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Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Karrueche Tran’s Sexy Midriff

Posted on June 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Karrueche Tran out giving us a peek at her sexy stomach in LA, and for any of you wondering why I like this chick so much, it’s not just that she’s got a killer body. A lot of girls have that. It’s also the fact that she has terrible taste in dudes. If she fell for that d-bag Chris Brown, I feel like I’ve got a shot too. A 0.00001% chance, but hey, that’s still better than nothing. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Sofia Vergara Does Magic Mike

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I probably don’t need to tell you guys the bad news, that our favorite TV hottie Sofia Vergara is still dating that Joe Manganiello meathead, and that’s why she’s here looking white hot at the world premiere of his new movie Magic Mike XXL . And I know it’s gonna be tough for a pasty blogger like me to compete with a fake male stripper, but here’s hoping Sofia’s looking for someone with a more wholesome job to take home to mom and dad. You know, like a guy who gets paid to write about motorboating hot models on the Internet. Fingers crossed! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Samantha Hoopes Is The Hottest Dressed Cougar

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

My favorite 24-year-old cougar Samantha Hoopes showed up to the Magic Mike XXL premiere dropping some seriously XXL cleavage. And who cares how old she is, I’ve been really impressed by this SI Swimsuit hottie lately. In fact, this should be a lesson to hotties everywhere: when it comes to age, the number doesn’t matter, as long as you show enough skin to make me forget how to count. Or formulate complete sentences. Mission accomplished. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Katrina Bowden Is Amazing And Underrated

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Ever since 30 Rock went off the air a couple years ago, we haven’t seen one of my favorite underrated hotties Katrina Bowden nearly as regularly as I’d like. But I guess she must be working, because otherwise, I assume she would’ve taken me up on my very generous offer for her to become my bikini-wearing personal assistant, right? Either way, I was pretty glad to see these pictures of Katrina taking her dog for a walk. I just wish her cute pooch wasn’t blocking our view of her even cuter puppies. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Dog Saves “Drowing” Owner

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

And this is why dogs are the best! Continue reading →

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Kitty Flight!

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

This kitty hitched a ride on this airplane. I don’t know how he stayed on, but I’m glad he didn’t get hurt. Continue reading →

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Solveig Mork Hansen Belongs In A Swimsuit!

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

If the name Solveig Mork Hansen doesn’t look familiar to you, don’t worry. Because the first time I saw it, I wasn’t really sure it was even a name. According to my research though, it’s Dutch, and belongs to the smoking hot bikini model you’re currently drooling over. So go ahead and get more familiar with the sexy Sports Illustrated Rookie, although if she wants to make it in this business, she might have to change that name… Personally, I think Solveig Mork Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you? » view all 12 photos Continue reading →

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