Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense… The post Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz in a pair of very high heels to try to lean her up and make her look hotter than she is – while wearing a tight skirt is pretty dull – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE But I think it’s just a great excuse to repost her little underdeveloped bratty rich kid turned hollywood starlet, overrated becaue actors don’t matter but they think they do, in this world of social media…what I call the last of a golden era still trying to maintain despite their ship sinking – much like a blog….tits… In a see through shirt – with nipple rings…from the other day – which is pretty much her best work…even if it’s not that great and people don’t give a fuck about her or her movies either way… Seriously, go to to the theater on a Friday night – the chances any movie is sold out – unless it is Star Wars or a Comic Book movie is ZERO…ZERO chance…But I guess Hollywood makes Netflix movies people sit at home and binge watch…which is hope for girls like Chloe Grace that she won’t have to start a VINE or work exclusively for her snapchat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE NIPPLES AND ILL FITTING JEANS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz in a Leather Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I ignore Sara Jean Underwood. I just figure she’s had her time to shine and that was int eh playboy era…when she was 18…while at 30, I’m just like whatever… But she is killing it on Instagram. She’s reclaiming her Playboy relevance, her expertise, her pre-Ryan Seacrest fake tit hosting shitty TV show sex strategy… She’s doing the Share for Share, Women Crush Wednesday with every low level hooker with millions of pervert followers and is in turn getting millions of pervert followers and coupled with her previous pervert followers – she’s relevant again! All it takes is slutty pics on some slut – and put that slutty slut content out there…for easily impressed bros to get excited about…instead of forcing them to find new pussy doing the same silly photoshopped photoshoots for instagram…which isn’t instant at all.. These pics are hilarious….beautiful scenery never looked so cheesy…and botox…I guess she’s bored living in Colorado… The post Fine…I’ll Give Into Sara Jean Underwood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Blind” New York Man Caught Driving By Investigators Goes To Prison A man who was about to collect $1.3 million in benefits was caught on camera reading and driving by investigators just days before his hearing. John Caltiabano of Catskills, New York was convicted last October of conspiracy to convict fraud, five counts of mail fraud and theft of government property. His lawyers are currently appealing his case, ABC’s Night Line decided to tell Caltiabano’s story to bring light to the over-pouring of fraudulent disability claims received every year. These investigator were playing no games with this guy and his one good eye!
Dude Plays Hendrix at Full Blast from Roof at 8 am Dude Challenging Height Cop in Vegas Shoots Suspect Who Jumped in his Car Bus in the Flood Dude Kicked Toddler Sex Talk in the Beauty Salon The post Public Sex Smoker….and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is garbage… Tony Kelly is a fun Irish photographer who used to shoot for Playboy and other men’s magazines… Combine the two and you have this….high concept, low concept, comedic concept, concept, involving naked garbage…that should be working in porn – or HOOTERS back in Florida…but is instead being taken seriously for her tits thanks to being a tit obsessed nation that no matter what progress the feminists think they are making – will always be tit obsessed…even when looking at her ass – because we are thinking “where are the tits?” The post Charlotte McKinney for Tony Kelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well… the world of music had a good run, didn’t it? But the whole song recording industry is clearly far past its prime, what with Kylie Jenner now serving as an occasional rapper and Kendra Wilkinson filming a new music video. Yes, that is apparently really happening. Kendra Wilkinson is apparently filming a music video. We don’t know how else to interpret her string of Instagram photos, nearly all of which makes a reference to… a music video. It appears to be for a song titled “Lost in Space.” “So hyped right now for my music video. Take one!!!! #LostInSpace,” Kendra wrote as a caption to the image above. And while it’s hard to imagine Kendra actually singing, the former Playboy centerfold has made it impossible for us to stop imagining her dancing with a robot. Because she also included the following photo of herself… dancing with a robot. “Amazing day today. Can’t wait for you guys to see my music video. #LostInSpace,” Kendra captioned the above picture. What would cause Wilkinson to become an artist, which is a term we’re using very loosely in this case? It’s hard to say. Perhaps the topless video she starred in to honor Hugh Hefner on his 90th birthday? Perhaps the fact that she and Hank Baskett have gotten all the mileage they can out of his supposed affair with a transgender model and she needs a new way to garner headlines? All we know is this: we’re very, very, very afraid. “Getting harnessed in… You know I had to.Oh shit I forgot I’m a mom n I can’t do this anymore. #lostinspace,” Kendra captioned this final picture of her on set. Wilkinson certainly isn’t the first non-singer to think she can sing, as documented in the gallery below. But that doesn’t make this a good idea.
Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy… It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active.. That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that… It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions… The post Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For Hugh Hefner's 90th birthday, his former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson wanted to do something classy. After all, Hef's married to Crystal Harris now , and Kendra is a wife and mother of two herself. “I want this video to be fun, but I don't want it to go over the top because I'm a wife, Hef is married now, so, you know, it just has to be nice and tasteful,” she says in a clip from Kendra On Top . Her sophisticated solution? A topless hot tub extravaganza! In the clip, Kendra and some former Playboy bunnies shoot a video birthday card for Hefner, and it's exactly what you'd expect. “Hef, it's your 90th birthday, so we are here to fulfill all your fantasies,” Kendra says to camera. At this stage, the mogul's fantasies likely center around an electric blanket and a tube of Bengay, but that wouldn't give Kendra an excuse to get into a bathing suit. “So follow us… into the hot tub, ” she adds with a sultry whisper. OH, RAWWWR! Seriously, I thought I was watching a deleted scene from Boogie Nights . The women sit on the edge of the hot tub in ass-eating bikinis while holding flutes of champagne as they bicker about logistics. But when the video guy reminds them he's on the clock, Kendra finally shouts “We love you!” and the ladies take off their tops and let out a half-hearted “Woooo!” At this point, we imagine Hef is already asleep on the davenport, but hey, Kendra got some footage for her show. Watch the class unfold below:
Playboy may have gotten out of the porn business , but at least there’s one publication out there that still properly appreciates and celebrates porn stars. Well, other than this site, that is. Because according to my sources, Larry Flynt celebrated the grand opening of one of his new Hustler Clubs in LA by inviting a whole bunch of porn stars out. Now that’s my kind of party. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
