Here’s hottie Sarah Hyland busting out her cleavage-in-training at some Audi event kicking off Emmy Week 2013, which fingers crossed will be dominated by Modern Family again this year. And not because I love the show, but because it means we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of Sarah and her cleavage mentor Sofia Vergara . Me and the Little Tuna are big fans of those two. Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know anything about this Andrea Rincon or Chilanga Surf , but so far I’m seriously digging both. Apparently in addition to being a model, Andrea is also a DJ, though if you ask me, that’s a total waste of her talent. And by talent, I mean her booty and her popsicle-eating skills, because they’re both some of the best I’ve ever seen. I wonder if Andrea’s available for parties.
Usually I’m no fan of seeing my favorite MILFs out with their little brats, but I think you can probably figure out why I’m willing to make an exception for these pictures of Alyssa Milano . How come when I try to get women to take a taste of my popsicle, I get slapped or hit with a restraining order, but when a kid does it, they’re game? Hmm. Maybe the key is using an actual popsicle. I’ll keep that in mind for next time. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on…. So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle. Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion… Romantic Popsicle Sucking… Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying… Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be… Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh? An Asian and her Popsicle… Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle… Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle.. Big Lips on a Popsicle…. Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle… Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle… One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle… Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…
I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on…. So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle. Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion… Romantic Popsicle Sucking… Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying… Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be… Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh? An Asian and her Popsicle… Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle… Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle.. Big Lips on a Popsicle…. Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle… Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle… One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle… Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…
Hey, Lady Gaga is just calling it like she sees it. Or at least like Jo Calderone, her male alter ego who performed at the MTV VMAs last night, sees it. Jo put on quite the show on stage, but also in the press room, where he weighed in with some, um, interesting remarks about Britney Spears. Asked if he would hook up with Britney, Calderone said this … “Well, maybe if she wants to, you know what I’m saying … She is f–king hot. Britney’s f–king hot. I don’t know. Gaga is my girl, but Britney’s f–king hot – this is f–king Britney Spears! Didn’t you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?” Okay then. As for who the heck Jo Calderone – an anagram of “Alejandro” – thinks he is and where he came from, the drag version of Gaga had this to say: “I am from Jersey,” he said. “My family is from Palermo, Sicily. I’m not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I’m just some guy.” But don’t call him a “guido.” He wasn’t happy when someone did. Perhaps he’s not a fan of Jersey Shore , where that’s a compliment? “I’m not a f–king guido!” Jo snarled. “What? You don’t like Italians? What the f–k is the matter with you? I am just a guy, you know.” “I just wanted to show my girl how much I love her. That’s all.” Jo said that Lady Gaga asked him to represent her at the VMAs. The 25-year-old Born This Way singer tweeted this morning, “To win 2VMAs, Best Video with a Message + Best Female Video for Born This Way means the world. I have never believed in a work so much.” We think it was Gaga. Apparently you never can tell. [Photo: WENN.com]
The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today . The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian . Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it’s appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online: “I’m so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I’m going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!” And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up: While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body! Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! 😉 Seriously, Doug Hutchison , there’s something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.
It’s not officially a New Year without checking in with David Hasselhoff to see what kind of smut he’s peddling now that he’s irrelevant. At least, that’s what I’ve decided today after seeing pictures of him promoting some free sample ice cream on Bondi Beach in Australia, with a bunch of girls dressed like they are on Baywatch, like he was the ex-convict at Costco, or the retired grandma at WalMart, trying to get you to try free samples of the latest processed meat product they are hustling. This is some desperation that either comes from needing money in a seriously major way, you know to buy his booze and pay for his fat kids to eat, or maybe he just likes the attention he’s getting from a handful of young promo bitches in their one pieces, like he is some college star who never made it visiting his college town telling stories of his glory days…you know what I am getting at…. Whatever the movtivation is, I’m down with this lack of shame hustle, it’s inspiring. Dude’s loving every seconf of it, despite how bottome feeding it seems to be. We all need to be a little more like David Hasselhoff this 2011, sucking his popsicle with pride….