TLC’s first-ever scripted series – Tyler Perry’s TOO CLOSE TO HOME debuts on Monday, August 22 at 9pm ET/PT with a two-hour premiere. An 8-part drama, TOO CLOSE TO HOME, tells the story of a young woman from a modest upbringing who discovers she may have a bright future in Washington D.C.’s fast-paced political scene. When Anna (Danielle Savre) leaves her trailer park home in Alabama in a cloud of dust, she cuts all ties with her family and buries every element of her checkered past. Her friends in Washington think she comes from a wealthy family and know nothing of her real upbringing. Suddenly, the real Anna is exposed when she causes a major political scandal and makes national headlines for her part in an affair with one of the nation’s most powerful players. With nowhere to turn, she’s forced to find sanctuary in the only place she has left – home.
Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right… I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site… The post Emily Osment Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nate Thurmond Dead At The Age Of 74 Following Battle With Leukemia Iconic NBA player Nate Thurmond has passed away at the age of 74 following a leukemia diagnosis according to Action News Now : Nate Thurmond, a Hall of Fame center and longtime Golden State Warrior, died Saturday after a short battle with leukemia. He was 74. The Golden State Warriors announced his death. In 1996, Thurmond was voted as one of the best 50 players in NBA history and is considered among the most-dominating centers in the game. The 6-foot, 11-inch Thurmond spent almost 40 years playing and working for the Warriors. He played 11 of his 14 seasons with the Warriors, and then worked as a community liaison and broadcast analyst. He holds the franchise’s record for rebounds and minutes played. He was a seven-time all-star. The Warriors retired his number 42 in 1978. Thoughts and prayers to the family of this legendary player! AP
I am pretty mean to Kelly Brook, a lot of people would say that I am mean to all these bitches, and that instead of just letting them do their thing, I feel compelled to shit on them, and not because I have a feces / german scat fetish, but because I’m some angry impotent, small penis, loser who doesn’t leave my house and I am jealous girls like this won’t fuck me, or that girls in general won’t fuck me, even though I’m a miserably married man to an obese woman – and I think all I’m doing is calling out someone who makes a living, or barely a living but a living nonetheless, by putting herself out there, despite being 40, as a titty model like EMRata, who wants a legit career – you know take the tits to the mainstream or whatever… I lacked empathy when she had announced she was pregnant – and engaged and so happy a bunch of years ago, then was no longer pregnant and moving to LA to take her titty modeling to hollywood….I laughed and laughed at the “miscarriage” and really rode that storyline I call the ABORTION years… for absolutely no reason….but then I met UK Rugby players who told me a bunch of them fucked her and laughed and laughed about how fat she was – and I felt like I wasn’t so bad…I mean people who actually no her think she’s the worst and make fun of her…I’m just pointing out the obvious – and I only point out the obvious because people don’t seem to care when these big tits are also fat – it’s like big tits erase all flaws and hypnotize you into seeing just tits – and tits – is all she has – so it works out for her – it must she’s always got new boyfriends….like the slut she likely is… The post Big Girl Kelly Brook in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pokemon Go Players Fall Off Cliff This Pokemon Go game is addicting for sure…but it’s out here getting people robbed , driving them to hopscotch over grave sites , and now possibly putting their lives at risk. Two California men narrowly escaped serious injury — or worse — while trying to catch ’em all… Via Fox LA : Two men playing the new Pokemon Go mobile phone apparently fell off a cliff in California while trying to ‘catch ‘em all.’ The men were playing the game in Encinitas, Calif., when they fell off the cliff to the beach below, according to FOX affiliate KSWB. Officers say the men were distracted when they were near the cliff and fell off. One of the players fell about 90 feet onto the beach while the other player fell about 50 feet, Encinitas fire Battalion Chief Robbie Ford told the San Diego Union-Tribune. The men were quickly rescued and did not receive any serious injuries. Since the release of the game last week, there have been reports of Pokemon Go players being robbed, injuring themselves and even causing car accidents. SMH! This is lightweight hilarious…but ONLY because no one got hurt. Y’all better watch where you’re going out here acting like you’re Ash Ketchum — the next time someone may not be so lucky… FOX 11
Kylie Jenner clearly is not an expert when it comes to running a business . But the teenager behind the Kylie Jenner Lip Kit should be an expert when it comes to putting on makeup, right? To educate her legion of followers, the reality star recently went through a comprehensive makeup tutorial on Snapchat. What did we learn from it? It's VERY time-consuming to look like Kylie Jenner on a daily basis… and it's even more bank-breaking. 1. The First Step Mixing the items seen here – Make Up Forever Ultra HD’s ($43; sephora.com) with Naked Skin’s One and Done ($34; sephora.com) – will cost you $77. And we’re just getting started. 2. Step Two Kylie then defines her brows, using Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz in Caramel to do so. This costs $21 at sephora.com. 3. A Product Placement Kylie was clearly paid a lot of money to include this close-up of Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz in Caramel. 4. Step Three Kylie then puts Becca Ultimate Coverage Concealing Cream ($32, sephora.com) on, directly below and above her brow to define them. 5. Here is That Becca Ultimate Coverage Concealing Cream! Another product placement for which Jenner earned serious bank. 6. Oh No! This is not a #FirstWorldProblem, people. This is serious! View Slideshow
Is Joseline Hernandez of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta really pregnant, as she gleefully (and disdainfully, re: Stevie J) announced this month? It’s been quite the last few months for Joseline and Stevie J. What’s gone on in real life easily trumps the drama you see when you watch Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta online , too, which says a lot. First, she nastily broke up with longtime partner/fake husband Stevie, who she accused of being gay (among a number of other things). Then she got into a heated beef with him on Twitter (below), and shared the results of a lie detector test proving Stevie J watches gay porn . Purported results. You know how those things are. And how she is. Given that Joseline is a pathological liar and wildly unstable, you can see why some fans might doubt she’s expecting. Stevie J, for his part, says he doesn’t think he got Joseline Hernandez pregnant . Not for gay porn reasons, she’s-a-sociopath reasons. Well, a suspect maneuver over an ultrasound photo she posted on social media has many skeptics doubting her even more strongly. Last week, after posting a pic of her alleged baby bump, and saying Stevie J disavowed it, and good riddance, she shared the above image. Now, as Starcasm notes in its post on this developing story, you will notice that the baby sonogram is watermarked by Tha Celebritea . This is because Joseline deleted the image after sharing it. Why should Hernandez do such a thing? Because it’s not even her baby, some critics suspect, and there’s ample reason to be suspicious. She claims to be a few months along, and while it’s hard to say for sure, the development of the baby above could be consistent with that. At the same time, you’re probably talking 3-5 months along, and during Joseline’s recent public appearance, well … she doesn’t look it. Need we say more? Obviously, every woman carries differently – see Tess Holliday and Brittany Raven – and Joseline is never shy about showing off her body. Ever. But still … Given that Hernandez lies like it’s her job, including about a pregnancy in 2014 we might add, and looks like this at the present time? You tell us: Stevie J, as we said, expressed disbelief about the alleged baby in her … which caused Joseline to calmly engage in respectful dialogue. Just kidding, she went absolutely bonkers as per usual. She lashed out at Stevie by claiming that he molested his own daughter; Mimi Faust, the little girl’s mother, promptly came to his defense. All we can say for sure is that these two never cease to entertain … and that if Joseline is somehow pregnant, she’d better save money. Kid’s going to need a whole team of psychiatrists. View Slideshow: Joseline and Stevie J: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Feud Goes NUCLEAR!
Pokemon GO is making it impossible to live a normal life. Just ask the weatherman in the following video, who was just trying to do his job recently when… … yup, you guessed it: a colleague wandered through his live news report. And also ask the young woman in the following video. She starts out the self-filmed footage by explaining that she was initially really angry over Pokemon GO. Why? Because the app, which forces players to go into the real world in order to track down Pokemon (who appears to them on their phone screens at various locations), was causing upheaval at her workplace. It's unclear just where this woman works (Walmart?), but she makes it VERY clear in this video that there have been a number of disturbances there as a result of Pokemon GO. We can only imagine. It's hard to do one's job when random people keep walking all around you, trying to find confusing, animated creatures. At first she attempted to resist the hype, but later decided to download the game to see what the fuss is about. And then it was all over. Then she was screwed. Then she was hooked on Pokemon GO herself, jetting from place to place in order to come out on top and wondering how she ended up there. “I thought if I downloaded the game I could catch all the Pokemons in my work and people would stop coming to catch them,” she says, “But that's not how it works.” And now? Well… now she finds herself obsessing over the game at all times, traveling from spot to spot in her quest to be the very, very best. “This is just not where I saw myself at 27 years old,” she confesses toward the end of the video. We feel her pain. But we also want her to know the following: It's never too late to change.
