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New York's Playboy Club Is Making a Comeback – Are You Ready?

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Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Import Car Model of the DAy

Here’s a recent shoot of Charlotte McKinney for some magazine that will remain nameless, until the Playboy photographer reaches out and tells me to remove them, but figure I can go unnoticed since magazines barely exist anymore, and this is the internet – all shoots are pretty much everyone’s shoot… These pictures show that Charlotte McKinney is more than just tis, she’s also thin legs a good ass in that pose, and she looks good well lit and made up next to cars – like a 80s photoshoot I probably once jerked off to. Classic pin-up style car model…something I’d expect her to be…you know a nameless Glamour model at the car show showing off a new product that gives old car new shine…but instead she’s rich, lives in Malibu, fucks rich guys and has been on TV….doing photoshoots about what she should probably be doing professionally…Meta… Who cares…she looks her best…and that’s what matters…it should be celebrated…less horseheaded and irrelevant than usual….good job..she I can be positive sometimes… The post Charlotte McKinney Import Car Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Love and Lemons Valentines Day Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is getting work…. There was a good 3-5 years where she wasn’t getting work… Because Ashley Smith is Old and I guess she figured she needed to put herself out there as hard as she fucking could this past year…getting into Playboy / Sports Illustrated / every media opportunity possible, because she knows as a hipster model…there’s a lifeline… So there was a time when she was a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I liked to look at…because I like tits…but not necessarily of the tits, everyone shows there tits, that’s not a thing anymore, but when she started out it was only a handful of sluts doing it…. but because she used to interract with me on social media…I guess she was bored in her first few years off….. I always liked her fucked up teeth, but at 29, after a rough scenester life I can assume was filled with party, sex and more party…she’s kinda rugged looking at 29… I mean we do live in a world with hot 21 year olds Love and Lemons…we can avoid this rough addict looking girls…who still have tits, are still long and lean, but are old and tired…let her nap. The post Ashley Smith Love and Lemons Valentines Day Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day

Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience… It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can.. I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash… I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it.. The post Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leonardo DiCaprio: Cheating on Nina Agdal With Paige Watkins?!

Leonardo DiCaprio has been inside more models than every rolled up dollar bill on the planet combined, but to his credit, the guy is more serial monogamist than heartless womanizer. Though he often trades the women in his life in for newer models in the most literal sense, it seems the splits are usually amicable and Leo’s exes never seem to have anything bad to say about their time with Hollywood’s most notorious playboy. That may be about to change, however, thanks to a rumor about Leo stepping out behind the back of his current girlfriend, Nina Agdal. DiCaprio and Agdal have been dating since July, and were recently rumored to be getting serious. But it seems DiCaprio’s been having some difficulty putting his ladies’ man ways behind him, as sources are telling Page Six that he was recently spotted hooking up a model (of course) named Paige Watkins while Agdal was out of town. Witnesses say DiCaprio and Watkins were spotted slyly hooking up at 1Oak in LA, where Leo was partying in the VIP with his reunited “wolf pack,” which includes fellow actors Lukas Haas and the recently-divorced Toby Maguire . “They looked pretty close,” one onlooker says. “She was sitting on his lap, and they appeared to be kissing.” Insiders say Nina was out of the country for the holidays, and Leo appears to have taken advantage of the window of opportunity presented by her absence. Paige is a slender, blonde, twenty-something model, which makes this story 100% believable, but sources for both parties claim it’s a complete fabrication: “There is no confirmation that they are a couple nor were they holding hands,” says a rep for Watkins’ modeling agency. “They are definitely not a couple.”  A spokesperson for Leo issued a similar denial, saying: “This story is totally false and completely made up by people claiming to be sources.” Even a PR representative for 1Oak got Leo’s back, telling Page Six: “It’s not true, he was there with all of his boys for a holiday party.” Is it just us, or all these denials making Leo look even more guilty. His best defense would be to claim that he was just behaving on instinct: “I saw a blonde model, so I started making out with her. At this point, it’s basically an involuntary function.” There’s literally not a thing you can say to argue against that.

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Love Magazine You Suck! Alexis Renn Edition

This website at one time used to do 200K to 300K readers a day and now that social media and major corporations have taken over the interweb, it destroyed us little guys. However, we always produced quality material. Some of you may beg to differ, but you all know there is one way to showcase a hot chick and that is usually on her hands and knees with her ass up. Now you have these trendy magazines like Love Magazine, the new boring Playboy and Maxim using social media stars to help push their crap and it is crap. The talent just ain’t there. And as Trump says “believe me” they aren’t helping sales. Alexis Renn is a cute girl with a great body, but does not deserve the following that she has. She came into Instagram at the right time, just like I started blogging at the right time. And trust me, she will be irrelevant in 2 to 5 years when this phenomena dies. Just like how sites like mine who cover this shi%t are irrelevant! Especially, if material like this keeps coming out. Useless junk.

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Elsa Hosk’s Censored Nipple for Instagram Creeps me Out of the Day

Elsa Hosk posted this picture of her censored tits on Instagram – I am posting it because it is really fucking creepy – she is promoting some nude calendar she is involved in – for LUI magazine, shot by Victoria’s Secret photographer David Bellemere, who is a good guy to know if you want to be a nude model, a titty model, naked on the internet enough for him to shoot you and for Victoria’s Secret to notice and give you a job…. So let that be a lesson all you internet social media sluts already know, get naked on the internet and maybe one day a big brand will take you seriously and give you actual money…and I want all of you to do it – so I can see what you look like naked… Here are the uncensored pics – because uncensored is better… The post Elsa Hosk’s Censored Nipple for Instagram Creeps me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kyra Santoro Not Quite Naked for Playboy of the Day

Kyra Santoro is part of some movement of girls who get naked for the internet – but not for Playboy – because Playboy doesn’t do nudity – they just get girls fully nude and posing in front of, or behind objects so that you don’t see any of the nudity they are willing to show… It’s a great and progressive for the female tribe, you know get naked on your terms, for free, to not sexualize the woman body – while sexualizing the woman body…. Because back in the day, you’d have to pay models 50,000 dollars or more to get them naked in the magazine, and now they just do it for the instagram shout out….because I doubt girl got paid shit to be used in a men’s magazine for men to jerk off to… but not really – because it’s implied nudity and there’s nothing compelling about that…it’s spread asshole or nothing for me…the cocktease bores me… I don’t know who Kyra Santoro is, but she’s now got a post on the site as a champion of girl doing Playboy for free – for their rebrand – cuz it’s not full naked – for feminism….since feminists don’t need money, their sugar daddies have enough of that…..weird… The post Kyra Santoro Not Quite Naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridget Malcom Not naked for Playboy of the Day

Bridget Malcom is a skinny, drug addict looking model – who is apparently best known for doing Victoria’s Secret, but who I like to think is pretty perfect – because in a world of obesity, jacked up hormones in our food, it’s nice to see a girl still genetically inclined to be skinny as fuck, the way models are supposed to be, whether it is through starving herself, or other eating disorders or not…it still makes me happy knowing it exists and that is is possible….it is aspirational… That said, she’s in non-nude Playboy – because apparently showing a girls naked ass, while the rest of her is naked, in various settings, but not showing nipple or cunt, is not sexualizing a girl, it’s fake art and hipster instagram branding that advertisers love, but that I think is fucking lame, because when dealing with some high profiled skinny chick like Bridget Malcom I want to see if her uterus hangs out of her like you’d assume it would due to no fat or muscle tone to keep it in place or not…I don’t need to see her long hair cover her nipples or her leg angled the right way…if anything it’s mocking us, cock teasing us, and rude…so fuck you Bridget Malcom…and Playboy…you’re rude money grubbing assholes..who don’t show assholes… The post Bridget Malcom Not naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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