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Shauna Sands Is Absolutely Disgusting But…

Here’s that piece of trash Shauna Sands out the other day doing what she does best, walking the streets like a low class hooker. I don’t normally like to post pictures of this mess, but for some reason today I had a craving for fake tits fake hair and fake celebrity. I’d still bang her. I know that’s probably the baker’s dozen or so gin and tonics talking and I don’t care, it’s true. Update – Upon sobering up and re-reading this post this morning, I ask you to kindly disregard everything mentioned above. Thank you. more pictures of Shauna Sands here

Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, if a bitch has a tattoo, she’s legal, because where I am from, you need to be 18 to get a tattoo unless you have parental conset and any parent who gives their kid consent to get a tattoo is not much of a parent at all, leading me to assume their 17 year old is more mature than the average 17 year old, not that 17 matters because I am in Canada and we can fuck 16 year olds as long as they are drunk enough to consent….and not think it is dirty… But I’m not allowed to post pictures of those glorious events, cuz that’s considered illegal and I’m cool with that…because that law is the law I hope gets Perez Hilton arrested for posting pussy pics of Miley (google them) that got him tons of press, when if someone like me was to post the shit, I’d be arrested, cuz life isn’t fair… Here is 17 year old Disney trained pussy out in a bikini. Based on her body, it’s safe to say she’s going to end up being thick as fuck, so take it when you can, before it’s too late….cuz I can tell this is her prime. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Katy Perry’s Boobs Keep Up The Good Work

Earlier today I had pictures of Katy Perry’s hipster boobs spilling out all over the children at the Nickleodeon Kids’ Choice Awards while some douche played grab ass with her. Now I’ve got those same boobs making an appearance at some chubby blogger’s birthday party. I wonder if Katy realizes that I’m a blogger, I have birthdays and I might actually appreciate her big boobs showing up to my party once and a while. The only people coming to my events are my mother and the prostitute I’ve hired for the evening, I tell mom Laquisha and I went to grade school together. It can be somewhat uncomfortable.

Holly Madison’s Boobs Can Come In Handy

I don’t know what this event is for, but I’m glad that Playboy Playmate Holly Madison’s big boobies decided to show up. Holly’s boobs are very special to me, we go way back, so I get a little choked up sometimes when I see them all dressed up in a bikini top on the red carpet. I’m just so proud of them. If I was terminally ill, I think I would want to be smothered to death by her boobs. I think she would do it too, she seems very compassionate. I know this because her likes include the color pink and playing with her dog and her dislikes are watching bloggers die of insufferable diseases without ever feeling the sweet sweet softness of Holly Madison’s boobs on their face. Thankfully I’m not in that situation, but it’s probably a good idea if we go through some practice runs just in case. The safe word is applejacks.

Adrianne Curry Knows How To Use Twitter

I have to hand it to Adrianne Curry , she’s pretty much a nobody and yet she still manages get on this site on a regular basis. The girl just knows how to use Twitter can make you famous, post pictures of your boobs, send them to me and you might make it on the site. It’s as simple as that.

Jessica Simpson Gets a Facial of the Day

Well this picture is a huge fucking disappointment….not that I thought Jessica Simpson would actually post pictures of her getting cumshots to her face, but you never fucking know with these crazy bitches who crave male attention cuz they can’t keep a man and their baby sister has already started a family, while they are stuck nurturing a fear of dying along..

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Jayde Nicole In Her Slutty Eighties Outfit

I don’t know why I keep posting pictures of Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole . Actually that’s not true, I know exactly why I post pictures of her, because she’s got nice set of big boobs and she tends to dress in outfit’s you’d commonly associate with sluts from the eighties. The other day she was out in an old school Madonna inspired slutty lingerie combo and now she’s in some strategically torn leggings on her way to some douche club… Take me with you princess.

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Ass Feeds the Meter of the Day

I guess it was a slow day in celebrity sluts being sluts because everywhere I look I see these Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass in tight jeans feeding the meter and I don’t fucking get it. Maybe people are into the way the pants hug her cunt, or maybe they like that she looks like she’s wearing a wig cuz they have a bald girl fetish cuz bald girls are always fun to cum all over, or maybe they like the leader of the suburban mall emo girl even though suburban mall emo girls are fucking annoying even when they suck your dick with their pierced tongue, or maybe they like knowing a baby has passed through this young body proving that she fucks, or that her she has a hot sister and faggot husband, or they like flat ass or maybe they just miss her recording career she thought she could pull off cuz her sister did. I just know they bore me…. Pics via Fame

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Cheryl Tweedy Might Want To Have That Removed

Most of my readers already know how much I absolutely love Cheryl Tweedy so any chance I get to post pictures of her I take, even if she’s wearing a dress I can really do without. Massive shoulders pads

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Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Need More Exposure

I got these pictures of Lindsay Lohan on her way to, you guessed it, some party but I’m not all that impressed with them. She looks alright, other than the retarded vest she’s wearing, but I’m not seeing enough skin. Winter sucks! Hopefully the global warming Al Gore has been promoting will kick in soon so we can get these hotties in some skimpier outfits

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