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Kim Kardashian to Kanye: NOBODY Needs to Know What Porn You Like!!

A couple of weeks ago, Kanye West decided to share details of his porn-watching habits with the world. He also released a new song about wanting to bone all four of Kim’s sisters . It’s a lot, and though Kim has always been one to stand by her man, a report says that, privately, Kim is frustrated and embarrassed. After all, the things that he says could one day reach the ears of their three children. A source tells RadarOnline that Kim and Kanye are not on the same page when it comes to him oversharing with millions. “She finds it so embarrassing,” the insider says of Kim’s stance on Kanye sharing way too much information about his most private thoughts. Reports have even claimed that he has done all of this without any warning or consultation with her or the rest of her family. “And,” the source continues, Kim “can’t understand why he’d humiliate himself and the whole family like that.” Who knows why Kanye says anything that he does these days, really. In case you need a refresher on what has so many feathers ruffled, Kanye’s song “XTCY” contains some interesting lyrics. “You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em,” he raps. “You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them.” It might not be unusual for in-laws, especially recent in-laws, to have decidedly non-familial thoughts about each other. But you shouldn’t really rap about it. To make matters worse, Kanye wasn’t done, suggesting that he had pleasured himself to photos of Kim’s sisters. “You did something unholy to them pictures, damn, you need to be locked up,” Kanye rapped. “Nah, we need a bigger hot tub.” That wasn’t all, of course. Kanye also discussed his porn-viewing habits on television. He revealed that he likes to watch “a lot of black on white, obviously.” Kanye added that the combo reflects “my own reality.” Watching porn is normal and usually healthy. Speaking about your particular tastes on television in such blatant terms is … odd. According to the source, Kim is concerned that these kinds of things will find their way back to their children — starting with North, who only just turned 5 last June. “North’s at an age where she can read all this stuff online,” the source adds.  That might be a fine age to give an early version of the sex talk — explaining exactly how babies are made and, of course, arming your child with knowledge that will help them recognize when an adult is being inappropriate with them. But if there’s a good age for your dad jacks it thinking about your aunts and is specifically into white girls , it sure as hell isn’t 5. “Plus,” the insider says. “Kim’s had so many people ask her, ‘What’s up with Kanye, why’s he saying all this?’” That is a great question that people have been asking for the past decade, but that question has cropped up a hell of a lot more during the past year. “He ignores her advice time and again,” the source spills. “And it’s even more lame,” the insider claims. “Because their sex life is a disaster and has been for months.” That would mean that all of Kim’s claims that Kanye is the best at boning were just a lot of hot air. Obviously, Kanye has said a lot of things that he should not — things that no one should say. The dude blamed black people for slavery . Something is wrong. But if Kim has private reservations about him spouting humiliating nonsense by blurting out whatever terrible thought pops into his mind at any given moment, we doubt that she’s confiding them in friends. Kim takes that whole for better or for worse thing very seriously, and seems to still be head over heels for Kanye. We don’t have to understand it (maybe he IS really good at boning) — but aside from what we hear in unconfirmed reports, it really sounds like she’s happy with her marriage. For now. View Slideshow: Kanye West Debuts New Album, Raps About Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal

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12-Year Old Blends Into Green Screen for School Pics, Hilarity Ensues

Heretofore random Facebook user Laurel Hutsell said she had her son's school picture day all planned out. She picked out clothing for him to wear. She knew how she wanted his hair to look, she had talked to him about smiling nice and big and proudly. There was just one problem this summer when this 12-year old Missouri resdident when off to seventh grade for his class photo. He was wearing a bright green shirt. And the photographer was using a green screen behind his subjects in order to give parents a variety of background options from which they could choose for the final version. “We had this whole conversation, which makes this hilarious,'' Hutsell told Today about the snafu, adding: “We practiced the smile, like don't squint your eyes and look like someone is coming up beyond you, and run your fingers through your hair right before.” All this practice could not prepare young Carter for what was to come, however. Due to the combination of the green screen and the green shirt, well… scroll down to see what happened. (And don't be afraid to laugh; Laurel shared these pictures on Facebook and she finds them hilarious as well.) 1. The Shirt It’s nice, right? It stands out, it’s clean and pressed and Carter looks very handsome in it. 2. And Then This Happened! We agree: his hair and his smile were totally on point! Ready to see for yourselves, readers? 3. HA! “At least we know it’s 2018,” Laurel wrote as a caption to this first example of the green screen at work. 4. Come On, Green Shirt! It’s working so hard to show itself here. We’re dying of laughter. 5. He’s Feeling Gray in This One He’s just feeling so very, very, very gray. 6. Barney Probably Likes This One “Not even sure what to say about this one,” wrote the mother as a caption to this one. She’s nearly as funny as the pictures themselves. View Slideshow

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Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin do A Bikini Good?

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I did not know Kathy Griffin had a body like that! Wow! I am impressed. How is this even possible? On another note, say goodbye to Kate Beckinsale ‘s career. That is one person, I don’t think you want to hang around with now.          

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Christina Aguilera Is Way Passed Her Prime

Christina Aguilera is back to showing her fake titties again. This time around 30 LBS heavier. I really miss her Dirty days. This is just a sad display of a lady who is giving her last ditch effort to being sexy. Poor Xtina.                

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Alexis Ren’s Hotness Is Back

Alexis Ren is slacking. It has been weeks since I last did a post on her and finally she provided her social media some new content. Not sure what’s going on, but I have a feeling the slow down is due to some guys’ jealousy. Men ruin all Little Tuna’s material.          

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Martha Hunt think her Nudes are Art cuz She’s an Egotistical Cunt of the Day

Martha Hunt, one of the last and only American models left working at Victoria’s Secret because they don’t just apply their out-sourcing to the panty manufacturing over in China and other third world, unregulated countries, where they can secure inexpensive panties and turn them around for huge profit margins….they also apply it to their models. Plus American women are all fat and smell like hamburgers… She put up some clickbait nude to her feed, as these women do….all women do…not just models trying to keep their numbers up to convert sales for the brand so she stays employed… And she positioned it as “art” or “fine art” which in and of itself is pretty fucking pretentious and egotistical to think a photo of YOURSELF is fucking art…come off it cunt. Could you be that into yourself? That fucking ego, disgusting which makes sense since art as a whole is fucking bullshit. I WONDER IF SHE HAS GOOGLE ALERTS ON HERSELF…. Her caption was: Not only does @russelljames know how to capture the lines and shadows that showcase form, but he gives us the freedom to choose how we present ourselves. As someone whose career is solely based on taking direction, that empowerment is liberating! In this case, I decided to go raw and mask nothing. If that’s not some bullshit, I don’t know what is, oh right I do know what is…the fact that there’s no cunt in this pic…it’s a NO CUNT kind of nude which is what makes it art…fucking disgusting to do this to the people who follow you…. I get it…Self worth is all about the number of likes and followers….and I guess in Hunt’s case getting paid by big brands to differentiate her shameless nudes from being just shameless nudes or some shit… Garbage. Definitely. The post Martha Hunt think her Nudes are Art cuz She’s an Egotistical Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way… I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default…. She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Knows her Angles of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a fucking legend…yes she’s that old, she’s been around that long, but after breaking up with her Jersey Shore idiot she was with, you know as she was heading back to white after going black and stopping with GUIDO along the way, the transitional period where she actually wanted to fuck a monkey…. Well, she saw all the whores getting attention being whores, and knows how easy it is to be a whore, so jumped on it…I mean social media has is a joke when you’ve made it pre-social media as a whore… The interesting thing about her, is there was a time she was fat and horrible looking when on the Apprentice with Don Junior Trump….literally ON him….but that allowed me to learn that she understood marketing, and probably should have won that series…and this is the proof that she’ll take it upon herself to get this done….getting it done…the right way…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Knows her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones Is Popular

So now we can add Jordyn Jones to the list of young celebs who all look the same. I’m telling you it’s so confusing keeping up with them all, but still Dove Cameron is the one to beat. I have no clue why Jordyn is big on Instagram and social media, but I’m assuming she has a massive perve following. And yes she is 18. » view all 11 photos                  

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Peyton List

As you know I think Peyton List, like Jordyn Jones is a second rate Dove Cameron, but being second rate is like being first loser and that is not bad. Personally, I feel they have to try harder and because of that we are getting Peyton in a bikini. Let’s see how far she going to take this. » view all 12 photos                    

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