Rita Ora is killing it these days. She is now my favorite pop star and I have yet to hear one of her songs. She knows how to move me in ways that her music I’m sure would never be able to do. And for that reason, I refuse to listen to her sing because I don’t want to be turned off. I like our relationship just the way she is.
If Walt Disney was alive, I’m pretty sure he would pop a Woody Woodpecker for Alexis Ren dressed up as Minnie Mouse. Yes, I know Woody is not a Disney character, but who cares, I have a Woody Woodpecker for Alexis Ren. And it’s pecking through my pants.
Rebecca Black, who is only 21, has a big set of tits, as these young people do…thanks hormones in the food and watching porn at a young age to accelerate the estrogen juices… The interesting thing about her is that some older dude, likely a predator, get involved with her in 2011 to create the viral song Friday that to this day people I fucking hate who work as corporate slaves quote around the watercooler in their offices they sold their souls and dreams to… But I wonder if they realize that they are referencing a 14 year old girl’s song, or if they are like you, and jerking off to the video every Friday like clockwork the last 7 years, do you realize she’s just a fucking kid…. Now I know that with the porno era, these kids have likely fucked more people than you and had more orgies and gangbangs than you by age 11…but they are still fucking kids… I assume there’s a predator story in here somewhere, how does a 14 year old became a viral hit…I mean Usher Fucked Bieber and all that pedo shit to create that empire…what went on with Rebecca Black…and more interestingly…how does that one viral song carry a girl’s celebrity for 7 years…become one meme…and last forever thanks to recurring income from YOUTUBE…good deal.. Big tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rebecca Black Big Tits Small Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him… She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head… STDs can complicate your pregnancy and may have serious effects on both you and your developing baby. Some of these problems may be seen at birth; others may not be discovered until months or years later. You learn FACTS here at DrunkenStepfather.com – REAL FACTS! Here is the movie trailer Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As much as I think Bella Hadid is a horrible model who does the same “bitch face” over and over, I do dig her being topless in this photoshoot. I guess every once in a while a dog has its day and this is by far her best work. » view all 11 photos
Here are some more pictures of Bella Thorne and her sister modeling her amazing swimsuit line. Every chick who has a following has a swimsuit line now, but Bella’s is about to take over the world. On another note, her sister needs to ease up on whatever she’s doing. She’s looking somewhat crack whorish.
Besides being absolutely gorgeous as a blond, the main reason I’m doing this post on Victoria Justice is for that booty GIF. If that doesn’t put led in you pencil I don’t know what will.
Bella Thorne’s new swimsuit line is awesome. I believe it is only this one outfit, but it’s all you need to make it as a designer these days. I’m even more impressed how it makes her sister’s booty look. I really hope this takes off and next time I’m at the beach, everybody and their mothers are wearing it.
Bella Thorne’s new swimsuit line is awesome. I believe it is only this one outfit, but it’s all you need to make it as a designer these days. I’m even more impressed how it makes her sister’s booty look. I really hope this takes off and next time I’m at the beach, everybody and their mothers are wearing it.
There is no doubt in my mind that Elsa Hosk is the best model out there. Even these lame pictures are hot. I much prefer her Instagram stuff way more, but once in a while a little classy change is good for a split second. OK, back to her Instagram feed.