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Kate Gosselin will be one of the contestants on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars , according to reports. This poses an interesting dilemma: How do they even introduce her on the show? Mother of eight? Bitchy single former reality star? Shameless, self-promoting author with awful hair? In any case, the official Dancing With the Stars cast announcement will be made this evening as a cross-promotion with The Bachelor season finale. “I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a terribly sad sight,” said the grating mother of eight on the Jay Leno Show recently. Which begs the question: what would Gosselin do with her kids during the hours of grueling daily rehearsals for the reality competition show? FEAR THE PORCUPINE : Whatever that is on her head, it is a force to be reckoned with as Kate Gosselin is ready to kick ass and take names on Dancing with the Stars . She will actually prepare her routines in Pennsylvania , near where she lives, instead of in the show’s rehearsal studios on the West Coast, according to sources: “Kate’s the kind of woman who will do whatever is necessary for her children. It’s great for her to be on the show, but only in a way that benefits her family.” The show was willing to make such a concession since producers believe she will be a ratings bonanza for Dancing with the Stars , and they’re probably right. Kate is now the primary breadwinner for her brood, as the legal battle waged by Jon Gosselin against TLC ate up a big chunk of his money – and notoriety. He can’t do any more TV appearances now until they cut him loose. Which pretty much takes away his only source of revenue – being a douche, but on TV.

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Report: Kate Gosselin Joins Dancing with the Stars