told to not embrace being Trans even thought Trans scares you at your core…you full of shit armchair activist with you lack of education, experience or knowledge of what REALITY looks like you fuck…. This right here…is the American dream…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd American Pride TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm….. Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections…. I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY…. Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates… She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves… But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is so weird looking, but she’s getting naked and showing the world her ass on her vacation because that is what you do when you learn how much people on your social media like seeing you naked or half naked, it’s like before being directly tapped into her pervert fans through her cellphone…she had no idea how easy it was to get instant praise and feel hot about yourself despite knowing you look at bit too much like a cartoon character… I am all for bare asses, tits, etc from girls we see on TV, not that we watch TV, but that we know are on TV and are big stars on TV….because it reduces them to the basic attention whores we know they all are…and we like that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Naked Skinny Dipping Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aint No Party Like a Free Milk Party Naked Guy on Meth at the 7-11 Wife Drives into Husband Woman’s Ass Charred after Massage Chair Explodes The post Public Sex at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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