I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Minnie Driver is one of the last celebrities I want to see naked in a hot spring, she’s just not hot, or exciting or interesting – and either is this pic…where she looks like an old, crazy, cat lady who’s done too much acid over the years, forcing her to take her millions to the jungle where she does other hallucinogens..while running around naked – under the full moon – after doing yoga all day and talking about her spirituality – eating organic fruits – because hollywood people are all fucking crazy and have the budgets and finances to really be that crazy while people just go along with it – because they like having famous friends who invite them places and pay for everything… She looks crazy. The post Minnie Driver Naked in a Hot Spring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES …. So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be… One of the pictures has a nipple… The post Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES …. So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be… One of the pictures has a nipple… The post Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Jean Underwood is someone we’ve known about or followed for a pretty long time, she’s in her 30s and was known for doing Playboy, back when Playboy got girls naked and paid them nicely to get naked, before instagram was created and everyone started getting naked, even girls who didn’t have that Playboy looking stripper vibe, which is actually why this one got so much love, she was small breasted, cute, just a normal looking 18 year old, and 18 despite being legal is fucking young….either way she existed…owned it..probably even has a Playboy tattoo on her asshole or cunt or something equally classy… Then she dated Ryan Seacrest who probably ravaged her ass like she was a dude or Dick Clarke or Simon Cowell who created him….because that’s what closet case woman haters do….he was probably jacked up on coke the whole time – to allow himself to get it up for a chick – as coke dick is a myth… From Ryan, she got some fake tits, terrible decision to fake tit haters like me, but he showed her the mind fuck that is hosting, and she replaced Olivia Munn on a show that even featured this very SITE, DrunkenStepfather.com – more than once – because I’m iconic, I just get no love for it – and no one believes me…so that opened up a whole new world for her to reach nerds who could jerk off to her…then the show got canceled, the network shut down…and she was left to fend for herself… Fast forward a fews years, all well rested and living in Oregon, this creature figured out how to grow her social media to massive size…and do the images she was doing for Playboy and really they are good enough…they aren’t overly cheesy, and she’s creating a name for herself, off the backs of all these other whores she cross promoted with, but she’s back in full force…. This is a video of her from Instagram Live that I watched last night and thought “Brilliant”….this girl is brilliant..and her ass is great too. Now I avoid promoting her because she’s shameless, but this is just too good to ignore…Thanksgiving Dreams baby. The post Sara Jean Underwood’s Butt Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We already covered Iggy’s acceptance speech in which she declares that she has an “award-winning vagina,” but now we get to look at her sexy nude spread featuring full blown nip! … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Leia and Han were totally doing each other back in the day Fleshbot Lisa Nash braless in a sheer dress The Nip Slip Eniko Mihalik nearly nude in Playboy Drunken Stepfather Elizabeth Elam topless tease (header image) Egotastic All Stars Pizza Shop Girl with perfect tits does a dildo Boobie Blog Larsa Pippen white hot swimsuit in Miami Last Men on Earth Luc Besson’s Female Indiana Jones Double Viking … read more
Eniko Mihalik is a titty exposing model and she’s in the recent issue of Playboy….not the traditional titty magazine Playboy but rather the new Playboy which caters to pussy millennials who don’t like naked women – because objectifying women and sexualizing women is wrong….unless you’re that titty model, objectifying herself and sexualizing herself on her social media for likes….or I guess for fashion magazines that have women editorial staff and women readers so that the nudity can be deemed empowering for some reason – and not exploitative…even though Hefner’s daughter was the one running the magazine for a while – and women are capable of sexualizing and exploiting other women as easily as men are…not that nude photos are exploitative at all…these bitches choose to do it…it’s more anti-white man typical illogical social justice warrior behavior… The pics are by David Bellemere, who is loved and is at the peak of his career – shooting top models for everyone everywhere – but who built an audience taking nude pics….including for Playboy prior to the NO nudity clause – while they were rebranding….but not for Playboy now…because that’s wrong…and not ad friendly…so compromise content for advertisers…. It really just blows my fucking mind….but here are the pics of the Hungarian you’ve seen naked before…but not for Playboy – that’d be fucking crazy… The post Eniko Mihalik Not Nude – But Almost Nude – For Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The ultimate tease in Hollywood and all around flirty sexpot, Anna Kendrick, is featured in Playboy’s December issue. In addition to some insanely sexy photos, we get a very revealing interview covering sex dreams, dick pics, and more!… read more
