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Katy Perry Busts Out In A Swimsuit

I kind of lost interest in Katy Perry when she went all political during the election season. I don’t like hot chicks mixing with politics. It’s a turn off. What a girl thinks about BLM or the rain forest really doesn’t do much for the little man downstairs. That said, Katy may have redeemed herself in these pics. She looks like a hot lesbian who’s dying to be straight again! And to me that’s f$ckin’ hot.           Continue reading

Josephine Skriver’s Sweet Booty Arch!

I know a lot of you guys on the East Coast are still buried under like 4 feet of snow or something, and the roads out there are probably still pretty bad. But don’t worry, I’ve got something that ought to help warm you up: a new set of bikini pictures from smoking hot Danish model  Josephine Skriver . And the best part is, if you’re stuck working at home today, you don’t have anybody checking over your shoulder asking you if drooling over bikini models qualifies as “work.” Although just in case you’re wondering, it totally does. …Well, it does for me, at least. » view all 18 photos Continue reading

Peyton List In A Little Bikini

I know I’ve done posts on this Peyton List hottie before, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever creeped “researched” her Instagram. And I’m happy to report that she looks just as good in “candid” selfies as she does literally everywhere else. Phew. I’m sure you guys were all worried, right? Continue reading

Elizabeth Hurley Is Now An Instagram Model

It might be shocking to some of you, but did you know Elizabeth Hurley is 51 years old? Judging by these pictures of her on Instagram, I’d give her 48 max! A hot 48!. You know it’s one thing for a girl in their 20s to be prancing around on social media, but not a hot old cougar. Grow up! Better yet, do something that makes you relevant again. A post shared by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Apr 9, 2017 at 4:18am PDT » view all 15 photos                   Continue reading

More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading

Madison Beer Tongue Play

Good news, my fellow perverts  loyal readers: turns out Madison Beer turned 18 a few weeks back, which means she’s not big trouble anymore. And more importantly, that you can start following her on Snapchat without worrying about the cops showing up. And trust me, with updates like this, you’re not going to want to miss another day. Enjoy.             Continue reading

Anne Hathaway Is Boringly Pretty

Remember when Anne Hathaway was a super sexy hot chick? No, me neither! She has always been pretty boring to me, but very doable nonetheless. She’s like the girl you’d bring home to your parents and they’d be very proud of you, but at the end of the day, you’d lock yourself in a closet and watch porn on your iPhone cause Anne seems like snoozefest in the sack. Anyway, I’m an idiot, let’s move along.               Continue reading

Nicola McLean Busts Out In Lingerie

I don’t think I’ve done a post on  Nicola McLean in years, but I’ve always been a big fan of her and her giant funbags, even if she isn’t as famous over here in North America as some of her fellow busty British nobodies. So here’s a lingerie photoshoot from the busty blonde for old times’ sake. Enjoy! Continue reading

Nicki Minaj Takes Her Funbags Out For Fashion Week

According to my sources, Paris Fashion Week just started, and normally I wouldn’t waste a post on that boring crap, since I’m a T&A blogger, not a fashion blogger. But turns out there was something for us too at the Haider Ackermann Show last night, thanks to Nicki Minaj . Again, I don’t know much about fashion, but I think her whole half-shirt idea would make an amazing trend. Let’s make it happen, designers. Continue reading

Rihanna Does Paper Good

Personally, my favorite Rihanna photoshoots have always been the ones she takes herself . But I’ve got to admit that this photoshoot she just did for Paper Magazine isn’t half bad. I’m even digging the whole not-wearing-any-pants-in-a-bodega theme. Now there’s something I can identify with. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Continue reading