You know the world is fucking doomed when your thinspiration is the fat troll from The Jersey Shore you assumed died of a drug overdose or possible choking on a herpes ridden dick during childbirth, because despite being played up to be a pile of shit of a human for the sake of entertainment, she was a pile of shit of a human….is your Thinspiration. She is all that is wrong with the American dream…and here she is straight flexing…unfortunately, this pics don’t involve her flash card suicide. PS – stop masturbating to these…you freak. I know I should be more respectful when talking to high school drop out trash who are New York Times Best sellers thanks to the world being fucking doomed… Unfortunately, all I see is red…but on the positive side of things…at least she’s not fat..cuz a fat Snooki is worse than a fit one…I know, doesn’t seem possible does it…cuz everything Snooki does is fucking tragic.
Justin Bieber has some advice to offer his fans. Not about dating. And definitely not about driving. But about finances and how to avoid falling into a financial rut. The singer has signed a deal with SpendSmart, the company behind a debit card for teenagers, and he’s here to offer such sage words as: “You know when I was a kid, we didn’t have a lot of money, so me and my family had to watch the money that we spent. I learned if you have $100 or $100 million – if you spend more than you have, you’re going to go broke.” How very true, people. Look for Justin Bieber videos espousing this product to appear on the artist’s YouTube page later this week. In the promotional spots, Bieber urges fans to “have a talk with your family about money,” adding: “Managing your money is important and there’s a great company that can help you do that called SpendSmart.” Hey, unlike Kim Kardashian , at least Bieber is up front about his shilling. Oh, and his contract with SpendSmart is for a cool $3.5. So he clearly knows a thing or two about making money.
Spring has sprung, which means longer days, warmer temperatures, the occasional topless book club and flocks of birds migrating all over North America. In the video below, an adorable little girl in British Columbia, Canada, experiences this for the first time as hundreds of honking birds descend on her subdivision. Watch as the toddler exclaims inaccurately, “Look at all those chickens!” Look at All Those Chickens! NOTE : They are actually snow geese , passing through on their way back from wintering in the U.S. en route to their nesting grounds in the high arctic. In sort of related news … watch this Canadian goose chasing a gorilla !
We know he can place his hands on his cheeks and scream. But can Macaulay Culkin sing? We sort of have the answer to that question after an unexpected duet this week, as the actor joined friend Adam Green on stage during a concert in Great Britain. Watch them team up for a cover of The Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” now: Macaulay Culkin – “Kokomo” Culkin should probably stick to the big screen. But this is a guy who kinda recently broke up with Mila Kunis , so don’t be too harsh on him, people. He needs all the positive reinforcement he can get.
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Justin Bieber unleashed an epic rant on Twitter today, fresh off criticism leveled at the singer for often not wearing a shirt and for showing up late to a concert in London over the weekend. “Rumors, rumors and more rumors,” the singer wrote this morning. “Nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down.” But Justin was far from finished. Likely referencing talk that he’s dating British pop star Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke , he continued to rant about the tabloids, false stories – and the only entity that can judge him. “As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. we are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to eachother, so make up stories about fake fines and make no mention of the positive…. “Or say when i came out of my show with my shirt off because after performing for 2 hours i might be sweaty i was going into a club (really?), or any girl i stand next to is my girl or that i dont care, or that i dont feel, or that a 19 year old going to a club in europe is wild. “”I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass. but know this…im only judged by one power, and i serve him.” Finally, Bieber concluded: “So yeah I will continue being me. i will continue to serve, to perform, to care, to love, to smile, to dance, to play, to sing…and u are welcome to join, because i carry no hate. We got to much love for that. Im about the music.” he wrote, before finally concluding his social media outburst: “Now back to this music.” WOW. Sounds like JB could use a hug. Any takers out there?
These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way.. So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game… “OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it. But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….
I don’t know what is worse…Judge Judy in a bikini…or the fact that I am masturbating to it… This is from a recent appearance of Judge Judy on Katie Couric’s show…but it doesn’t matter why it happened…it just matters that it happened…. I would love to rub that dried up, loosed skin, menopause all over my face…but maybe that’s just cuz she annoys me so much on TV…with her attitude…that I want to punish her with a fine in the form of my genitals….
This is freaking me the fuck out…and you have to understand that I don’t fear skinny girls…if anything I support and endorse fitness/starvation / anything so that you don’t end up fat…but there comes a time where I guess being skinny is flawed, and as much as I hate admitting that…cuz LI love skin and bones…this fucking Spine is the shit nightmares are fucking made of…seriously…straight out of a horror movie….I don’t know what the cause of this is…but shit does not look fucking normal…and all I can think is how disturbing fucking her from behind would be…staring at that like it was an Alien creature ready to rip your fucking dick off… I find this really fucking WEIRD….and I have fucked some really fucking weird, questionable things, but on the positive side of things…her ass isn’t bad for a 50 year old mom….so if you focus on that…it’s almost as though that freakish back isn’t there haunting the rest of her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK
