Eminem and Rihanna? Rolling in their graves. Yes, we know they’re not actually dead. But they might wish they were after watching the OFFICIAL music video for Invisalign. Its name: “Love Invisalign.” Love the way you lie. Love Invisalign. Clever as that play on words is, it can’t salvage this attempt at rapping. It’s like the dental equivalent of adult braces. BRACE yourself (har har) for the awfulness below: Love Invisalign
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Love Invisalign: Why Dentists Aren’t Rappers
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Eminem and Rihanna? Rolling in their graves. Yes, we know they’re not actually dead. But they might wish they were after watching the OFFICIAL music video for Invisalign. Its name: “Love Invisalign.” Love the way you lie. Love Invisalign. Clever as that play on words is, it can’t salvage this attempt at rapping. It’s like the dental equivalent of adult braces. BRACE yourself (har har) for the awfulness below: Love Invisalign
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Love Invisalign: Why Dentists Aren’t Rappers
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Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn’t you know it, his ol’ mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds! The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship. Joslyn James , who linked a violent, dirty string of Tiger Woods text messages last month, also stripped at a Georgia club near where Tiger played the Masters. Here’s a promotional advertisement for the class act’s visit to N.C.: HER FAVORITE WOOD : Good one, Jos! The stuffed tiger is a cute touch, as is the “wood” play on words. Although presenting his texts on an Adobe Flash “iBone” on her website was way better. Interestingly, Joslyn says that Tiger’s BFF and part-time pimp, Bryon Bell , arranged for her to rendezvous with Tiger during this exact same event in 2007. He won it that year. Heck, with a Tiger and Elin Woods divorce reportedly imminent, maybe he should arrange a quickie tonight for good luck … mofo’s currently tied for 61st.
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Joslyn James Striptease Tour Follows Tiger to N.C.
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As Tiger Woods’ first and foremost mistress, Rachel Uchitel is bound to be talked about in an unflattering context. And to a point, she understands that.
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Remember this bitch from Fight Club? Well it looks like that her common law husband, Tim Burton turned her into one of the gothic monsters you’d find in one of his movies
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Helena Bonham Carter in Her Bathing Suit Scares Me of the Day
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Vampires. Werewolves. Taylor Lautner shirtless .
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New Moon Website Launched, ‘Tween Minds Blown
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