Bar Refaeli bores me….even when she’s in a bikini and doing handstands flaunting her boring model ass that is tainted by A-List cock because that’s how she made herself relevant, I mean that, and her big tits, and the fact that she was Jewish and the jewish people always succeed, especially when they are good looking, because they give the Jewish guys, who have been raised to think they need to marry Jewish girls a beacon of hope, that maybe, just maybe she’ll be the one…her or Natalie Portman… Either way, these pics bore me…she’s old, she’s back in the motherland, and really, bikinis aren’t enough excitement for a guy who has been posting this shit for a fucking decade. Step it up, stomp the yard, even though she’ll likely just marry a rich dude and spend his money shopping because he made the mistake of giving her a credit card to prevent her from complaining about everything from the new iPhone update, to their daughter’s boyfriend….to their friends
Courtney Stodden has it all figured out. She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…
If you would have asked me a month ago who Farrah Abraham was, I wouldn’t have had a clue, but girl put out a sex tape and for some reason it was newsworthy. Personally, I like my porn stars hot and judging by this overly produced video I put together, so do the fans who showed up at Exxxotica 2013 .
(click the picture to see the NSFW porn clip) The Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, Superstar Backdoor Mom – porno movie has finally dropped, and it is full of teen mom pussy….wet Teen Mom pussy that you can see and hear getting fucked by a dildo in a car, begging for James Deen’s professional porn dick, that you can see in the shower, or that you can see getting it from behind in a a bed talking nonsense but most importantly – Squirting. She’s got all the fucking moves. I may be in love. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK She’s 21, she’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just into being a pornstar, because usually when 16 year old girls get pregnant, they are the early developer, sex addict, horny all the time, damaged cuz their dad’s or uncles touched them inappropriately, that by 21, equipped with fake tits, they are ready to take on the porn world. It’s a classic porn backstory. Did I mention there’s squirting….I am in love. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK I just don’t get why she’s pretending this is a leaked sex tape, or anything but a porn, when she decided to shoot it with a pornstar, she needs to embrace her talents….did I mention she squirts….and take over the porn game. But why analyze, when instead we can watch the biggest thing in porn today, someone who I am sure will have another performance, as this is going to be her career, unlike Kardashian who just used it to get a TV show thanks to being spun as the violated victim, despite ultimately, just being a porn slut. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning! This is the hottest sex tape I think I’ve ever seen, even if it’s just a porn clip, it’s amazing, she’s good. Did I mention she squirts. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Don’t be embarrassed girl, that was fucking sexy…
Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard…. I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats….. That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
