Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show Off Their Bodies In Miami With Mally Mal As you can see Amber dgaf about leaving anything to the imagination during her weekend in Miami . She wore a sheer bikini with a matching mesh coverup for a day poolside with friends, including “Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood” alleged pimp Mally Mal He and Taz must’ve had plenty to talk about… And we know Nikki Baby was nearby but, should she be concerned about how much her boo was in Amber’s ear? Hit the flip for more photos from the weekend INFPhotos
Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…
Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna… I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…
Kristin Cavallari posed as “naughty” while her husband NFL#39;s Jay Cutler posed as “nice” in a Holiday photo shared on Instagram Friday. “Ugly sweater party to benefit The Jay Cutler Foundation. Thanks to everyone that came! #charity #diabetes #type1,” the mom of two captioned the fun, festive snap in honor of Cutler, who suffers from type one diabetes. In another snap, the former Laguna Beach star joked around with a pal and wrote on the photo, “The funny thing is I#39;m actually sober @sbie
Using the Train as a Toilet… Australians VS Police Who Want a Breath Test Do Keeps the Pace for Bike Racers Homemade Speedboat Race Fail Idiot Jumps His Scooter I Want TO Bang the Girl Who Flipped Her Car Dude Who Eats Lizards… Firemen Save a Horse from the Pool HEADIS Football Fn Loses Her Shit… The Boiling Water Bucket Challenge Dude is a Lunatic
Yuck on yuck on yuck !!! Old Man Dressed In Women’s Busted For Shaking His Genitals Out Window Via WTSP reports: Deputies in Hernando County say they’ve arrested an 81-year-old resident of an assisted living facility for exposing himself to people from his apartment window. According to the Sheriff’s Office, 81-year-old Fred Reede came to his bedroom window Monday afternoon at the Vista Grand Assisted Living Facility, which overlooks a swimming pool. Reede allegedly was wearing a bright red bra and panties, and he then exposed himself, shaking his genitals at the residents in the pool area. The person who called deputies says he was at the pool with his young children at the time. The children did not see what happened, but the parent had to get them out of the pool and leave the facility. Another witness told investigators she had seen Reede on with a “bikini” top and no bottoms on. She said it was not the first time she had seen the resident dressed this way. When deputies met with Reede, they say he was wearing hot pink panties and a hot pink bra. Reede allegedly told them he did not expose himself in any way, but admitted he occasionally does wear the women’s undergarments while standing in front of his bedroom window. The property manager told investigators she had previously counseled Reede in the past that he could wear whatever underwear he wanted, but needed to keep his window shades down while doing so. Reede was arrested and charged with one count of exposure of sexual organs. SMH!!!!!
Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Guess These Cakes These caramel-colored cakes were spotted taking a donkalicious dip in the pool while soaking up some sun in the process. They belong to certain well-endowed PYT who got her start on the small-screen before later making her way into the wonderful world of business ventures and endorsements as the female face of a well-known urban clothing brand as well as one of her own. Any guesses yet? Peep page 2 to see if you know your cakes….
INSTAGRAM hates me. I take a picture of a hot ass in a string bikini by the pool, and they delete it like it is porn…making me think that if this is the porn the people at instagram jerk off to, those motherfuckers need to get fucked…I mean shit, with all those billions, hire some fucking hookers and learn that a string bikini is not a strap on being shoved into a dude…especially when that string bikini happened…by the pool and my phone captured it in HD… Here are stepLINKS… Today Red Lipstick…. GO Peter O’Toole Has Died… GO Jon Stewart on White Santa…. GO Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds GO Batman Invades Your Favorite Christmas Movies GO People VS Wind in Norway GO 15 Pokemon Sex Moves…. GO Elizabeth Olsen does Vogue GO Start the Week with Amateur Self Fisting GO 12 Things Didnt Know Justin Bieber GO Girl Dressed Like Santa…Stipping… GO A Buffalo Fights Back…. GO Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn GO News Anchor Hates his Job…
Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys… But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios.. I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.
