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Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy… Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters… She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is…. Nice ass for an old lady though… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah McDaniel Goes Non-Nude In Playboy, But Fully Nude In Treats!

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Though we have all come to terms with the fact Playboy is no longer filled with beautiful nude women, luckily Treats! magazine is taking its place. While Sarah McDaniel’s Playboy spread was sexy, it doesn’t hold a candle to Sarah McDaniel’s Treats! spread…. read more

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Josephine Skriver Naked of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking hot..this is her nude for pervert French photographer David Bellemere who is taking nude model pics to the next level as he works for pretty much everyone – from Victoria’s Secret to God… Josephine Skriver is pretty famous, has a lot of hype around her and I once or twice wrote that she’s she was created in a lab, built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX….because she’s a test tube baby and it’s all I have to say about her… I mean that and that she is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer at 23 – because as the republicans tell you – YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH GOD’s WILL SCIENCE…or in her case Gay scientist who makes her call her dad on some Pinocchio shit…. Logical…but I’m really interested in what a perfect, built by science pussy looks like, did they make it out of old rubber boots? Or maybe dead mice! So many questions….considering I actually don’t care. The post Josephine Skriver Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up.. I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago…. Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw…. Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice…. Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin… The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her… So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents… The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her.. The post Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but she is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into porn, but into naked hot chicks…making her purpose that of pornography, but her career not one in pornography… So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan..and portuguese speaking. This is a shoot for Maxim, a magazine that is on a revival after struggling during the internet era that made magazines irrelevant, and they are taking the LUI magazine approach of hot pics by great photographers of hot girls who aren’t just gutter fame whore, but rather actual models.. It’s basically what Playboy is trying to do and failing at – because we only care about Playboy for the nipples, it was always high quality – except the trashy 2000s…. where as these pics for Maxim are actually edgy and maxim pushing concept from Maxim who used to produce crap….evolution…. The post Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dani Mathers is a Cunt of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No one actually gives a fuck about Dani Mathers – who claims she’s a Playboy Playmate – but that shit doesn’t exist anymore and when she was a Playboy Playmate it was in the tail end of the Playboy Playmates, when Playboy Playmates barely existed – and she might as well be the reason they ended the Playboy Playmate – seeing as no one gave a fuck about her – or her average at best looks and lower than average talent – seeing as all she’s done is Playboy and rode that hard. She probably makes a solid living off her instagram to protein powders, skinny teas and other low level shit that allows her to maintain her life as a prostitute to rich people…that’s what these Playboy playmates do to really make the money…and I guess part of maintaining that low level fame – and audience – is going to gym.. So when this cunt, who probably does a lot of fun things with her cunt for the right rich guy, was at the gym, she actually snapped a woman in the lockerroom – and dissed the fuck out of that woman…EVIL… You know I’m the kind of guy who makes fun of these shitty bitches with their filler faces and their shitty tits living their shitty lives – and everyone thinks I’m so bad – while I know that at their core these women are garbage and egos who talk shit about all other women – it’s what girls do….not that I ever talk about Dani Mathers, but when I see this shit – I get mad. I love that this busted face prostitute trash thinks she is some goddess…because like porn sluts even when they don’t porn….I mean she probably doesn’t really look into things that deep…I love that she is saying she accidentally posted it, that it was part of a private conversation where she was dissing some chick at the gym – invading her privacy because that’s the caliber person this trash is. She blocked me on instagram long long ago…but that doesn’t influence me in thinking she’s a garbage bitch..let’s hope she gets arrested because when I take videos of people in the changing room – I get arrested….what the fuck… This is the biggest thing she’s done – before today no one knew who she was – and now people do….who makes fun of regular people, what kind of broken bitch does this…oh this one… The post Dani Mathers is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dani Mathers: Body-Shaming Playmate FIRED & Banned From Gym!

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, the Internet went absolutely bonkers (as it’s wont to do) over the story of former Playboy model Dani Mathers and her shocking act of body shaming. A photo that Mathers posted on Snapchat  showed a woman undressing in a gym locker room. Mathers captioned the pic, “If I can’t unsee this, neither can you.” Predictably the backlash was swift and harsh. Mathers was criticized for bullying an unsuspecting gym patron who thought she was changing in relative privacy. Some went so far as to circulate a petition demanding that Mathers be arrested for violating the woman’s privacy. Mathers deleted her Twitter account in the wake of the incident, but today it’s more apparent than ever that this is one controversy she won’t be able to hide from. For several years, Mathers has been a regular on the Heidi and Frank radio show on LA’s KLOS station. TMZ reported moments ago that the station has suspended Mathers indefinitely . The site also spoke with a representative from LA Fitness – the nationwide fitness chain where the pic was snapped – who says that the 2015 Playmate of the Year  is permanently banned from all locations. According to the rep, Mathers is “not permitted back at any club, ever” as a result of her actions. Mathers issued a lengthy apology yesterday, but has yet to speak on these recent developments. We think it’s safe to say, however, that she regrets ever taking the photo, which she claims was intended for a friend, not as public Snapchat story. Unfortunately for her, the same Internet that helped make her famous is now doling out its unique brand of retribution. View Slideshow: 27 Stars Who Shamed Their Body-Shamers

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Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Actors are theatrical to the point of being so fucking fake and obnoxious – and I guess a tormented soul from South Africa who was shipped out here in the 90s after her mother murdered her abuaiv me father- which I guess is normal South African Behavior at least if you ask the legless Olympian…. So a broke fatherless model imported to America where she was forced to make it or bust saw some hard times – did playboy in those hard times – looked amazing in those hard times and I guess impressed the guardian angel producer in those hard times because two decades later she’s an Oscar winner and her obnoxious casting couch antics can be saved for public FaceTime calls when the paparazzi is watching – we get it Charlize you’re a big personality with no dad…but millions of dollars. You won! You beat that statistic cuz your street hooker daddy issues are way more luxurious…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact… Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way… The post Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Jean Underwood Still Instagram Whoring of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood is in her 30s, I spent the last 4-5 months ignoring her instagram hustle because it was so fucking obvious and that annoyed me – while she’s living up in Montana or Colorado, done with the Hollywood lie / life, she’s still managing to secure her fans from her Playboy days and her Attack of the Show G4TV show that made Oliva Munn and her nerd posse exist…..while building up a new audience doing share-for-share shoutouts with every hooker on instagram – creating a mini empire of cheesy and trash – while still rocking her great body – and I’m not really a fan, but how could you hate on over photoshopped cheesy classic Playboy pics, that Playboy doesn’t even do anymore – it’s like flashback friday – only it’s recent because it’s all she knows… Photoshoots for instagram -… Videos for instagram…. She’s also on snapchat….low level porn on an RV…great booty…shitty implants…memories of the only smut we once had.. The post Sara Jean Underwood Still Instagram Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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