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A New Word for ‘Hipster:’ The Final Vote [Polls]

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace “hipster” has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything . So, vote. A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS. Doucheoisie Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty. Minus: Does it really describe hipsters , in particular? Also: Due to our nominal “douche” ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened “Schwazzie” form. Fauxhemians Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily). Minus: Is it mean enough? Pabstsmears Plus: Cleverly references PBR. Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur. Probos (professional hobos) Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on. Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals? Trendsluts Plus: Deliciously zingy. Minus: Might offend sluts. What Will We Call Hipsters? survey [Pic: LATFH ]

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A New Word for ‘Hipster:’ The Final Vote [Polls]

Vote For the New Word for ‘Hipster’ [Polls]

You hipsters really came through. We asked for a new slur to replace “hipster,” and nearly a thousand of you (presumably unemployed) commenters made suggestions . Jesus. We’ve narrowed it down to 20. Cast your vote below. [ Read them all before voting! Note on criteria: I tried to stick to words that could, theoretically, have a chance of being used widely, by humans, in spoken language. Honorary shout out to all the insane grammarians whose ideas were good but unwieldy. Your work is appreciated.] What Should We Call Hipsters? survey software [Pic: LATFH ]

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Rupert Murdoch calls in Bill O’Reilly and "pollster" Frank Luntz to provide cover for yet another Palin misstep.

The first thing to address is whether or not Frank Luntz actually gathered a group of people that is representative of Obama voters. I am guessing not. And by the way WHY did they cut it off before the graph supposedly demonstrated how hateful the Obama voters were? The guy is well known for consistently skewing his data to reinforce the conclusions that Fox News pays him to reinforce. He is the guy who penned the memo that Republicans are using to try and kill the health care bill, and there is NOTHING bipartisan about his tactics. So let us get THAT out of the way right off the top. As I have addressed before the Family Guy episode was NOT aimed at Trig Palin. It contained one very slight dig at Sarah Palin, which SHE decided to capitalize on to, once again, play the victim. Only this time she was even too cowardly to do it herself, and had her daughter Bristol do the dirty work for her. Even the actress who played the part, a person with Down syndrome herself, understood the target of the joke . The only thing that is shown by this little act that Luntz and O’Reilly put on is that News Corp is still dedicated to cleaning up the messes that Sarah Palin makes in order to keep her from imploding before they have squeezed all of the potential revenue from of her appearances on Fox. After all Rupert Murdoch has made a sizable investment in Ms. Palin and, even though she is getting more batshit crazy by the day, he still stands to make a tidy sum from her in the next several months. Personally I want very much to be a fly on the wall at Fox News when we prove that Sarah did not give birth to her magical, popularity producing toddler. I wonder if MSNBC could sneak a camera in there on the big day? And as for Luntz’s ridiculous assertion that when it comes to Sarah Palin conservatives are more compassionate than liberals, I have to correct him. It is not that we are less compassionate, it is that we are less easy to fool. You see, unlike conservatives, when a woman puts a pillow under her scarf and tells us she is seven months pregnant and then produces a borrowed child to prove that she was not lying, liberals tend to be a tad skeptical. After all, as my previous post illustrates, we ARE the intelligent ones.

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Rupert Murdoch calls in Bill O’Reilly and "pollster" Frank Luntz to provide cover for yet another Palin misstep.

No More Surveys About Sarah Palin Please

A survey has revealed that the majority of Americans think Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president . This survey wildly misses the point of Sarah Palin, and the tea party movement she inspires – both are ideological, not political. You may have noticed that Palin can do whatever she likes. She can evade taxes, lie outright, stand next to animals being slaughtered, display stupendous ignorance and inexperience, and still her followers bay for her. This mystifies journalists and pundits, so they commission surveys about it. The mistake they (we) make is to try and apply normal standards of debate to the far right-wing. The movement they most resemble is not the Boston Tea Party, which had a clear political and economic agenda. It is the extreme ideological groups they profess to dislike the most — Islamic extremists and the far left. It may seem like an overblown comparison. After all the Taliban oppressed, tortured and killed millions in a war-torn nation. And Palin is, for all of the vitriol she generates, no Stalin. But here are the similarities: They all arise in times of trouble: economic and social turmoil is, almost by definition, confusing and difficult. People seek clarity. Extremism is a form of clarity. They all value ideological purity over intellect or skill: Mullah Omar, the one-eyed leader of the Taliban when they came to power in the 1990s, had never left Afghanistan and had read almost nothing but the Koran. No one cared. He rode to power on a wave of national discontent that sought single-mindedness after years of confusion. They all share a feeling of oppression: Palin used the word revolution when addressing the tea party conference in Nashville — there is the sense that tea-partyers and Palinites feel they are rising up against a government that doesn’t know, or care, what they think. Communism spread, in similar but far more extreme circumstances, on the back of the Russian revolution. In Afghanistan, in the 1990s, very legitimate and thoughtful governments – like Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and, to an extent, the US — began to back the Taliban for reasons of personal expediency. America in 2010 is a moderate and sophisticated democracy, far removed from that war-torn nation, or from post-revolution Russia. But, on a much smaller scale, the Republican party has made a similar deal with the devil. It’s time we admitted that and stopped wasting the time of pollsters and analysts.

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Scott Brown: Nude in Cosmopolitan!

Scott Brown is a Massachusetts State Senator and U.S. Senate candidate vying to replace the late Ted Kennedy in a special election taking place today.

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Hipster of the Decade: The Final Round

We are shaking things up—”hipster” style! Our Hipster of the Decade poll has been subject to various schemes and machinations . Now, we’re starting a brand new Hipster of the Decade poll with our five finalists . Vote now or die! For full descriptions see here.

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Joe Francis: Gawker’s Douche of the Decade

With, let’s say, 140% of the vote reporting , we are deeply ashamed to announce that Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis is Gawker’s Douche of the Decade . Joe Francis got his start selling Faces of Death -style cheapo death-and-violence videos on late-night TV. After he found that licensing Mardi Gras footage proved even more popular, and perhaps easier to self-produce, he set about creating an empire of intoxicated ambiguously consensual exploitation.

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Who Is the Hipster of the Decade?

Yea, we know the word “hipster” is played out. That’s exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade

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Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only

Yesterday we offered you 15 exquisite choices in our quest to find who, pray tell, is the douchiest douchebag of the past decade.

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Who’s the Douche of the Decade?

This has been the Decade of the Douchebag. There’s no denying it.

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