We've already listed a number of reasons why grandfather should never really send a text message . But what about grand mothers ? Are they more adept at this form of technology than their elderly counterparts? In short: No. However, this just makes it all the funnier for those of us who get to read what some grandmothers have texted over the years. Consider the following, hilarious cases in point… 1. Oklahoma! Sure, why not, Grandma? It’s lovely state. 2. Wild and Wooly Time! Whatever that means. 3. You Say Chicken, I Say Children But maybe we should call this whole dinner off if you get your way. 4. This Is a Lot to Take In But we hope Lil Wayne is okay. 5. Also, Oklahoma We assume this was the next thing she was gonna write. 6. This is Actually a Reason Why Grandma Should ALWAYS Text Nevermind. Belongs on a different list. View Slideshow
The highly anticipated Tupac Shakur biopic, All Eyez On Me, hits theaters on Friday and fans are super excited — but unfortunately, that’s not the case for everyone. Jada Pinkett-Smith, whose relationship with the legendary rapper dates back to childhood (and is a main topic in the film), is not pleased about the way their […]
I’ve never been a huge fan of hotties using those stupid Snapchat filters. If you ask me, all that nonsense just distracts from the real point of those pictures: showing off their hotness. But for some reason, when Victoria Justice does it, I don’t seem to mind as much. It must be because we’ve still got a solid view of her cleavage here, or maybe this is just a symptom of that “love” thing I keep hearing so much about.
On this week’s episode of Little People, Big World , Zach and Tori Roloff were faced with a very important decision: Would the latter welcome her first child via vaginal birth or a C-section? It was a pretty serious topic to debate, considering the health hazards associated with both procedures. But not every storyline on the latest installment of this TLC series was caked in such drama. For instance: Amy Roloff was treated to a special Grandma Shower in anticipation of her first-ever grandchildren! With Tori set to give birth on the show (in real life, she has already done so. We see you, little Jackson Kyle !) and Audrey Roloff due in September, Amy was the guest of honor at a gathering that included 19 of her closest family members and friends. It took place at the Roloff family farm in Oregon. And, in addition to gushing over adorable onesies and blankets, the women celebrated more in the style of a Bachelorette bash than a conservative baby shower. How so? Well… Amy and her pals drank champagne and played a game of “pin the panties on the granny,” which is basically a far dirtier version of “pin the tail on the donkey.” Moreover, because Amy is a “dating grandma,” as one friend labeled her, referencing Amy’s romance with Chris Marek , not every gift was rated G. “Oh my gosh!” exclaimed Amy after unwrapping some black tissue paper and discovering… a pink lingerie set! “Do I even have boobs to full this out?” she asked in response. In a confessional, Roloff later admitted that the present caught her off guard. She doesn’t consider herself to be a pink teddy type of person. Not usually. “I was a little embarrassed,” the 52-year old told the camera. “Like, Lisa, what are you doing? You should have given this to me in private!” This same friend had also joked that she had arranged for Chris to jump out of a cake in a G-string, so… hey. It would have been even more embarrassing for everyone involved, Amy! Still, by the time the party was over, Amy admitted she felt “very blessed.” And that was the case a few weeks later, of course, when Tori gave birth to Jackson. “He’s captured my heart! Baby Jackson,” Amy wrote as a caption to the photo above of her and her grandson. She added on Instagram: “Thank you for all the love, support, and encouragement you’ve shown to me, Zach and Tori, and my family over the years. I so appreciate you making our family a part of yours a little bit in watching #tlc #lpbw. “You’re awesome fans and I thank you so much for that. I appreciate y’all and the time you take to comment. “Thanks for always watching! All the best to you all the time.” How sweet, right? View Slideshow: Little People, Big World Cast: Then vs. Now We’ve been watching this family evolve and grow for over a decade now. Click through the photo gallery above to see just how far everyone has come in that time.
We've learned two things about Rihanna over the past several days: She is not a fan of Chris Brown any longer. She is a very big fan of LeBron James. The pop singer attended Game 1 of the NBA Finals this month, sat courtside and cheered loudly for the Cleveland Cavaliers star. Alas, his team fell to the Golden State Warriors, both in the opening contest and overall in the championship round, by a score of four games to one. It wasn't an especially close series, which is why one of the highlights took place after Kevin Durant drilled a three-pointer and then stared down Rihanna . He was very much aware of where RiRi's rooting interests lay. Fast forward to the day after the Warriors earned the title with a 129-120 victory in Game 5 and Rihanna wasn't done paying tribute to James, who is often referred to as “King.” In one of the most random and hilarious videos we've seen shared by a celebrity on social media in awhile, the artist posted a lengthy clip from The Lion King. Except she's imposed her own face over that of Simba. And the face of LeBron over Mufasa. And the face of Durant over Scar. The scene in question is one of the most dramatic in the classic film, as Mufasa saves Simba's life, only to then be killed by his own brother. So, in this analogy, Rihanna is accusing Durant of… murder? “#LongLiveTheKing #KingisStillKingBitch (whispers congrats to KD, cause….ROCNation) BUT: me and @mdollas11 beefing all summer!!” wrote Rihanna as a caption to this footage. Check it out below – and prepare to be confused/impressed/humored…
While a couple of Bachelor in Paradise contestants have spoken out about what they did and did not witness on the set prior to production being shut down, it looks like others are keeping mum. Robby Hayes announced that he has no comment in perhaps the most tasteless way imaginable, and he’s getting major backlash for it online. “What happens in paradise, stays in paradise,” he tweeted, adding the hashtags “NoComment” and “BIP4.” Dude … given speculation about what happened, that reads like a borderline rape joke . Not cool. It would be a fine response if people were asking who drank the most or whether there was an orgy or about basically anything else but what sounds like a sexual assault . But because people are very much talking about sexual assault, there is no excuse for appropriating the Vegas slogan for this. Maybe he’s just thinking of this as a scenario of cheating — Corinne does have a real life boyfriend now, after all — and not wanting to tattle. But nobody shuts down production because somebody stepped out on their significant other, or we wouldn’t have reality television at all. And heck, if Robby was there, maybe from what he saw things didn’t look that serious. But Robby should know that people are talking about consent and sexual assault, and he shouldn’t have such a lighthearted tone about it. Especially if he isn’t going to “clear things up” or whatever. Have some class, dude. There’s only so much that we know so far, but allegedly Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson began hooking up in a pool after spending all day drinking. There was reportedly a lot of touching and even some fingering, with DeMario engaging in some genital-licking. And according to (mixed) reports, it’s been sounding like they were encouraged, possibly every step of the way, by producers. What raises the most red flags is that, while DeMario remembers the encounter, Corinne does not. And while sometimes that sort of thing just happens, we can’t imagine a network pulling the plug on an entire season so suddenly — and expensively — unless they worry that something truly awful has happened. So far, no one is seriously accusing DeMario or Corinne of any wrongdoing. And that includes Corinne not blaming DeMario — they were both super intoxicated. It’s been sounding like, at the bare minimum, the producers and crew should have intervened and ushered them back to their respective rooms. Honestly, even if they’d been sober, there’s so much of even a blurred sexual encounter that they could have gotten away with airing. But when intoxication is a factor, consent is not, and any responsible bystander should have separated the two until they slept it off. Some of the contestants, Robby included, must feel frustrated over being sent home. Some might even blame their pool-partying costars. But there have been suggestions that the producers wanted something like this to happen, believing that the hookup would lead to higher ratings. Corinne Olympios’ wild reputation would make her the perfect character for them to steer into thotting it up in the pool, right? If that’s really what happened, then not only is it shameful — we’d say that getting two people drunk so that they’ll bang on camera is every bit as vile as getting them drunk so that they’ll bang you — but it backfired spectacularly. Because it sounds like there’s basically zero chance of this season of Bachelor in Paradise happening. As for what happened … we may not ever know the whole story, but for any investigators involved, we’re sure that the cameras caught plenty of evidence . Honestly, we’d love to find out that this is just a minor sex scandal with no foul play and maybe just a producer who misunderstood the situation and freaked out a little. And if that’s the case, Robby Hayes’ tweet would almost be justified. But it would still be a tone-deaf response, given that fans have heard that the situation is worse than that, and that the outcome is far from certain. Robby needs to get his act together and be less flippant if he wants fans to put up with him enough to continue his reality career. End rant. View Slideshow: Bachelor in Paradise Season 4: Who’s In?!?
Has there ever been a reality show personality as sketchy as Matt Baier? Well, Josh Duggar exists , so yes, some reality stars are definitely worse than Matt, but still he’s pretty awful. He’s a deadbeat dad to a still undetermined amount of kids, he’s been manipulative and mean to his meal ticket/fiancée, Amber Portwood. He hasn’t had one single redeeming moment in all the time he’s been on Teen Mom OG — not one. And, as we saw in this week’s episode of the show, he refers to himself as “Daddy.” He’s a walking, talking nightmare, and we just can’t seem to wake up. You may have blocked out most of that last episode of Teen Mom because of Matt’s “Do you forgive Daddy?” line, which is fair, but the reason he needed forgiving had to do with some drugs. He had some Xanax handy for the Teen Mom press week, and he offered some to Catelynn Lowell when he saw she was starting to get anxious. Catelynn took it, Amber found out about it, and she was livid. “What happened was my buddy gave me Xanax in case Amber needed it on the plane,” Matt explained on the show. “That was it.” “She thinks, ‘You’re back on drugs.’ I’m like, ‘I’m not, I swear to God.'” “I even said to Amber, ‘If I wanted it, why would it have been in my pocket? It would have been in my stomach,'” he said. “Now there’s rumors, everybody’s talking about how Matt was f-cked up yesterday and that he’s back on drugs. She wakes me up this morning, ‘We’re not getting married. You’re a f-cking junkie.'” “I’m done with this,” Matt claimed. So there’s obviously a lot to unpack here. For one, it’s illegal to have a prescription medication that wasn’t prescribed to you, so Matt was breaking the law during that trip. Two, Amber is an addict, and prescription pills were her substance of choice — so how dumb would it be to just give her a Xanax for some travel anxiety? Three, Amber has revealed this season that she’s on a variety of meds for her bipolar disorder and borderline personality disorder. Mixing those meds with a random pill doesn’t seem like the best plan. Four, Matt recently admitted to relapsing on prescription pills right around the same time this footage would have been filmed, so why wouldn’t Amber think he was back on drugs? Five, why would Catelynn take a pill from Matt anyway? As for that last point, don’t worry — Catelynn herself has explained exactly what happened there. She tweeted “FYI I never took what Matt gave me like I know what it is?!? Hell no I saved that sh-t and told amber I wanted proof etc.” But on the episode, she thanked Matt, and later told him that she didn’t mean to get him in trouble with Amber. So what actually happened? Did MTV use their famous Teen Mom editing magic to make it seem like Catelynn took the pill when she actually didn’t? Or was Catelynn getting slammed for taking it and is now trying to defend herself? Also, can Matt get arrested for this? Because how great would it be if Matt got arrested for this? So many questions, and absolutely no answers. What a time to be alive. View Slideshow: Teen Mom: HOW MUCH Do The Stars Make?!
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I know you guys probably think I’m being a jerk when I point out how gross and plastic Kylie Jenner is looking these days. But listen, I’d much rather be locking myself in a Starbucks bathroom with a new set of great bikini pictures right now than complaining about how Kylie looks like a teenage old lady. And I’m sorry, but enough with the fake asses already. It’s just gross.
