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Sovereign Citizen Under The Articles Of Confederation

Seems like a “great” way to avoid getting arrested. Continue reading

Boston Dynamics’ Handle

There will be a day when robots take over the world. Continue reading

Jessica Lee Buchanan Is One Hot Piece

I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie  Jessica Lee Buchanan . And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes. Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of  Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick. Continue reading

Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading

Mr. Clean Gets Erotic

‘ As a man, I am offended by this! We’re not just sex objects. Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney In Sexy Lingerie

I know I’m not usually that nice to  Charlotte McKinney whenever I do a post on her, but I’m not going to lie, she’s actually looking pretty damn good in this latest lingerie photoshoot she did for Guess. I just wish that dude wasn’t blocking my view in half these shots. And that they didn’t make the wrong model go topless for these pictures. That was a big missed opportunity, if you ask me. Continue reading

Ariana Grande Works Instagram Good

I don’t get  Ariana Grande . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still invite her over for a nice tuna sandwich sometime, but she’s got such weird style for a young hottie. And don’t even get me started on the cat ears. But here’s a couple shots of Ariana actually dressing like a professional pop star hottie for once, and if you ask me, it’s a pretty good look for her. Here’s hoping she keeps it up. Continue reading

Lithuanian Cheerleaders Are Amazing

Move over Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders! Continue reading

“Dorky” Emily Ratajkowski Thanks Her 10 000 000 Fans

I don’t know about you guys, but I always think it’s hilarious when stone-cold hotties think that just because they put on a pair of glasses, all of a sudden that makes them a nerd or something. Like it instantly erases their perfect bodies or amazing funbags. Anyway, here’s self-proclaimed “dork”  Emily Ratajkowski celebrating getting to 10 million followers on Instagram by doing the same thing that got her all those followers in the first place: getting naked. Well, mostly naked, anyway. She’s still wearing those glasses. What a loser. Continue reading