This is not magically delicious… Man Finds Bat In Cereal Via Metro UK : The hungry German man’s start to the day was completely ruined when he discovered the dead bat in his bowl of cereal at his home in Stuttgart. He was left feeling more horrified than hungry when he realised the mummified mammal was not a Halloween themed toy. The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes. They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death. Scientists are investigating whether the bat had flown into the box of Mini-Zimties cereal at the factory or after they had been opened. Food safety official Jorg Sturmer said: ‘I have never seen anything like it. This really is an unusual case.’ We would have gone bat isht! CEN
Christina Aguilera had to make an instant elimination on The Voice Monday, but not before performing her hit “Fighter” with her remaining team members. The 31-year-old, decked out in a revealing outfit, was joined by her singing proteges Chris Mann, Ashley De La Rosa, Jesse Campbell, and Lindsey Pavao. And that’s not all. Los Angeles’ famed Crenshaw High School choir also joined Christina and her team on stage for the performance. Take a look below! Christina Aguilera – Fighter (Live on The Voice) In a surprise move, Aguilera opted to let Jesse Campbell go last night, even after a stirring performance of Beyonce’s “Halo” that brought the house down earlier. Not only did many feel he should have survived last night, but Adam Levine even told him he was a “huge, huge favorite” to win the entire competition. Guess he didn’t impress the one person who mattered. Chris, Ashley and Lindsey learn their fate tonight as America’s votes decide who continues on.
She has risen to fame due to her obsession with man meat, but Courtney Stodden now claims to be a vegetarian. In fact, this plastic 17-year old has made it her life mission to make headlines in any way humanly possible encourage others to realize just how healthy – and, surprisingly, just how sexy – the life of a vegetarian can be. Case in point: the latest result from one of Courtney’s supermarket trips. Watch her fondle a poor piece of produce in the following video: Courtney Stodden on Sexy Vegetables This aspiring celebrity also wants to help fans burn calories. How so? Jump role along with Stodden and her boobs now!
The fascinating thing about Adrianne Curry is the attention a virtual nobody gets because of her fake tits and willingness to show them off because they aren’t really even her own tits and if anyone judges her she can blame the plastic surgeon….coupled with the fact that fake tits, except on breast cancer survivors, that save shitty tit, also attract really fucked up, insecure, women you can easily manipulate because the fact they saved up and got a set of tits, means some shit is going on in her crazy head…… It amazes me that someone who does nothing, offers the world nothing, has no interesting thoughts or opinions, who is only known because of a series of reality shows when reality shows were just starting, can lure thousands of people to sign-up to her and wait around for pics like this….It is pathetic and depressing what our world amount too….shit makes me want to get a set of fake tits to post on my TWITTER …the same TWITTER Adrianne Curry blocked and sent her gang of retards after…..because that way I’d get more followers…. Tits get hits people. Except maybe for me, this site, my twitter….but for the girl who owns those tits…it’s on. Here are some faceless nudes….unfortunately not of her after her face was ripped off by a psycho killer….you know trying to save the world from her horrible kind of trash… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
The fascinating thing about Adrianne Curry is the attention a virtual nobody gets because of her fake tits and willingness to show them off because they aren’t really even her own tits and if anyone judges her she can blame the plastic surgeon….coupled with the fact that fake tits, except on breast cancer survivors, that save shitty tit, also attract really fucked up, insecure, women you can easily manipulate because the fact they saved up and got a set of tits, means some shit is going on in her crazy head…… It amazes me that someone who does nothing, offers the world nothing, has no interesting thoughts or opinions, who is only known because of a series of reality shows when reality shows were just starting, can lure thousands of people to sign-up to her and wait around for pics like this….It is pathetic and depressing what our world amount too….shit makes me want to get a set of fake tits to post on my TWITTER …the same TWITTER Adrianne Curry blocked and sent her gang of retards after…..because that way I’d get more followers…. Tits get hits people. Except maybe for me, this site, my twitter….but for the girl who owns those tits…it’s on. Here are some faceless nudes….unfortunately not of her after her face was ripped off by a psycho killer….you know trying to save the world from her horrible kind of trash… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am a big fan of Rose McGowan’s tits….so much that I feel they need to be showcased without her heavily plastic surgery face that was fine before the plastic surgery and that now looks like every other plastic face in Hollywood….distracting from what matters….her tits… I became a fan in the 90s, when she was less muscle, more womanly and had huge full light nippled glorious tits that she didn’t mind showing off in movies….and for nostalgic reasons, I’m still a fan….even though all good things do come to an end…. I think it probably has something to do with her being raised in a sex cult…early to the game motherfucker…means lots of practice….and thus good at what she does…like it is second nature…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
After a long hiatus, The Real Housewives of Orange County are back for a seventh season. Let’s catch up with them in THG’s +/- review of the premiere! When we first see Gretchen, she’s getting ready to go to lunch. With Tamra. Because they’re trying to “bury the hatchet.” And because Tamra’s negativity just brings Gretchen down. Slade’s not happy about a potential Gretchen-Tamra truce. Plus 10 for trying to be the bigger person. Minus 10 for the rose petals in the bathroom floor. Vicki’s house is for sale and they have a showing, so she has to go make the bed for her adult son because people won’t want to buy the house if the line on the comforter isn’t straight. And then they have to fluff the pillows on the couch. Plus 10 because they’re doing it themselves. Vicki also reveals that she’s dating a guy named Brooks who lives in Mississippi. He hasn’t been to her house because – get this – Don’s still living there because she needs his paycheck to maintain the house. But it’s okay because she and Don haven’t seen each other in about two months (despite living in the same house). Minus 10 for the weird factor. Now we’re back to Gretchen and Tamra who are having mojitos. Tamra compares them to dogs sniffing each other’s asses to get to know one another. Gretchen thinks that if Tamra got to know her, Tamra would like her. But Tamra says “I DO like you!” And then Tamra says they just don’t trust each other. Tamra brought Gretchen a gift. A pink friendship bracelet with a key on it. They can use that key to lock up their past or unlock their future. I blame the mojitos, but Plus 5 for the thought. They threw the word “like” around so much at that lunch I felt like I was watching a tennis match between two chihuahuas. Minus 10 for poor use of vocabulary. Alexis is awake and dressed and ready to go at 6:28 in the morning, which is earlier than I’m ever even kind of prepared for anything, so Plus 10 for that. In the off-season she landed a Friday morning segment on the local news station giving health and beauty tips. Minus 20 , however, for both the kissy faces Alexis is making into her cell phone on the ride into work and not even knowing her own home phone number so she can call her husband to wake him up. Tamra and I are jiving right now. She’s calling the crazy on Vicki and Don still living in the same house. And then Vicki dropped a bombshell – Don wants spousal support. Plus 10 to Vicki for dealing with that. Finally, the new housewife! Meet Heather. Tamra’s trying to sell Heather a plot of land so Heather and her plastic surgeon husband can build a house, except Heather’s not biting because she can see the rooftops of a shopping center off in the distance. Minus 5 to Heather for her crazy demands regarding where she’ll build her next house. Tamra kind of looks like she wants to vomit from intimidation. And now the women are going to go have coffee. And then Tamra has Vicki invite Heather to a party. I can’t decide if Tamra’s being a genius or a crazy person right now. Alexis is giving us a crash course in what it’s like to be on live TV. I mean, y’all, you don’t get to do a retake or start over if you mess up. Her segment today? Showing off her ASSets for Dr. Booty. Who is, you know, an “expert” in derrieres. (So, a man?) Alexis always felt she would be on camera like this! Despite the fact that she has no journalistic training or experience. That segment was a complete crash and burn. Don’t quit your day job, Alexis. Minus 10 for the awful. Heather and Tamra are having that coffee and Heather can’t remember how long she and her plastic surgeon husband have been married. Minus 5 . Tamra invites Heather to Vicki’s party and tells her a little bit about the other girls. Heather’s intrigued and agrees to come along. I’m pretty sure she has no idea what she’s just gotten herself into. Alexis goes over to Gretchen’s house, apparently so they can pre-drink before the party at Vicki’s. Peggy goes over to Tamra’s house so THEY can pre-drink before the party at Vicki’s. I’m getting the feeling that this party at Vicki’s is going to get crazy. Poor Vicki might have to do more than just fluff her couch cushions before the next showing. Heather picks Peggy and Tamra up in limo. Alexis and Gretchen and Gretchen’s friend Sarah are in a limo, too. After the pre-drinking, Plus 30 for arranging safe rides. All the women are arriving at the party at Vicki’s house and the place is growing more awkward by the moment. This party, which is being thrown for no other reason than that Vicki is selling her house, is going to be fantastic. And by fantastic, I mean crazy. But we’ll have to wait until next week to find out. Coming up this season? An ’80s night, the C-word, divorces, proposals, tears, and lots and lots of wine and yelling. But hopefully no spilling of the wine. At least not on purpose this time. EPISODE TOTAL: +5!
