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Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kittens Reenact The Lion King

I think this was better than the original! Continue reading

Paris Hilton Is The Queen Of F%cking Everything!

I don’t know if Paris Hilton is still technically considered famous, let alone the “Queen of F*&king Everything,” like her phone says. But I’m still happy to keep her 15 minutes going, as long as she keeps showing up wearing a swimsuit. I just wish she would leave the picture taking to the professionals. No, not the paps. I meant me. I bet my phone takes way better pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

How To Mess With Noisy Neighbors

I hope I never move next to a tech nerd. But bravo for teaching his neighbor a lesson. Continue reading

Kid Loves His Cast

Whatever drugs this boy is on, I want some. Hilarious video. Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Gets Topless For Vogue Brazil

Even though I don’t get the appeal, I know a lot of you weirdos out there still like Kim Kardashian for some reason, so here’s a few pictures of the world’s most famous porn star getting topless for the June issue of Vogue Brazil . And according to my sources, Kim’s pregnant again, which means that fat ass of hers is going to get even fatter in a couple months. So there, now you sickos have something to look forward to. Enjoy these until then. Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Kelly Brook Does The Atkins Diet

So, according to my sources, Kelly Brook has apparently been on the Atkins diet for the past few months to get in better shape, and did this photoshoot to celebrate losing a few pounds. And don’t get me wrong, any excuse to see Kelly in a bikini again is good by me. I just wish she’d taken chosen the Tuna exercise plan instead — aka 30 seconds of strenuous exercise with yours truly 5 times a week. And sure, I can’t guarantee Kelly would’ve lost even more weight that way, but hey, you never know until you try it, right? Continue reading

Dani Thorne’s Hotness Is Legal!

Don’t worry, I’m not trying to get anyone added to a government watch list on a holiday. Because Bella Thorne might be trouble, but luckily Dani Thorne — aka Bella’s hot (and more importantly, legal) sister — isn’t. …Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. You just have to be careful where you look at these bikini pictures, because most places have a zero tolerance “no pants, no service” policy. Yes, even on holidays. So enjoy, and just try to stay out of trouble. Continue reading