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New Iron Sky Trailer: The Moon Nazis Cometh

Are you, by chance, familiar with the movie Dead Snow ? (Of course you are, but please, just play along.) Here’s the pitch: Nazi zombies terrorize some medical students on a ski vacation. Nazis, zombies, skiing, terror. This is an excellent pitch. Chances are good that you, the discerning moviegoer, would be interested in such a film. (Please wait until the end of this post to click over to Netflix and do a Watch Now. It’s not going anywhere.) But you know what? That’s only the second-best Nazi-related pitch you’re going to hear today. How about:

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Loving the Recession of the Day

I love the “economic downturn” because it gives whores who always wanted to be whores a solid excuse for them becoming whores. The concept of topless cleaners is nothing new, I’ve known girls who have been doing this for years, and really the bitch they interviewed make me never want to hire topless cleaners for fear that old housewife would show up and take my 120 dollars I’d rather spend on a teenage runaway where the only cleaning is of her vagina with my tongue, but the more girls making the move to porn, prostitution, stripping and other sexual things, the better off we all our. The internet has turned the world less prude….and women are accepting that every last one of them loves dick, loves male attention and loves getting men horny, even they dirtiest dick hating dyke likes giving boners. Seriously.

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Mickey Rourke’s Young Tanned Pussy of the Day

Mickey Rourke is filming in Montreal and I assume that means his young tanned groupie pussy is here with him, because part of being celebrity pussy is following the celebrity wherever the fuck they go. He’s here until May and that gives me enough time to get the word out to his people that I want to be in the room one day to film them fucking for this site. I’m not how far this pitch will go, or if I’ll get him on board, but there’s always hope that he’s staying somewhere that doesn’t have curtains so that I don’t actually need his involvement to get what I want, which is seeing this tanned twat’s twat showing me all the moves that tricks older rich men into giving her the good life…. Pics via Bauer

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X-Play Previews APB: All Points Bulletin

What if Grand Theft Auto became an MMO? That’s the pitch from Crackdown developers Realtime Worlds for APB: All Points Bulletin . That pitch is becoming a reality, as X-Play checked out the currently-in-closed-beta APB while at PAX East. I’ll let Adam Sessler take it from here. Watch Larger Version | Watch HD Version Realtime Worlds – APB – Adam Sessler – Software release life cycle – Crackdown

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Did Barack Obama Blow His All-Star Game First Pitch?

Tonight Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star game. Gambling websites have been taking bets on whether or not he would bounce the pitch to home plate! So how did he do

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