Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini with a bunch of friends…and for some reason, a reason I call bad judgement, she’s not wearing the Mexican Wrestling Mask I sent her to help her with her face…it’s the new plastic surgery…when plastic surgery doesn’t work…and it’s far more water resistant than a paper bag… I guess putting a mask in an envelope with a mason jar of dried semen, sent to Disneyland, addressed to “The High School Musical Chick With the Bad Face”….isn’t postal worker friendly…they are unionized and don’t like going out of their way for anyone. What it comes down to, is duck face or not, Ashley Tisdale has a fit little body, and as much as I make fun of her face, it’s not as bad as it could be, it is just bad in Hollywood standards, and the fact that she’s living in a mansion, making money, gives us the right to demand more out of her… Seriously, I get so much hate from people when laughing at this asymmetrical looking thing, even though I totally appreciate that she’s trying to offset her inadequacies with fitness…and really her bank account balance proves that face or not, she’s already won, so stop defending her, it’s not like she’s defending you, she’s too busy hanging in her bikini, living the good life.
When Glee Season 5 kicks off on September 19, four familiar faces will not be around to welcome viewers back to the Fox musical comedy. The network announced today (via TV Line) that the following actors/actresses will not return as series regulars: Heather Morris (Brittany) Mark Salling (Puck) Amber Riley (Mercedes) Harry Shum, Jr. (Mike) In related news, Dianna Agron – who scarcely appeared as Quinn on Glee Season 4 – is not slated to make any appearances at all in 2013-2014. It is possible that any or all of the aforementioned quartet may pop up for at least one or two episodes, but it’s too early to know for sure at the moment. Earlier this week, Fox announced its fall premiere calendar .
Amanda Bynes has officially issued her raunchiest Tweet yet – rapper Mac Miller being the lucky recipient – in yet another epic social media outburst. Last night, unprompted as always, Bynes went off about her love for plastic surgery, her renewed hatred for Drake and her apparent love of Mac Miller. Bynes, who heroically had plastic surgery to fix the “webbing” between her eyes, started off by sharing how much she hearts going under the knife. “I Love Surgery,” she wrote, adding that it was SUCH a resounding success that “I Plan On Having Surgery On My Whole Face Straight Up.” Noted. But she wasn’t done. Not even close. “Twitter Is High School For Adults,” she wrote, then proved just how true that is by saying on-off celebrity crush Drake “looks like an ugly old woman. “The only person uglier than @drake is his mom,” Bynes quipped. Ouch. Of course, she’s always hot and cold with Drizzy, adding: “I Know I Love Drake Because If He Got Parkinson’s Or Got Into Some Sort Of Accident & He Looked Different He’d Still Be The Only One I Want.” Hmm. Tuesday, she said Drake had Down Syndrome . Now Parkinson’s? Girl clearly gives a lot of thought to the Canadian rapper and serious disabilities. Anyway … as if that plus a Drake’s mom BURN didn’t give THG enough material, things got even weirder this morning when Miller tweeted at Amanda. “@AmandaBynes please murder my vagina ,” the young “Knock Knock” rapper wrote, in reference to her now-infamous Tweet to Drake. Bynes is game, apparently. She responded in kind: “@MacMiller hop on my dick.” Yes … this really happened .
How much taunting can a gorilla take from bratty little kids before he snaps? And what will the typically reserved primate do when that point comes? Find out in the video below! Gorilla Scares Kids at Zoo Evidently a gorilla can only tolerate ridiculing hand gestures, being called “ugly” and having his glass enclosure pounded on aggressively for so long. That much isn’t altogether surprising, but the way in which he sought revenge? You got served, kids. Served.
North West is clearly a ridiculous baby name. But according to a Kim Kardashian insider, it’s ridiculous for a reason you might not expect. Someone supposedly in the know tells TMZ that Kimye did not name its daughter North West due to the direction , but rather as a metaphor for “up.” Huh? “What’s North of North ? Nothing,” the source says, explaining that Kardashian and West see the moniker as their pinnacle, as their “North Star.” And Kris Jenner echoed this very odd sentiment today on The View , telling the hosts of her granddaughter’s name: “The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means Highest Power, and she says that North is their highest point together… I thought that was really sweet.” It’s something alright. What do you think of the name North West? I love it! So cute and different! Not the biggest fan, but it’s okay. LOL that is the dumbest baby name ever! View Poll »
Amanda Bynes’ Twitter rhetoric just got much uglier than her ugly list. The troubled star wrote a series of Tweets Tuesday afternoon that she quickly deleted, but not before their offensive content spread like wildfire online. Bynes’ target? None other than sometime celebrity crush Drake. Regarding the rapper’s GQ cover, Amanda said that the magazine “airbrushed @drake to make his eyes look like he doesn’t have down syndrome!” Mmmyeah. She then went on to say that despite her professions of love for the man, he “looks like sh*t both ways! I don’t like him so stop thinking I do!” You said you wanted him to murder your vagina , girl. Your words. Bynes has waffled on her feelings for Drake of late, but apologized for earlier insults and seemed to be a pretty big fan of the GQ spread until now. You know who doesn’t look like sh*t in Amanda’s eyes? Amanda herself. She just can’t wait to show all of you the video of Amanda Bynes’ nose job . Seriously. She had unnecessary plastic surgery for what she is calling a “birth defect” of “webbing” between her eyes and has a video of it she promises to post. She looks fabulous and is a survivor and a hero . Again, her words.
We’re very sorry, readers. A Courtney Stodden sex tape exists but will apparently never be released by the 18-year old Z-lister. Still, Stodden has gone ahead and given fans a different kind of all-access look into her private parts… breast enhancement surgery style! Yes, Courtney recently upgraded from a C to a DD and she filmed the entire process for some reason. Sit back and enjoy (?) the procedure now: Courtney Stodden Breast Enhancement Surgery “My results are looking incredible and very sexy,” Stodden said in a statement. “Looking forward to slipping into a bikini … or out of it!” Whoa there! HOT STUFF! The desperate celebrity also told E! News that she now adores the way her “shapes and curves” look and that she had to talk 53-year old husband Doug Hutchison into the surgery. We do not believe her.
What a nightmare . Man Left Without Nose After Botched Plastic Surgery According to Fox 23 A New York man living in Tulsa went to get a nose job with a well-established Tulsa plastic surgeon and five years later does not have a nose. Vishal Thakkar got a divorce and in 2006 he admittedly made a vain decision. “I decided to do something selfish,” said Thakkar, sitting in his attorney’s office in South Tulsa. Dr. Angelo Cuzalina is known across Green County for his plastic surgery. The Oklahoma Medical Board does not show any complaints in his history. He is listed as president of the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery. “I had the first surgery and suffered some breathing problems, nothing too bad, but it made it hard to exercise and sleep,” said Thakkar. He went back, again and again. Between 2006 and 2007 he had eight surgeries. He then left Tulsa until 2011 and came back for more surgeries. He had several infections. Finally, during a surgery, Thakkar says Cuzalina cut off his nose. “He told me that there was an infection in there and since I was on the operating table and unconscious he had to make the decision,” said Thakkar. Before another surgery, Thakkar told FOX23 News he told Cuzalina a nurse and the doctor’s office manager, to not take anything from his ears, like cartilage for the surgery he was about to have. “I woke up with pain behind my ear and I said to the nurses, what part of ‘Under no circumstances do not touch my ears, do you not understand?’” said Thakkar. Later, Thakkar said, Cuzalina emailed him. “In the email he apologized,” he said. During another surgery, Thakkar said the doctor ran out of ear cartilage. “So he cut into my rib cage for cartilage, I didn’t know it then, but I do not believe he is licensed for that kind of surgery!” “By the time I am able to breathe without pain and have a human-looking nose, I will have had 30 surgeries on my face thanks to Angelo Cuzalina.” He has spoken to other plastic surgeons. “There is no way I am going to live like this. It is worse than being dead. Other surgeons told me that, Vishal, your case is so bad it is unheard of, you must be treated by someone at the top of this field,” said Thakkar. On August 31st, 2012 Cuzalina sent Thakkar a form stating he will no longer work on him, “… you are considered medically unstable. Because of your ongoing threats and harassment against my staff, my practice, and me personally…” the statement read. It was around this time Thakkar told FOX23 News, he learned Cuzalina was recording their audio and video without letting Thakkar know that was happening during his visits to the office. “In December of 2011, in the medical record he (Dr. Cuzalina) wrote I am suicidal, but at the same time the medication he is giving me it could easily kill a couple human beings,” said Thakkar. “I have more than 3,000 injections, pain pills and stuff so my liver is pretty much fried,” said Thakkar. Could you imagine living without a nose? At least you wouldn’t get too big for your britches and start “smelling yourself.”
At least one good thing has come from the Amanda Bynes arrest . For Amanda Bynes, anyway. The actress confirmed to TMZ today that she has undergone a nose job, something she Tweeted her desire for nearly as soon as her mug shot went viral. “I have no bandage on,” Bynes told the site the day after the procedure, which took place Saturday in Manhattan. It’s healing on it’s own like my doctor asked.” But the total nut bar isn’t done with plastic surgery she says. “I’m getting one more in 3 weeks, they are short amazing surgeries done while I’m awake but under general anesthesia. It’s almost perfect.” So… the total opposite of Bynes in that case, huh? BURN! The actress concludes that once her nose “doesn’t look so awful in photos,” she’ll stop hiding it from the paparazzi.
In a truly startling turn of events, a member of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise has admitted to going under the knife. Jacqueline Laurita made the admission last night on Watch What Happens Live , using the interview to discuss her tummy tuck and neck lift and hype the services of Dr. Brent Moelleken. “When workouts and diets fail to put your body back in order after three kids, is there anything wrong with having a Dr. Brent put you back together again?” she asked on Twitter earlier this year. “I honestly think it’s beautiful when people grow old gracefully. I have no idea why I choose not to. I’ll fight gravity with a laser like Luke Skywalker.” Laurita also has breast implants and has undergone Botox on at least one occasion. You can catch back up with her and her irritating castmates when The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns Sunday, June 2 at 8 p.m. EST on Bravo.
