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Sovereign Citizen Under The Articles Of Confederation

Seems like a “great” way to avoid getting arrested. Continue reading →

Boston Dynamics’ Handle

There will be a day when robots take over the world. Continue reading →

Jessica Lee Buchanan Is One Hot Piece

I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie  Jessica Lee Buchanan . And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes. Continue reading →

Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of  Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick. Continue reading →

Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading →

Mr. Clean Gets Erotic

‘ As a man, I am offended by this! We’re not just sex objects. Continue reading →

Charlotte McKinney In Sexy Lingerie

I know I’m not usually that nice to  Charlotte McKinney whenever I do a post on her, but I’m not going to lie, she’s actually looking pretty damn good in this latest lingerie photoshoot she did for Guess. I just wish that dude wasn’t blocking my view in half these shots. And that they didn’t make the wrong model go topless for these pictures. That was a big missed opportunity, if you ask me. Continue reading →

Ariana Grande Works Instagram Good

I don’t get  Ariana Grande . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still invite her over for a nice tuna sandwich sometime, but she’s got such weird style for a young hottie. And don’t even get me started on the cat ears. But here’s a couple shots of Ariana actually dressing like a professional pop star hottie for once, and if you ask me, it’s a pretty good look for her. Here’s hoping she keeps it up. Continue reading →

Lithuanian Cheerleaders Are Amazing

Move over Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders! Continue reading →

“Dorky” Emily Ratajkowski Thanks Her 10 000 000 Fans

I don’t know about you guys, but I always think it’s hilarious when stone-cold hotties think that just because they put on a pair of glasses, all of a sudden that makes them a nerd or something. Like it instantly erases their perfect bodies or amazing funbags. Anyway, here’s self-proclaimed “dork”  Emily Ratajkowski celebrating getting to 10 million followers on Instagram by doing the same thing that got her all those followers in the first place: getting naked. Well, mostly naked, anyway. She’s still wearing those glasses. What a loser. Continue reading →