PLASTIC surgeon David Matlock has created ideal bodies for himself and his wife – enabling them to compete as BODYBUILDERS. David and Veronica, 38, gained their perfect male and female physiques through a gruelling diet, fitness regime, and body-sculpting procedures. But when the couple first met David was immediately smitten with the beautiful brunette, and suggested she have a “Wonder Woman Makeover,” involving liposuction of the chin, arms, and legs, and a Brazilian butt lift. He’s been helping her to enhance her figure ever since. youtube
There was never any doubting Myla Sinanaj’s obsession with Kim Kardashian, but she’s apparently taking it to dramatic, stalkerish, disturbing new levels. She freely admits she is trying to emulate K-squared, she tells TMZ , and is about to get a bunch of plastic surgeries to look just like Kanye West’s baby mama. Issues. Myla Sinanaj , of course, dated Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries and lied about being pregnant with his baby, then made a sex tape called The Anti-Kim K . She says she’s just plain sick and tired of being called the “Fat Version of Kim K” though, and will do whatever it takes to rectify that problem. WHATEVER it takes. “I’m obsessed with her body and want mine to be exactly the same,” says Myla of Kim Kardashian and the $30,000 worth of operations she’s lined up. Dr. Matthew Schulman will do the honors, giving his client liposuction, lip injections and a boob job so that she closely resembles her apparent idol. Is anyone else getting a little freaked out over this? Not the porn star wannabe herself, that’s for sure. She says anyone who bashed her and Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX will eat their words, adding that the plastic surgeries “will launch my career.” Somewhere, Farrah Abraham is already plotting to go under the knife for the 17th time just to make those hilarious fake boobs stand out from her rival. Question is. Who would you rather … Kim Kardashian Myla Sinanaj View Poll »
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we see Leilani Dowding heading into a plastic surgery office not too long ago? So why aren’t these bikini pictures more… impressive? Don’t get me wrong, I’d still be happy to spend a day at the beach with Leilani, but I was kinda hoping to see her and her friend going motorboating here, not out on a tiny jet ski. Photos: Fameflynet
I spoke too soon, apparently Bar Refaeli isn’t old as fuck, irrelevant as fuck, riding her fame that she got from being associated with Victoria’s Secret and Leonardo’s cock into the sunset… Apparently, she’s still getting work, this time for Elle Spain’s August issue, where such exciting things happen as her wearing shorts and what may be a bra…fun.
I spoke too soon, apparently Bar Refaeli isn’t old as fuck, irrelevant as fuck, riding her fame that she got from being associated with Victoria’s Secret and Leonardo’s cock into the sunset… Apparently, she’s still getting work, this time for Elle Spain’s August issue, where such exciting things happen as her wearing shorts and what may be a bra…fun.
For a model who would walk around day to day totally naked…this wind blowing up her skirt and not showing the world her bare ass is a fucking fail…I sit outside the local Starbucks and see this shit happen to girls of all ages and they are never quite as lucky….and they aren’t into showing their naked asses to the world because they are so open minded, free spirited, hippie models who everyone has already seen naked, yet for some reason, they’re fails are wins, and this Kate Moss characters fails are just fails…and I’m not even making reference to her battered, well traveled vagina, that I would like to lick like it was one of those jungle toads to see if I get high from all the remnants of her psychedelics…and rockstar aids… Either way, fail or not, I’m a fan. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
For a model who would walk around day to day totally naked…this wind blowing up her skirt and not showing the world her bare ass is a fucking fail…I sit outside the local Starbucks and see this shit happen to girls of all ages and they are never quite as lucky….and they aren’t into showing their naked asses to the world because they are so open minded, free spirited, hippie models who everyone has already seen naked, yet for some reason, they’re fails are wins, and this Kate Moss characters fails are just fails…and I’m not even making reference to her battered, well traveled vagina, that I would like to lick like it was one of those jungle toads to see if I get high from all the remnants of her psychedelics…and rockstar aids… Either way, fail or not, I’m a fan. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site, to being a brat the one time I hung out with her….she is kinda cute and more importantly a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mould it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt a way and get more and more fucking disgusting… So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see through shit, may not be as exciting as the LA plastic bitch I saw the other day walking around in a sheer dress, with no underwear on, but I’ll give her some credit for pulling through her ugly, unwanted baby put up for adoption, and turning it around winning at life… To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site, to being a brat the one time I hung out with her….she is kinda cute and more importantly a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mould it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt a way and get more and more fucking disgusting… So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see through shit, may not be as exciting as the LA plastic bitch I saw the other day walking around in a sheer dress, with no underwear on, but I’ll give her some credit for pulling through her ugly, unwanted baby put up for adoption, and turning it around winning at life… To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract… I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me… Here’s the campaign.
