I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism…. I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model… But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…
I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…
Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.
Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.
When it comes to changing her looks, “I would do anything if it makes me feel good,” says Farley. With one big exception. “I don#39;t like touching my face only because I#39;m always scared you can never go back. All those nose jobs and cheek implants and stuff like that, people get those and can never go back to what they were. I love my nose.” A nip and tuck above the neckline#x003f; No, thanks, says Snooki JWoww star Jenni “JWoww” Farley. After welcoming daughter Meilani Alexandra last mon
I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery. But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me. It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face… Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.
Farrah Abraham certainly knows how to bring the drama. The Teen Mom cast member turned porn star, 22, filmed an appearance for Monday’s episode of Bethenny, and was taken to task for some of her decision making. Not just by host Bethenny Frankel, but by her audience: Farrah Abraham on Bethenny At least one member of the crowd went so hard at Farrah Abraham about her parenting choices that Frankel actually had to intervene and play mediator. Specifically, she was grilled on waxing her daughter’s eyebrows earlier this year – which crazily seems like one of her least crazy moves now. Her response? “I actually got a lot of fan mail from girls who were younger, who did have unibrows, and they only wished that their moms would have helped them.” The audience member who asked her about that was floored. “My head is going to pop off, I swear,” the woman replied. “That is crazy. You’re making a little girl believe that without plucking her eyebrows, she won’t have pretty pictures. She’s four – she’s beautiful.” “It’s not even pictures, and it’s not that I’m telling my daughter she’s not beautiful,” Abraham said. “To be honest with you, she was sleeping, so it was like…” Before she could finish, the crowd grew restless. “Oh my God. So that makes it better?” Bethenny’s viewer quipped over Farrah’s protests, turning to Frankel to add, “She’s out of her mind, I’m sorry.” Farrah Abraham on Plastic Surgery Bethenny calmed things down, but also asked Abraham about her plastic surgery and her comment that Sophia “has her own life” and “does her own thing.” Clarifying that statement, the sometime swimsuit model said, “To a certain extent, though. It’s not like she has her own life, go live your own life.” “I am very much her mother, and I am very much there to develop her … but I also feel that…it’s very healthy for my daughter to have her own friends.” “To have that community around her that she knows is her own person. I don’t ever want my daughter growing up questioning who she is or her choices. “My daughter knows she is loved. My daughter knows she has a mom, and I’m there, and I’m not worried about anything of what everyone else is worried about.” Say what you will about her parenting abilities – and we have, at length – but that at least makes some semblance of sense … a rarity for this girl.
Farrah Abraham certainly knows how to bring the drama. The Teen Mom cast member turned porn star, 22, filmed an appearance for Monday’s episode of Bethenny, and was taken to task for some of her decision making. Not just by host Bethenny Frankel, but by her audience: Farrah Abraham on Bethenny At least one member of the crowd went so hard at Farrah Abraham about her parenting choices that Frankel actually had to intervene and play mediator. Specifically, she was grilled on waxing her daughter’s eyebrows earlier this year – which crazily seems like one of her least crazy moves now. Her response? “I actually got a lot of fan mail from girls who were younger, who did have unibrows, and they only wished that their moms would have helped them.” The audience member who asked her about that was floored. “My head is going to pop off, I swear,” the woman replied. “That is crazy. You’re making a little girl believe that without plucking her eyebrows, she won’t have pretty pictures. She’s four – she’s beautiful.” “It’s not even pictures, and it’s not that I’m telling my daughter she’s not beautiful,” Abraham said. “To be honest with you, she was sleeping, so it was like…” Before she could finish, the crowd grew restless. “Oh my God. So that makes it better?” Bethenny’s viewer quipped over Farrah’s protests, turning to Frankel to add, “She’s out of her mind, I’m sorry.” Farrah Abraham on Plastic Surgery Bethenny calmed things down, but also asked Abraham about her plastic surgery and her comment that Sophia “has her own life” and “does her own thing.” Clarifying that statement, the sometime swimsuit model said, “To a certain extent, though. It’s not like she has her own life, go live your own life.” “I am very much her mother, and I am very much there to develop her … but I also feel that…it’s very healthy for my daughter to have her own friends.” “To have that community around her that she knows is her own person. I don’t ever want my daughter growing up questioning who she is or her choices. “My daughter knows she is loved. My daughter knows she has a mom, and I’m there, and I’m not worried about anything of what everyone else is worried about.” Say what you will about her parenting abilities – and we have, at length – but that at least makes some semblance of sense … a rarity for this girl.
Amanda needs the hand of Jesus. Amanda Bynes Kicked Out The Ritz Amanda got kicked out her apartment and now she’s being kicked out hotel rooms. She phucks up everything she touches. It’s too bad the show “Intervention” was cancelled. SMH. According to TMZ Amanda Bynes was unceremoniously ejected from a Ritz-Carlton in NYC Thursday after allegedly smoking that mean green in her hotel room and being so rude to hotel staff … she made one poor girl cry …sources tell TMZ. Amanda begs to differ, telling us she left the hotel voluntarily — and does NOT smoke that sticky icky. Our sources say Amanda was a nightmare from the get-go, smoking drugs everyday despite warnings from hotel staff. We’re told Amanda tried using spray chemicals to mask the sticky icky smell. But that’s not it … we’re told Amanda was unspeakably rude to the hotel staff, telling the front desk girl she was “too ugly” to check her in. We’re told Amanda then offered her plastic surgeon’s services to the desk girl in question … and the tears started flowing. The bad behavior continued until Thursday …. Amanda was scheduled to check out at noon, but the hotel staff had had enough … and kicked her out several hours before mandatory check out. In case you’re wondering where Amanda’s going next — we’re told she was last seen getting into a cab headed to LaGuardia Airport … bound for L.A.. Damn, that’s hardcore telling the girl she’s ugly and then offering her the plastic surgeon’s number. Amanda should take that same number, call her plastic surgeon and asks for her old nose back. GSI
As far as feuds go, it’s not exactly Meghan McCain vs. Ann Coulter or Chris Brown vs. Drake . But Gwyneth Paltrow and Joan Rivers are sort of getting into it. In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar , Paltrow says she tried Botox once and hated it because it made her “look like Joan Rivers.” How does Rivers feel about such a diss? Okay, actually. “It just made me laugh,” the comedian tells People . She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary!” Rivers, who has faced recent fire for slamming Adele as fat , adds that she’s been open about her plastic surgery because “[lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: ‘I’m beautifully naturally and you’re not.'” That’s a fair point. Still, there’s maybe a tad bit of beef here, considering Joan’s closing comments: “If she lived in New York, I’d tell her to go to hell,” but because Paltrow resides on London, Rivers instead has this message for Gwyneth: “Go to Halifax!” Choose a side in the feud, THGers: Team Gwyneth Team Joan Team I DON’T CARE! View Poll »
