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Josiah Duggar & Lauren Swanson: Wedding Date Revealed!

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, it looks like we’re just a few weeks away from yet another Duggar wedding! Yes, fans were overjoyed when Josiah Duggar and Lauren Swanson announced their engagement  back in March, but in the months since, the couple has been surprisingly tight-lipped. It’s not unusual for Duggar couples to keep the details of their nuptials under wraps, so as to avoid unwanted attention from obsessive fans. But many Duggar devotees thought this time would be different because, well … Josiah is different. This is Josiah’s second courtship . He’s the first Duggar of his generation to have participated in a courtship that did not result in marriage. As a result, the 21-year-old follows slightly rules than his siblings. Generally, unwed Duggars aren’t permitted to use social media. But Josiah started an Instagram page while he was still courting Marjorie Jackson , and he’s kept it operational ever since. It’s not completely clear why Josiah gets away with more than his brothers and sisters, but the fact is – he does. And one of the perks he enjoys is maintaining more open communication with his fans. So it’s not hard to see why Duggar obsessives assumed Josiah wouldn’t be as clandestine about his wedding preparations as his predecessors. But in the end, fans had to go digging to find out exactly when Josiah and Lauren plan to exchange vows. And word on the street is – the big day will be June 30 ! The information comes courtesy of the ever-reliable Duggar-related Facebook page titled  Duggar Family News: Life Is Not All Pickles and Hairspray . An unwieldy moniker yes, but one of the most reliable Duggar sources on social media. Pickles didn’t provide much info about its source, but you can be certain that unless there’s an abrupt date change, that’s the day the wedding will take place. It’s a little late in the season for an outdoor wedding in Arkansas, but hey – they call Josiah a rebel for a reason! A source close to the family tells us Josiah will be “the next to bust out” by following in his sister Jinger’s footsteps and casting off some of the more arcane family rules. There’s already been talk about Josiah and Lauren breaking courtship rules , and sources say once they’re wed, Josiah will permit his wife to eschew the dress code observed by both their families if she so chooses. Sounds like Josiah might wind up giving Jinger a run for her money in the rebel department! We’re sure Jim Bob is thrilled. Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Duggar Courtship Rules Reveal Dark Side of Counting On Clan

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Kylie Jenner: Is Her Hunky Bodyguard Her REAL Baby Daddy?!?!!

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are you ready to read a theory that might blow your mind? A growing number of fans on Twitter don’t believe that Travis Scott is Kylie’s real baby daddy. And no, they don’t think that Tyga’s the real father . They think that precious baby Stormi looks just like Kylie’s unnecessarily handsome bodyguard. Take a look. Kylie has been enjoying herself with Travis Scott and sweet baby Stormi in Turks and Caicos this week. But as she shared more photos of her adorable three-month-old baby, some fans and followers noticed that … Stormi is not quite the spitting image of Travis. On its own, that wasn’t much. Some children take after one parent more than the other. But then someone on Twitter came out and asked the question: “Why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard?” Oh . Kylie’s unnecessarily attractive bodyguard is a man named Tim Chung. In addition to working as her bodyguard, he is also an officer with the LAPD. (A lot of bodyguards and other private security workers are current or former police; the security industry pays better) On top of that, as you may have guessed from looking at his photos, Tim is a part-time model. While we are certainly not going to accuse Tim or Kylie of doing anything improper, there were quite a few people on Twitter who felt no such reservations. Looking at the faces of Tim and Stormi, they decided that he is Kylie’s baby daddy. The theory did a bit of circulating, and more and more people jumped on board. “I’ve never been more convinced by a theory!! Kylie Jenner’s baby. Is the bodyguards baby. Kris is up to something.” We have to wonder what scheme of Kris’ would involve her daughter’s pregnancy being attributed to a guy she’d only been dating for a few weeks. “I wouldn’t blame Kylie if her bodyguard the real daddy. I’d let him impregnate me too.” That, as we’ll discuss later, may be on the minds of a lot of the people who are buying into this. One person claims that Kylie is aware of this theory … and is blocking anyone who asks her about it. “Okay so Kylie Jenner just blocked me cuz i asked her why does her baby look like her bodyguard…” Under this, Tim Chung’s latest Instagram photo, fans could not resist commenting on the story. “Sw stormi’s dad just chillin nice.” A lot of them seemed to be taking it for granted that this wild theory is accurate. Or perhaps simply hoping to provoke a reaction. “The look you give when the world realized you stormis daddy.” Others straight-up asked. “Heey are you the father of stormi.” One person either was asking him the question very succinctly … or was asking what other commenters were talking about. “Stormi’s dad??” Then someone else had a very different question. “Can you be my dad?” Note that we don’t think that this person is looking for, um, parental love. “You wanna be my baby daddy too??” Yeah. There was a lot of that. One wonders where the line between admiration and sexual harassment of someone’s bodyguard is drawn. It is so important that we note a few things. One, Stormi is an interracial baby. Children whose parents have massively different skin tones can bear a strong resemblance to one parent or the other. It doesn’t mean that anyone cheated. Two, Tim Chung is one hot dude. We have to wonder how many people who buy this theory are just looking at him and thinking “wow, if I were Kylie …” when Kylie seldom does what most people would consider sensible. Three, now that it’s been nearly a month since the world learned that Tristan Thompson is a no good dirty cheater, there hasn’t been any fresh Kardashian drama. No, Kanye spouting nonsense doesn’t count. Some fans may simply be bored of watching Kylie settle into the peaceful life of motherhood, well on her way to becoming a billionaire, and want to see her life be interesting again. Don’t worry, folks. Real drama will come on its own, naturally. It always does with that family. In the mean time, rumors like this could ruin this guy’s career. View Slideshow: Stormi Webster: See ALL Her Precious Pics!

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Amy Roloff Fans: Chris Marek Doesn’t Love You! He’s Gay!

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On this week’s new episode of Little People, Big World , Amy Roloff and her boyfriend, Chris Marek, got into a bit of a disagreement on camera. They made up, and Amy spoke about how their open and honest success was the reason for their relationship’s success. Some very vocal and negative fans are urging Amy to dump him, accusing him of being greedy, fame-hungry, … and secretly gay. While there absolutely were plenty of positive messages showered upon Amy on social media after the recent episode, a number of very vocal trolls have taken to her Facebook comments. And, as always, there is no love lost between them and Chris Marek. “Yeah red flag with this guy, yeah so left you Amy got up walked out of the restaurant on your motorcycle road trip to talk to HIS friends, so why not tell you and take you with him.” He apologized for wandering off. Yeah, it was weird, but it’s weird any time that a couple has a disagreement. That’s life. “What were they talking about that didn’t include you, YOU’RE RUDE Chris your a fake and the reason everyone has bad feelings about you.” The person continues to direct their comments towards Chris … under a post by Amy. “That was disrespectful to Amy on any level, she deserves better than to be treated like that. maybe this is why your have never been married!!” Ugh. Another commenter left a message that starts as condescendingly as possible. “Amy dear, you should of gave Chris the silent treatment for awhile for what he did!” The silent treatment might be one of the most toxic things that could manifest in a relationship. Amy and Chris talk about the importance of communication. “That was ignorant and very ‘RUDE’ of him. Was it that important he had to up and not tell you where he was going and to leave you alone.” Then this person shares her theory. “Nope, I am trying to figure this guy out but I believe your farm looks too good for him!!1 Please be careful!!!” In other words, this commenter believes that Chris Marek is after Amy’s money. For the record, he makes his own money … but there’s no use telling some of these people that. Another made what may be the most outlandish claim about Chris yet. “Will start watching show again when Amy realizes that Chris just in it for the money!” Again, there is no evidence of this. “Always knew he wasn’t what everyone thought he was… no straight guy hangs around gay bars ..” That is categorically false. Plenty of straight men who aren’t wildly insecure about their sexualities go to gay bars to hang out with friends. “Now just walking off leaving Amy without saying anything… no commitment in Chris not when it comes to women…” Oh boy. That same person’s comment continues: “And that one expression half way a smile something behind those eyes like he is just acting like he is a good guy.. something shady about this character!!” She says that she won’t be watching until the show focuses once again upon the younger Roloffs. “Anyway when it’s about the kids and grandbabies and the farm I’ll start watching again!” Someone else chimed in, writing: “I wondered if anyone else thought of Chris of being gay! He was hiding something to be gone that long from Amy!” It’s still a ridiculous claim, given that the two of them are constantly all over each other. “Can’t wait for Amy to wake up with this dude!!!” Then came even more comments, this time by people who don’t have so much in the specific accusation department as they do just … general “bad vibes.” “I think he is with her just because of her fame on t.v.” Plenty of people date famous people, but very few get this kind of vitriol. “There is something about him. I would not trust. Sorry.” Wow, we guess she’ll break things off right away,t hen. “I hope I am wrong, but I think he’s in it just for his 15 minutes of fame.” He’s been dating her for a lot longer than that. “Something about him,I can’t put my finger on it!” Then don’t date him. “I am trying to like him….. I still have a bad feeling .. hope I am wrong.” Try harder. Another critical comment takes more or less the opposite approach of claiming that Chris Marek is gay. “Have watched the show from the beginning, but about to quit watching, getting tired of everything about Amy and Chris.” A lot of Little People, Big World fans love their romance. It’s heartening to see people find love after divorce. “They look like 2 teenagers always kissing, acting like idiots.” Yeah, what kind of dumb idiot kisses the person they love. “If they truly love each other fine, but lets get back to the way it used to be, at Least Matt and his girl act like adults when they are together.” You heard it in these comments, folks. Chris is apparently a fame-hungry, money-seeking gay man who can’t keep his hands off of Amy. Can the haters give it a rest? View Slideshow: Chris Marek: Who is Amy Roloff’s Boyfriend?!?

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Donald Trump: Black People Love Me Because of Kanye!

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Donald Trump gave a speech at the annual NRA convention in Dallas today, and the lengthy address touched on all of the topics you would expect from a Donald Trump speech to a roomful of NRA members: Guns are great; I'm great; Mueller sucks; everyone wants to take your guns except me; did I mention how great I am? You get the idea. But the president also touched on a topic that would've left the room in shocked silence just a few weeks ago. By now you've no doubt heard about Kanye West's unrepentant love for Trump . The rapper isn't just a supporter, he's a full-fledged member of the MAGA Mafia, and as a result, folks who would've alerted mall security to his presence a few weeks ago are now ordering  808s and Heartbreak on iTunes. No doubt lots of folks who fit that profile were in the crowd at today's convention, and they applauded wildly at the mention of Yeezy's name: “Kanye West must have some power, because you probably saw, I doubled my African-American poll numbers,” Trump told the crowd. “We went from 11 to 22 in one week, thank you, Kanye,” the president added. “When I saw the numbers I said that must be a mistake, how did that happen?” We know the feeling, Mr. President. We had a similar reaction on November 9, 2016. Anyway, we don't know what's funnier – the fact that Trump thinks all black people take their political cues from Kanye West, or the fact that he's surprised Kanye has any power. The man literally has a song called “Power”! Familiarize yourself with Yeezus' work before you kiss his ass, Donne! We know you have issues with consistency, but don't go turning into a bandwagon-jumping poseur at 71.

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Jim Carrey Unveils VERY Unflattering Painting of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Posted on March 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After Sean “Spicey” Spicer took his minifridge and left the White House in a huff over Anthony Scaramucci’s ill-fated hiring, his unenviable role as mouthpiece for the Trump White House fell to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Now Jim Carrey, who has taken time off from acting to work on his painting, has come out with a painting of the embattled Press Secretary. That painting is now controversial. Did he go too far? Jim Carrey has never been shy about voicing his political beliefs. Unfortunately, one of those opinions is that vaccines somehow cause autism, which has long been debunked by actual medical experts. (And, quite frankly, even if it were true, autistic people have pointed out that using that to justify not vaccinating children seems to be saying that parents would rather see their child die of a fatal disease than be autistic) Not all of his beliefs are irresponsible and medically unsupported nonsense, however. Like most Americans, Jim Carrey is a strong critic of the Trump administration, even going so far as to dump his Facebook stock upon learning of the social media platform’s role in getting Trump to the White House. Now, he’s expressing his political views through a different medium: art. Specifically, painting. Jim Carrey did not identify Sarah Huckabee Sanders in this painting, merely writing: “This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous!” Reactions to this have been mixed. Some reactions have been to call out Jim Carrey for alleged hypocrisy. They say that painting an unflattering caricature of a woman flies in the face of what the Left (which, to many critics, is synonymous with Hollywood) claim to represent. Others believe that the painting, unflattering though it may be, is a warranted caricature of a woman who is voluntarily and vocally aiding an indefensible regime. To summarize their view with a Kim Kardashian quote that is now a meme: “It’s what she deserves.” Trump fans on Twitter expressed their displeasure. “James Woods, do you have a comment about Jim Carrey and the insulting portrait he has presented of Sarah Sanders?” As far as we can tell, James Woods has yet to respond to this tweet. At the moment, he’s raving on Twitter about how self-driving cars are part of a government plot. Others tweeted their condemnation of Carrey for his painting. “What a disgraceful thing to do.” Another alleged that this is all part of misogynistic elements within Hollywood. “This is just one more example of how Hollyweird empowers women! #JimCarrey is just doing his portion, right Jim? He’s a has been!!” It is worth noting that Jim Carrey did not take either of the easy routes for caricature that were open for him with Sarah Huckabee Sanders. His painting clearly is not emphasizing her weight. Body-shaming is body-shaming, and poking fun at an evil person for being fat rather than for the evil that they do is, uh, super problematic and distracting from the point that you’re trying to make. (Some exceptions may apply, but you still want to tread carefully if you don’t want to indirectly insult plenty of nice people) Jim Carrey also didn’t seem to be calling attention to the fact that sometimes Sanders’ eyes seem to be doing that thing that her father’s do. That would have been another cheap shot, but he didn’t take that road. Ultimately, it’s not only Jim Carrey’s Constitutional right to make art, but he may have a calling. His non-literal paintings show a lot of skill. Specifically, he was able to so easily capture Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ likeness that he didn’t need to identify her by name — and even is caption was just a condemnation rather than a needed clue. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Impeachment Party: Who’s Attending?

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Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume this Ariel Winter going out with her tits out was the motivation behind her competitor SARAH HYLAND posting those racy bathtub titty flash pics – you know to get a piece of the pie, a piece of the action, a piece of the Modern Family hype…being all like “I may not have tits like Sofia Vergara, or Ariel Winter, but who really does, she’s a freak who cuts off her tits and still has massive tits, how’s that even make sense”… FEEDING is how that happens, girl just keeps on eating, coupled with hormones being out of sync thanks to being molested, maybe not sexually, but out of sync thanks to being exploited as a child to live out her evil parents dream.. NO child star ends up normal, because it’s not normal to put a kid to work, with a huge audience at a young age…ya know. But here she is clickbaiting, because child stars love attention….it’s what fuels them, since they have all kinds of money…attention is the most important currency… More on the FORUM – CLICK HERE In other tits at an event – big CLEAVAGE – Alison Brie Cheese – Don’t Let Rat Faced Bella Hadid near her – was big tits, big cleavage at an event and I have no interest in posting a post dedicated to her, I have things to do …not really…but you know what I mean…..she’s at least a spin off more interesting than Ariel Winter… More Alison Brie – Big Cleavage CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched the Obama / Letterman interview because I don’t own a TV, and I don’t leave the house thanks to winter, and years ago, I used to watch letterman all the time, it was on TV, and I felt he ultimately didn’t give a fuck about the celebs he was interviewing, which I apprecaited…but that could just be selective memory, since I don’t remember much… Obviously, the Obama interview wasn’t all that exciting, but it was a nice reminder, as a Canadian, that the USA was pretty progressive for a while, they had a president with some real fucking swag…just cool and put together….well spoken and charismatic…and it was nice to see, or be reminded of, after dealing with all the media attention your politics get…. It was also inspiring because you aren’t all a bunch of shit head closed minded racists, a good thing, with clips of the 1950s Selma bridge walk that was just insane…because racism, especially from your president, is fucking crazy….it’s upsetting…it’s disgusting… On Martin Luther King day and beyond…So what better way to celebrate progress, the future, or what the Obamas represent, than his daughter in a bikini.. I don’t think she’s 18, not the pot smoking college aged one, so don’t look too closely….All these girls of all ages wearing bikinis….like they are 18…even when they aren’t….because bikinis are racy and inappropriate…almost porno when looked at by most perverts…especially white bikinis…the internet is a bad place for bad people…. But she is a political hero, your FIRST child, a year after they are out of your life, apparently…doing just FINE….celebrating FREEDOM…the right way. The real question is – where are the parents, I want some Michelle Obama up in a bikini right next to her, cuz she’s FINE. The post Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Doug Jones Will Reportedly Appoint An All-White Senior Staff

Posted on December 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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  D oug Jones made history in Alabama last week, but things are already looking shaky for the folks who supported him. As we reported, on a Sunday interview with CNN, the Senator-elect from Alabama said that people should “move on” from Donald Trump ‘s sexual assault allegations. The comment was bizarre, considering part of the reason he won in Alabama was due to people not wanting a pedophile in the U.S. Senate. Imagine if voters “moved on” from Roy Moore’s sexual misconduct accusations and decided to focus on “real issues.” See below: Sen.-elect Doug Jones of Alabama doesn’t join the several Senate Democrats calling for President Trump to step down: “I think we need to move on and not get distracted by those issues … I don’t think the President ought to resign right now” #CNNSOTU https://t.co/EAY9mhL1QI — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) December 17, 2017 Now, it appears to have gotten even worse. Writer and activist Shaun King is reporting Jones will appoint an all-White senior staff in Alabama because he feels “burdened.” See the tweet below: Have now had a few people tell me that they believe Doug Jones, who was propelled to victory by nearly unanimous Black support, is likely to appoint an all-white Senior Staff. He “feels burdened” to appeal to conservatives in Alabama, they say. — Shaun King (@ShaunKing) December 21, 2017 Let’s hope this isn’t true, especially considering the only reason Doug Jones won was because of the Black vote. If he wants to represent his constituents, he should have a diverse senior cabinet. Twitter clearly wasn’t here for it: Doug Jones Remember RE-ELECTION is going to come! There are qualified African Americans in Alabama! — valerie282 (@valerie282) December 21, 2017 Dear Doug Jones…. Sincerely, Black community !! pic.twitter.com/zMkxrGQxDu — coopcon (@conniecooper558) December 21, 2017 Doug Jones also wouldn’t speak out against Trump’s sexual harassment. Still better than Moore, But hire minorities, please! — Karen Wolsey (@karenewolsey) December 21, 2017 You know who feels burdened…?!? #DougJones — Samantha (@ShaakTi33) December 21, 2017 And how can Doug Jones feel burdened already! He hasn’t done a damn thing YET! Damn! Hes tired already? Oh Lord! — Deanne Price (@hulahamom) December 21, 2017 All eyes are on you, Mr. Jones. SOURCE: Twitter SEE ALSO: Will Alabama’s Black Voters Turnout For Crucial Senate Race? President Donald Trump’s Voter Fraud Claims Could Lead To More Voter Suppression

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Paris Jackson: Sideboob Tattoo Revealed in Tree-Hugging Pic!

Posted on October 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whether she’s using her modeling work to promote body positivity or just showing off her new tattoos , Paris Jackson isn’t shy about sharing topless pictures. In her latest photo, the 19-year-old actress and model proves that she’s a tree-hugger by literally hugging a tree. And, in her shirtless state, she’s giving her fans a look at a tattoo that, well, you don’t normally get to see. And that’s not the only pic from her topless adventures in the great outdoors. Don’t let us give you the impression that Paris Jackson never wears clothes. She totally does. Just recently, she wore a shirt while outside and enjoying some flowers , though the neckline was enough to give a good view of her new chakra tattoo, which runs down her sternum. She also works, as a model but also as an actress (her first feature film comes out next year!). She also goes places and is a real person. But she, and clearly some friends and loved ones who spend time around her, is totally chill hanging out in modes of dress that Instagram and maybe some prudish folks would find scandalous. Honestly, good for her. More people should be comfortable with appropriate, non-threatening nudity. That doesn’t mean that folks like Harvey Weinstein can undress in front of coworkers , mind you. Consensual, non-sexual, non-aggressive nudity can be a wholesome thing. And it can give us a look at more of Paris’ many, many tattoos. Paris captioned this photo with the numeral, 1, enclosed within a box. Are we to get the impression that this is the first of what will eventually be a sequence of photos? We just don’t know. What we do know is that, one, this is a wholesome photo. Actually hugging trees can be therapeutic for some people (no joke); sometimes pregnant folks who are past their due dates hug trees to create just a little more pressure in the hopes of inducing labor. Two, Paris is giving fans a rare glimpse of her sideboob tattoo. There aren’t a lot of ways of naturally hiding a nipple to show off a tattoo. You’d need to, what, cover up your nip nop with the hand from the other side of your body, all while having a friend photograph you in the awkward pose? Or you can just hug a tree from the right angle. We love that the actual tattoo is of a little alien dude. She’s such a treat. But her adventures in the great outdoors weren’t done. Paris Jackson captioned this photo: “Use mamas mud to wash off da filthy makeup from werkk.” Actresses and models generally wear a ton of makeup. We can’t speak to the efficacy (or safety) of using wild mud to remove makeup, but we know that people have used mud and clay to treat their skin for ages. But it’s certainly a natural remedy. No debating that. In fact, in that tree-hugging photo, it kind of looks like Paris’ arms might have a little mud residue on them, right? Also, we have no idea what — if anything — Paris was wearing under that wrap around her waist. But that’s her business. Paris has spent a lot of time topless in the desert, so it’s good to know that she’s also comfortable being a little less dressed in a less extreme environment. For Paris, there’s always a strong spiritual element to her nudity that you don’t always get from the #FreeTheNipple folks. It’s not just about being progressive or about gender equality or whatever — it’s about being natural and following her life path. Good for her, you know?

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Kid Rock: F–k No, I’m Not Running for Senate!

Posted on October 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Great leaders rise, often from humble beginnings, to lead their communities and their nations to ever greater heights. But one day, they’re forced to step out of the spotlight. Sometimes, they retire sooner than we’d like. And then there’s Kid Rock and … whatever he’s actually been doing this year. Because he’s announced an update on his plans to run for Senate , but the language that he used was much, much more colorful. 2016 was nuts in a surreal way. Like the year was somehow cursed and nothing made sense anymore. 2017 is nuts, in that we’re all living with the consequences of all of history but especially of 2016. Kid Rock announcing his plans to run for Senate would have been totally bonkers at any point in the past. But now that there’s a deranged reality star sitting in the Oval Office, anything can happen. In fact, it seemed that Kid Rock might have been inspired to make that announcement after spending time palling around with Trump, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin  in the White House. (Honestly, whoever gets elected next is going to need to have that whole place cleaned. Like, spiritually. Burn some sage, have a member of every different faith come by an perform a blessing, whatever) Kid Rock didn’t stop at announcing his plans to run for Senate, however. He launched an actual website, effectively a declaration of game on, motherf–kers . The website wasn’t much, just some products like Kid Rock for Senate shirts that you could buy. Oh, and some lawn signs that you could by. (Honestly, they could make for some great Halloween decorations) But either Kid Rock realized that being in government is actual work (well, for everyone except the Golfer in Chief who goes on vacations every week) or he realized that there wasn’t enough un-ironic support for him to go to DC, because … In an interview with Howard Stern, Kid Rock shot down claims — which he himself had made — that he was planning a Senate run. “F–k no, I’m not running for Senate,” he said, as if offended that anyone would take him at his word.  “Like who the f–k couldn’t figure that out?” He hadn’t filed the necessary paperwork, but … this is a guy who associates with the likes of Trump and Sarah Palin. No one actually expected him to know anything about government work. But that didn’t mean that no one took him at his word. Kid Rock did share what he’s planning on doing instead: “I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour, too.” That’s almost as bad as Kid Rock in the Senate, but … most of us won’t actually have to suffer through his concerts. As to why he went so far as to havea  website and stupid merchandise? “Since someone said I was going to run for Senate in Michigan, I was like, ’F–k it, let’s get some signs made.’” “I have people that work for me, that are in the in, and I’m like, ‘F–k no, we’re not doing it, but let’s roll with it for a little while. This is awesome.” But that long national nightmare is at last behind us. There are other, bigger national nightmares that are still ongoing, however. It’s worth noting that Kid Rock shared some of his keen political insight about the New York Times . “It’s a little bit gay.” We don’t think that he was quoting Honey Boo-Boo, and Howard Stern asked him to clarify, which he did. “They have a narrative of a left-wing agenda.” They don’t, and we wish that we could say that Kid Rock’s 1995-era use of the word “gay” as an insult were a surprise. But nothing is a surprise anymore. It’s 2017 and all that lives wails in despair as the universe slowly succumbs to entropy’s callous embrace. View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Are Actually Happy Donald Trump is President

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