Alina Lonska is a nude model you’ve never heard of – very strategically placed in a nude photoshoot for the internet – to remind you a very important thing – and that is that girls – whether you’ve heard of them or not – will always get naked in photoshoots for whatever reason… Maybe a man influenced her, maybe it’s a woman’s power thing, maybe it’s the way she’s seen other girls get ahead like Kardashians and Rat Cows…so many possibilities…that always exist for girls everywhere to do the same naked thing…only to not make it, for most of them, and to spend the next 10 years chasing down the websites that posted their nudes they at one point in time wanted you to see….buyers remorse shit.. The post Alina Lonska Titties Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If Kim Kardashian was given the option of erasing one video from all of history, you think she'd choose the Kim Kardashian sex tape . But we think you'd be mistaken. That Ray J-directed amateur porn has earned millions of dollars for the reality star, while the footage below has earned her nothing but derision and embarrassment. As Dancing with the Stars Season 24 gets set to premiere on ABC, we thought it would be fun to flashback for a few minutes and remember when Kim was actually a contestant back on Season 7. We understand if you forgot. She only lasted longer than two other competitors. And we knew Kim was in trouble when she told partner Mark Ballas that she wasn't even confident in the Mambo, a dance that mostly just asked Kardashian to shake her world famous rear end around the stage. “Everyone's gonna expect this, like, sexy thing and I'm really not,” Kim confessed during a pre-taped interview package with Ballas, adding at the time: “My biggest challenge with the mambo is just shaking my butt. Everyone thinks I know how and I just really don't. I think I need, like, Booty 101.” Alas, Kim would not have time to study up. She was thrust into the spotlight and asked to work that butt in front of the judges and millions of viewers watching at home. How did she fare? Click PLAY and see for yourself:
Earlier today, we reported that Meghan Markle may be planning to quit acting in order to move to London and focus on her relationship with Prince Harry. It’s not easy to leave behind the glamorous life of a regular on a basic cable legal drama beloved by retirees and the unemployable alike, but Harry and Meghan seem to be the real thing, and marrying into royalty is a pretty sweet deal in its own right. Some folks are still skeptical, given Harry’s history of serial monogamy, but he and Meghan appear to be getting serious. After all, they’ve only been together a few months, but they’ve already reached the “BS rumors pregnancy rumors” stage, with several outlets reporting last week that Markle is expecting . But as many of Harry’s forebears have learned the hard way, royal romances are tricky matters that require consent from far more than just the two principle parties involved. According to Radar Online, one key member of the royal family is refusing to give Harry and Meghan the okay to take the next step in their relationship. Prince Charles may not seem much of an authority on marriage (His first is synonymous with “unhealthy relationship.”), but apparently, he and his second wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, see potential for disaster in the Harkle reunion that the rest of us are missing. According to Radar the trouble began when Harry and Meghan traveled to Jamaica together for his friend’s wedding. It was their most public social occasion to date, and apparently, photos of his sun enjoying Meghan’s company rubbed Charles the wrong way. “This is the first time that she and Harry have socialized so openly as a couple and it’s a significant step in the relationship,” a royal source tells the site. Charles reportedly shared his misgivings with Harry, and predictably, a royal row ensued: “Harry was telling his father, Charles, to stay out of his life,” says the insider. So why does Charles find Meghan so objectionable? Well, according to the insider, Camilla pointed out to Charles what she sees as similarities between Meghan and infamous royal from the past: “Camilla likens Meghan to Fergie, who triggered public scandals with her running around and was photographed topless having her toes sucked by a boyfriend while still married to Charles’ brother Andrew.” The basis of the comparison seems to be nothing more than the fact that Markle is divorced and Fergie became divorced from Andrew. Someone sould fill Charles in on the fact that there are literally millions of divorced people in the world. In fact, he doesn’t have to look very far to find one. Any room with a mirror will do the trick. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze
Happy birthday, Rob Kardashian! Well, happy belated birthday at this point — the guy turned 30 yesterday. Earlier in the day, his family celebrated with their customary social media well wishes . Kris Jenner wrote to her only son that “I love you more than words can say. You have the sweetest soul and the kindest heart, and I am blessed beyond measure to call you my son.” “I am so proud of the man you have become and it brings me so much joy to watch you grow as a brother, son and father. There are so many blessings in this life, but being your mom is one of the greatest.” Khloe Kardashian, his closest sister , wrote “I am incredibly blessed to have a brother like you!” She told Rob that he has “the most unbelievable heart,” and that “seeing you be a daddy has been a blessing to see how she gives you that smile I miss.” “We’ve been by each other’s side for life and that will never stop!” she continued. “This is your year of greatness! We all believe in you!” Kourtney was a little less sentimental with her birthday wishes, simply sharing a photo of Rob and herself and jokingly adding “relationship goals.” And little Kylie wrote “Happy birthday big brother … my twin soul.” As for Rob, he shared this adorable new photo of Dream, calling her “The best gift of all!!” Kim and Kendall both refrained from publicly wishing him a happy birthday, but that’s fair — Kim’s been a lot less personal on social media lately, and Kendall just got robbed . Both ladies seemed to miss the birthday party too, but fortunately, the party still seemed pretty neat. The whole gang went to see a private screening of Beauty and the Beast, and little Dream was even in attendance. And that’s because Blac Chyna actually showed up to the party. A source explained that she was there because they filmed the party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but “she brought back and gold balloons and a gift,” and “it was civil despite all the custody drama.” And what a miracle that is, right? Because from what we’ve heard, the custody drama seems pretty nasty. For instance, there’s that little tidbit about how Chyna is threatening to spill a whole mess of Kardashian secrets if Rob doesn’t give her $50 million and full custody of Dream. But still, “Rob seemed happy” at the party, though they didn’t sit together during the movie. And the shocks just keep piling up, because it turns out that Chyna wished him happy birthday on Instagram as well. Could they actually be behaving like mature adults now? Could they have realized that the needless drama doesn’t help anyone, and it especially hurts poor, innocent Dream? View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Or were they just putting on happy faces for the cameras? Time will tell, friends.
Tennessee Police Shoot Black Man Dead On Facebook Live A Crockett County sheriffs killed an unarmed Black man yesterday after they say he attempted to hit officers with his SUV “at least twice” according to NBCNews . 36-year-old Rodney James Hess had parked his vehicle on the side of the road and was said to be “acting erratically” while streaming the encounter on Facebook Live. When officers arrived to the scene, Hess did not exit his vehicle, but instead asked that the “higher commands come out” to speak to him. At that point, without any apparent provocation, shots were fired through Hess’ windshield and the following video depicts those final tense moments of his life. We should warn all of you that while this video is not graphic, it IS very disturbing. After being shot and crashing his truck, Rodney was airlifted to a hospital where he died. His fiancee, Johnisha Provost, told CommercialAppeal this about Rodney’s mental health: Provost said Hess suffered from bipolar disorder and she could tell from looking at the videos that he was disoriented and lost. “He couldn’t get his mind together. That’s why he asked for a higher command,” she said. “I always told him, ‘Babe, if you are ever in a situation where you need help, ask the person in charge for the higher command to help you,’ and that’s what he kept saying.” The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation says this about the disconcerting clip: “Though we are aware such a video exists, we cannot confirm its authenticity. As with anything that might potentially be evidence, we will examine it to determine if it has probative benefit,” Tennessee Bureau of Investigation Public Information Officer Josh DeVine said. SMH. By all accounts of this story, there has been no gun or weapon of any kind recovered from the scene. R.I.P. Rodney Hess #BlackLivesMatter Image via Facebook
Typically, the Kate Middleton rumor mill churns with talk of her and Prince William taking a trip to Pound Town. In other (less confusing and lewd) words, most chatter surrounding the Duchess of Cambridge has to do with her womb and when she’ll next get pregnant . But sources now tell Vanity Fair that Middleton is upset at her handsome husband for a different kind of trip; one that involved cold, wet snow, not red hot banging. Earlier this week, the Royal Family became the subject of a few negative headlines after William had perhaps a bit too much fun with friends at a nightclub in Switzerland. He was at the establishment as part of a ski vacation with his friends. Multiple outlets reported on the singing and “dad dancing” that was included in the break Williams took with close pals Guy Pelly, Tom van Straubenzee and James Meade. (Are those not the most British names you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) Likely as a result of a headache and/or extreme fatigue, the Duke of Cambridge was noticeably absent from Monday’s Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey, Britain’s largest interfaith gathering attended by many members of his famous family. And an insider claims that the most important person in William’s immediate family was “disappointed” with her husband’s behavior. “It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics,” a source tells the aforementioned publication, adding: “She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting .” (Are those not the most British words you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) To be clear, this was solely a guys’ trip. Cameras did capture a few females hanging out in William’s presence, but there’s no concern that he acted inappropriately with anyone of the opposite sex. According to The Sun newspaper/tabloid, the Prince and his friends spent last Sunday night dancing to the band Hussy and looked “very worse for wear” after downing “several drinks.” Footage of this behavior, which went public in Great Britain on Wednesday in numerous tabloids, has left Middleto “less than pleased,” Vanity Fair writes. Later today, William and Kate are expected to step foot in Paris, as the future king makes his first official visit to the city since Princess Diana passed. It marks yet another major occasion for the couple and the family they represent. The two-day trip is expected to strengthen relations between France and a post-Brexit Britain – and all eyes will clearly be on William’s eyes on Friday and Saturday. Will they be bloodshot? Will he be back on his game? If not, the public may continue to turn on William and Kate , leaving us wondering about the future of their marriage, as opposed any future addition to their adorable brood. View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong
I don’t really know what this is all about, but as far as I’m concerned it’s amazing. It’s some low hanging fruit Rodney King shit, that’s been made current in this Black Lives Matter era of all the riots caused by cops killing innocent black people, but it’s far more fun and more up my alley because the girl being brutalized by the police, who may not even be cops, and just hired beach security on QUADS, is in a bikini and grinding up or twerking on the thing…like she’s done too much MOLLY and drank too much….cuz it’s spring break…but she’s still ready to cum… It’s great fun. The post Bikini Girl VS Police Brutality is the Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently these are nude selfies leaked by Dylan Penn. I don’t believe that this is her, because if you admit that you know it is her, she has a case against you in the court system….but I actually don’t believe they are her, since I don’t know what she looks like, and because I found these on TUMBLR, and because people like to lie and troll about the people in images…nude….and it’s hard to distinguish the hot rich girls and the normal girls who are in nude selfies…. So the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking, busty as fuck, celebrated, spoiled and connected rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…giving a marketable last name… But she’s got huge tits, great tits, the kind of tits I would want on any hot enough rich girl, who knows she’s hot enough thanks to being rich and busty, to show off, because it’s just a body, free the nipple, stop sexualizing women…. I’m sure we’ve seen her tits before, it’s a poor little rich girl looking for attention or not giving a fuck cuz she’s rich situation…. Apparently, there’s a masturbation video out there…and this reminds me of the hours I used to spend going through Photobucket accounts hoping to find nudes…who are these HACKERS…and why are they stupidly sharing their stolen material with the world instead of just jerking off to it on their own…I’ll never understand it…. There’s only one toplesss pic…but great tits…whoever they belong to….hardly incriminating enough….I mean even the nude bottom pics…like how the fuck can you tell that’s her….lies.. Oh fuck…the “masturbation video” they are claiming is her – is her squirting / PEEING THE BED LIKE A BAD RICH GIRL / and by her I mean “NOT DYLAN PENN”…. The post Dylan Penn’s Lookalike in Some Slutty Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner’s Home Robbed Just before the dramatic episode dealing with Kim Kardashian’s own robbery at gunpoint last September is set to air on Sunday…little sis Kendall Jenner has now been robbed as well. Thankfully in Kendall’s case, the situation wasn’t nearly as life-threatening or dramatic. According to TMZ , Kendall Jenner had some friends over to her house for a kickback on Wednesday night. At some point during the night, she heard her “open door” alarm warning…but since there were already so many people in her house, she thought nothing of it and kept on with the party. Apparently, Kendall left her house around midnight to make a run, and left all her friends at the house. She came back an hour later, just after 1 AM. She went to her bedroom…where she found that her jewelry box was open and empty. Naturally, she called the cops. Kendall was pretty trusting of these “friends” of hers to leave them at her house unattended. Granted, someone could have strolled in and taken her stuff since there were so many people around…but we bet whoever took her isht knew EXACTLY where to find it. Welp. We bet she won’t be having any more get-togethers at her place anytime soon… Splash
So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I will post her pregnancy pics though… The post Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
