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The Ta-Ta Towel is Here to Soak Up All Your Boob Sweat

All men love to stare at boobs.  But not all women like to have boobs, partially because, let's face it: Those suckers can sweat. A LOT. Such sweat can make for uncomfortable and awkward situations, but fear not, women around the world… … because The Ta-Ta Towel is here! This is a real product made specifically for your breasts and we just know you're anxious to read all about it below. Go ahead and do so now: 1. Here It Is The item was created by Erin Robinson, a person with breasts who says a first date was once ruined due to an influx of boob sweat. 2. It’s Versatile Made of ultra-soft rayon liner with sensitive nipples in mind, the product absorbs any breast milk that might leak out during feeding. This item isn’t just about aethetics, in other words. 3. You Can Wear It in Public Heck, it covers up more than most bikini tops these days. 4. Now You Can Lounge by the Pool in Comfort! No one even has to know you’re wearing a towel as an article of poolside clothing. 5. What’s the Cost? $45. Yes, that’s a lot for a towel. But, again, this is a towel YOU CAN WEAR. 6. The Internet is Psyched Especially because sizes range from C cups all the way to H cups. View Slideshow

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Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day

There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct… Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down…. Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix…. The post Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it. If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits… Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”… The post Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits… The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it… I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant… Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all… The post Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Blair And Vanessa Hanson Make A Great Tag Team

Apparently the UFC held another one of their pool parties in Las Vegas to celebrate Fight Week, and I guess Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were busy, because instead, only the B squad showed up. But I have to say, I’m pretty impressed by  Chrissy Blair and Vanessa Hanson here. Sure, they may be the UFC’s second-string ring girls, but you know, with a little hard work, dedication and more smoking hot bikini pictures, these two could work their way up my UFC hottie rankings in no time. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Meet Hottie Lexi Atkins

I know I’m supposed to be up-to-date on all the latest up-and-coming hotties, but I can’t say I know too much about Lexi Atkins here. Well, besides the fact that after seeing these pictures of her at the premiere of her new movie Ted 2 , I want to get to know her a whole lot better. According to my research, Lexi’s got a pretty big part in this movie too — she plays a character named “Waitress.” I had my fingers crossed for “Hot Girl at the Pool,” but maybe they’re saving that for the third one. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

McKinney, Texas: Thug Cop Manhandles Teen Girl In Bathing Suit After Racist Fight [Video]

McKinney Cop Recorded Slamming Teen Girl Following Racially Charged Fight How can people be surprised that people of color have an intense dislike of police and authority figures when videos like this are appears almost daily? Via Mediaite At least one police officer has been put on leave in McKinney, Texas after video emerged of him pushing a bystander down and drawing his weapon. The incident occurred Friday when police responded to disturbance call at a community pool. According to the McKinney PD the officers were called because a number of “teens,” also commonly known as “youths,” from outside the neighborhood were using the pool. On its Facebook page the department said a “large crowd” refused to comply with their orders, at which point multiple backup units responded. At some point, according to the cops, a fight broke out between the teens. For the record “commonly known as” should only be used for animals and things, not people. These are children, not a rare species of wolves. However, bystanders told BuzzFeed that the teens had been invited there as part of an end-of-school party, and had guest passes. Some witnesses said nearby parents were upset at the presence of African Americans, presumably from another part of town, at the pool, and said it was actually adults who started the fight, telling the kids to go back to “Section 8 [public] housing.” “I think a bunch of white parents were angry that a bunch of black kids who don’t live in the neighborhood were in the pool,” said the 15-year-old who shot the video. “Everyone who was getting put on the ground was black, Mexican, Arabic. [The cop] didn’t even look at me. It was kind of like I was invisible.” In the video one officer is seen pushing a girl down onto a sidewalk and then drawing his firearm when others approached. “You hit me for no reason,” the girl is heard to yell. The video below is very likely to piss you off. WTF is up with the front flip/roll?!?! SMFH. Flip the page to see more footage which shows what could be the racist white women who witnesses referred to. Image via YouTube

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Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day

The exciting thing about pictures of girls underwater when not shot with the right camera is how distorted and stretched out their bodies are…reminiscent of something we used to call scramble porn…back before digital TV and the internet…where cable companies would block out the peope who didn’t buy porn with a scrambled picture…but audio feed that would lead people like me into the dark world of pornography…with one stretched out blue tit in the top left of the scream set to the sountrack of fake porn orgasms.. Well this is the pool picture of that…Miley in a bikini..but where’s her nipple and where’s her vagina…or is this about her face…or is this more erotic for people with a drowning fetish thanks to that one time at camp….where they came holding their breath while skinny dipping with their camp councillors…or some shit… All this to say, who fucking cares…I’m not posting this cuz I care…seriously…I’m trying to do other things here but I’m stuck in a trap I call DrunkenStepfather…not to mention, I’ve seen this vapid Miley cunt naked before..why would some selfie in the pool be something I find exciting….stop judging me. The post Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner: Soaking and Seductive on Instagram

Kylie Jenner is using her possibly fake boobs to celebrate the fake start of summer. With talk circulating around the Internet of a Kylie Jenner boob job , the reality star didn’t do much to quell that chatter by posting a couple new photos online during Memorial Day Weekend. In each image, the 16-year old is wearing jeans while in the pool for some reason, showing off her cleavage and rocking a seductive expression. Kylie simply mentioned the Twitter handles of her glam team as a caption to the photos, letting followers use their imagination for how they’d wish to describe these poses. Before you go ahead and get too creative, remember: Kylie Jenner is 16 years old. We shudder to think that she’s actually gotten her breasts enhanced already, but we also can’t exactly take her word for it. Jenner spent months claiming her lips were 100% real… only to eventually admit that she uses temporary lip fillers . It’s almost as if you can’t believe anything about this famous family at all, huh? Shocking, we know. View Slideshow: 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Justin Bieber Shirtless Pictures 2015

Shirtless Justin Bieber was the envy of men everywhere as he mingled with a group of bikini-clad beauties by the pool at Fountainbleu Miami Beach hotel in Florida on Friday. The Never Say Never singer suffered no lack of beautiful company as he sunned by the pool at Fountainbleu Miami Beach hotel in Florida on Friday. But fast forward a few hours the beauties were singing another tune and the singer found himself surrounded in police instead. Justin, who#39;s freshly legal to drink … was

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