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Constance Jablonski Titties for Fashion of the Day

This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…

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Sasha Cohen Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off…. Here are th epics anyway….

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Isabeli Fontana is a Babe in Vogue Latin America of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS….. That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now…. These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….

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Vida Guerra bikini body

Vida loves nothing better than showing off her tanned bikini body on the beach Continue reading

Loving the Recession of the Day

I love the “economic downturn” because it gives whores who always wanted to be whores a solid excuse for them becoming whores. The concept of topless cleaners is nothing new, I’ve known girls who have been doing this for years, and really the bitch they interviewed make me never want to hire topless cleaners for fear that old housewife would show up and take my 120 dollars I’d rather spend on a teenage runaway where the only cleaning is of her vagina with my tongue, but the more girls making the move to porn, prostitution, stripping and other sexual things, the better off we all our. The internet has turned the world less prude….and women are accepting that every last one of them loves dick, loves male attention and loves getting men horny, even they dirtiest dick hating dyke likes giving boners. Seriously.

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Mickey Rourke’s Young Tanned Pussy of the Day

Mickey Rourke is filming in Montreal and I assume that means his young tanned groupie pussy is here with him, because part of being celebrity pussy is following the celebrity wherever the fuck they go. He’s here until May and that gives me enough time to get the word out to his people that I want to be in the room one day to film them fucking for this site. I’m not how far this pitch will go, or if I’ll get him on board, but there’s always hope that he’s staying somewhere that doesn’t have curtains so that I don’t actually need his involvement to get what I want, which is seeing this tanned twat’s twat showing me all the moves that tricks older rich men into giving her the good life…. Pics via Bauer

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