I guess this mail order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid 3 dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room who was making sure she didn’t cry for help from their cam girl basement studio looked on from across the room but off camera. You see this mail order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize, because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury. So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the otherside of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on bikinis, and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.
Kobe Bryant did not attend college. But if he did? And if he had been at Rutgers University during the violent reign of Mike Rice ? The Los Angeles Lakers superstar knows exactly how he would have reacted. “I woulda smacked the hell out of him,” Kobe tells Jim Rome in an interview that airs on Showtime tonight. “No question about it.” Mike Rice Flips Out as Rutgers Players Rice was fired by Rutgers last week after the above video surfaced in which he hurls basketballs at his players and refers to them by homophobic slurs. The Rutgers Athletic Director then resigned because he failed to fire Rice in December upon first viewing the video. What a pair of morons.
It’s Hugh Hefner’s birthday on April 9. He is 87 years old! It’s rather amazing that the Playboy founder (who shares Kristen Stewart’s birthday ) is still going strong after more than half a century in the spotlight. He’s also happily married these days to Crystal Harris . Guess even a bachelor who’s bedded over 1,000 women has to settle down at some point, and he recently said their union couldn’t be more idyllic. Hey, don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. Despite a 60-year-age gap (she turns 27 on April 29), the twosome is basking in wedded bliss and eternally happy. Wish the man, the myth, the legend all the best below!
Yes, it references ballplayers. And rappers. And the word “west” is thrown out there. And that cover picture sure looks familiar. But Ray J really has no idea why everyone is making a big deal out of his new single, ” I Hit It First .” It’s clearly NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape , folks! Ray J – “I Hit It First” “It’s a song, it’s not about that, it’s about a concept,” the artist said yesterday. “People going way too deep. They just gotta keep it on the surface. I’m not trying to create no war, it’s all love; we’re doing music.” Music, of course, was not all Ray J was doing in 2003 when he pulled out a camera and then pulled out of Kardashian on tape. She has since moved on to Reggie Bush… and Kris Humphries … and now Kanye West. Ray J, meanwhile, has seemingly not moved on at all. Do you believe that “I Hit It First” is not based on his experiences with Kim Kardashian?
Oh ISHT!!! Lyrics To Ray J’s “I Hit It First” Song Revealed Yesterday, Ray J unveiled the cover of his new single “I Hit It First” which seems to refer to the fact that Mr. J struck the match the lit the Kim Kardashian flame and ignited her success. Shortly after the internet got hold of the artwork, there were a slew of varying opinions toward the the soon-to-be-release track. Many people think that this is a hilarious marketing gimmick, and many other believe that the record is in poor taste and deemed the song an attention sloring “b!tc# move”. According to TMZ reports : Ray J wants Kanye West to know … when it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s getting sloppy seconds … because he hit it first. As you know, Ray J famously had his way with Kim in the epic sex tape, “Kim K Superstar.” TMZ has obtained some of the hysterical lyrics to Ray J’s new song, “I Hit It First,” which will be released next week … and they’re awesome! She might move on to rappers and ballplayers But we all know I hit it first. I had her head going North and her ass going South But now baby chose to go West No matter where she goes or who she knows She still belongs in my bed. We’re told Ray J is making a music video featuring a Kim look-alike. Is Ray J out of pocket for putting out this song while Kimmy Cakes is pregnant and damn-near-happily married?? Image via Twitter
Kwame Harris , a former offensive lineman for the 49ers, confirmed last week that he is gay. But Brendon Ayanbadejo – a special teams standout released this month by the Baltimore Ravens – says we should expect a lot more movement on this front in the near future. “We’re in talks with a handful of players who are considering [coming out],” Ayanbadejo tells The Baltimore Sun . “There are up to four players being talked to right now and they’re trying to be organized so they can come out on the same day together. It would make a major splash and take the pressure off one guy. It would be a monumental day if a handful or a few guys come out.” Just a few days ago, a CBS Sports report also claimed an active player would reveal himself as a homosexual, something that is yet to happen in any American professional sport. All of this speculation comes as the gay marriage debate heats up amidst the California Supreme Court weighing the legality of Proposition 8.
The Florida crazies strike again… Woman Torches Kitchen Hoping To ‘Go In A Blaze Of Glory’ A married Florida woman who beat her husband over the head with a picture frame before attempting to burn down her kitchen has been charged with Arson and Domestic Battery. via Huffington Post A Florida woman is accused of attacking her husband, then attempting to burn down her kitchen in an attempt to go “out in a blaze of glory.” Michelle Diane Fowler Osteen Bedillion, 46, allegedly hit her husband, Carlos Bedillion in the head with a heavy picture frame around 9 p.m. Sunday in their Dunellon home, according to a news release from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Carlos Bedillion, also 46, called police. His wife then allegedly threw a computer printer and hit him in the back. The man fled the house and told police that from outside, he could see his wife pour cooking oil all over the kitchen before setting it on fire. He ran back inside and put the fire out, and Michelle Bedillion ran out of the house and into some nearby woods. When deputies found her later on, they say she told them that her husband “deserved whatever he got.” When they asked why she started a fire, she said, “I was going out in a blaze of glory.” Michelle Bedillion was charged with domestic battery and arson. Who uses cooking oil to try to set something on fire??? Sounds like this chick kept some bath salts by her bedside. Shutterstock
“ Jay-Z doesn’t know sh*t about baseball . You don’t hire a real estate agent to do neurosurgery!!” Baseball Insiders Mad About Jay Z’s Sport Agency Via NY Daily News reports: Baseball oracle Jose Canseco tweeted that Robinson Cano “just gave the Yankees $100 million” on Tuesday after the news broke that the star second baseman had dumped Scott Boras for Jay-Z’s new sports agency. “Canseco is probably dead on,” said the agent, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Jay-Z doesn’t know s— about baseball. You don’t hire a real estate agent to do neurosurgery.” Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports, which has partnered with Creative Artists Agency Sports, announced Tuesday that it has signed Cano as its first client. Cano, who will earn $15 million this year, will be eligible for free agency at the end of the 2013 season. Boras is known for encouraging players to become free agents rather than sign extensions with their current club. The threat of losing the best player on a roster full of aging and injured players would give Cano a boost in negotiations with the Yankees, the agent said. “The Yankees would love to get this done now,” the agent said. Jay-Z, of course, will not directly negotiate Cano’s next contract; those duties, according to the Roc Nation Sports announcement, be handled by a team led by CAA agent Brodie Van Wagenen. Wagenen and CAA aren’t exactly chopped liver; they represent Buster Posey, Ryan Braun, Matt Cain and Ryan Zimmerman. All four players have recently signed contract extensions exceeding $100 million. But the agent said CAA won’t have the same leverage with the club that Boras would have by threatening to take Cano to free agency. “Can you imagine the hardline negotiations that will take place when Jay-Z walks into (Yankee president) Randy Levine’s office with that Yankee hat he’s always wearing and says his client wants to play with the Dodgers?” the agent said. The agent suspects Cano was convinced to jump ship because he was intoxicated by “celebrity perfume.” “Celebrity in baseball comes from performance, but Robinson is looking at Jay-Z and Beyonce to make him a celebrity,” he said. “He is being naïve. The story now is about Jay-Z, not Robinson. Haters gon’ hate!
All’s fair in marketing and basketball right? Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Says He Would Draft Brittney Griner Via ESPN Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban would be willing to give Baylor women’s star Brittney Griner the opportunity to prove she could play in the NBA. Cuban said he would consider selecting Griner, a 6-foot-8 three-time All-American and Big 12 player of the year, in the second round of the NBA draft. If the Mavs don’t draft her, Cuban said he would have “no problem whatsoever” inviting Griner to try out for a spot on Dallas’ summer league team. “If she is the best on the board, I will take her,” Cuban said before the Mavs’ Tuesday night game against the Los Angeles Lakers. “I’ve thought about it. I’ve thought about it already. Would I do it? Right now, I’d lean toward yes, just to see if she can do it. You never know unless you give somebody a chance, and it’s not like the likelihood of any late-50s draft pick has a good chance of making it.” Griner dominated women’s college basketball with her size and athleticism, scoring 3,283 points and blocking 748 shots in her career. She also had 18 dunks, including 11 her senior season. Griner would love the opportunity. “I would hold my own! Lets do it.” she wrote on Twitter on Tuesday night in response to Cuban. A woman trying out for an NBA team is not unprecedented. Former UCLA star Ann Meyers tried out for the Indiana Pacers in 1979. Cuban said it’s difficult to evaluate whether Griner could play in the NBA because of the caliber of her competition, comparing it to scouting players from small schools. However, Cuban said he was absolutely serious about at least extending an invitation for Griner to try out this summer. “She’d still have to make the team,” Cuban said. “I’m not going to carry her just to carry her. I don’t think, anyways. But I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to giving her the opportunity.” Never one to ignore the bottom line of a business venture, when it was mentioned that Brittney’s presence in the league would be very, VERY profitable Cuban added: “It would, wouldn’t it? See how she could do?” Cuban said. “That’d sell out a few games.” Even in a social experiment, money is a still a major issue. Put your money where your mouth is Mark! Would you like to see Brittney given the opportunity to battle it out amongst the big boys in the NBA? Image via AP
