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Sara Jean Underwood’s Amazing Tight Body

I can’t help but post pictures of this Sara Jean Underwood hottie, I can’t help myself, even if they are crappy low quality Twitter pictures. The girls body is tight! Here she is in her sexy little sports bra and short shorts hanging out with a bunch of perverts dressed as over sized teddy bears. Is this one of those sex parties where everyone dresses up in furry mascot costumes and pretends to hump each other like they’re wild forest creatures? And if so, how can I get an invitation?

Amanda Seyfried Works It In Her Spandex

I know I said that I wouldn’t post pictures of Amanda Seyfried until she stopped wearing her disgusting sweatpants and stained t-shirts and started to sex it up a little, but I like the girl and I thought that I’d make an exception. Here she is doing a little exercise in a nice tight pair of spandex leggings and a tank top. Not exactly a mini skirt and tube top, but I’ll take what I can get. Besides, exercise equals a toner, fitter body. I’m alright with that.

Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Piece

I love this Sara Jean Underwood chick, I post pictures from her photoshoots every chance I get, so seeing her out on the town in a sexy little dress is a nice treat. She’s hot, I prefer her half naked in her bikini, but even almost fully clothed she looks amazing. I’d let her take me out on a date and show me off to all her friends and if she’s really nice to me maybe I’d let her get to first base. In this case, first base is pretty much anything she wants. Call me.

April Bowlby Needs To Bring Back The Candy

I wanted to post pictures of this April Bowlby woman because I’ve always liked her, not because she’s a good actress or anything, but because I’ve always thought she was sexy. I guess I should explain, she used to play a hot bimbo named Candy on Two and a Half Men and was the only reason anyone should watch the show (here’s a video to refresh your memory), that’s the chick I found sexy, this one at the premiere of From Prada To Nada is just alright. Please bring Candy back.

Hilary Duff Without Makeup… Still Hot

This isn’t exactly how I like to see my sweet sweet Hilary Duff , without makeup and wearing fat chick period pants, but I rarely turn down a chance to post pictures of her on the site so I’ll take it. I’m actually kind of impressed, sure she’s not looking her normal hot as hell self in tight clothing and fancy face paint, but she actually still kind of looks good. Not many women can say that. Do you think Kim Kardashian looks good without her makeup and ass-lifting underwear? I don’t think so. Well done Hilary… Let’s try not to let this happen too often.

Britney Spears Needs To Get Back To Basics

I had a real struggle trying to decide whether or not I wanted to post these pictures of Britney Spears , she’s not doing anything or flashing anything or even standing next to a hot friend. Nothing! I’m so bored with this chick. If she keeps this kind of crap up, no photographers are going to follow her around anymore, no celebrity blogs are going to post pictures of her anymore and eventually nobody is going to go to any of her concerts anymore. It’s a slippery slope princess. Show us your boobs…. I’m waiting.

Sophie Turner’s Cleavage Is Talented

I know that even though Sophie Turner is working hard at becoming a celebrity, staging bikini pictures and probably banging producers, she’s not quite there yet. that being said, I’m still going to post pictures of her because I think she has lots of potential. Lots and lots of potential… Soft, tanned motorboatable potential. You see where I’m going with this.

JWoWW aka Jenni Farley’s Big Old Boobies

Obviously the Jersey Shore chicks are absolute train wrecks and it’s only a matter of time before their spray tanned bubble bursts and they get back to working at Hooter or whatever the New Jersey knock off version of Hooters is, but until then I’m going going to post pictures of this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chick because I like morons with massive boobs. It’s a pretty simple formula, put massive soft boobies on an idiot and I’m all over it. Call me.

Ashley Greene’s Butt Needs A Helping Hand

Ashley Greene is one of my new favorite hotties, so even on the rare occasion where she’s dressed like it’s her “special” time of the month and she’s having a particularly heavy flow day, I’m still going to post pictures of her. In every relationship, even if it’s one sided and over the information super highway, there are going to be days where your true feelings for a woman are tested. Like when she slaps you in the sack for eating all the ice cream when all you were trying to do was save her ass from getting too large. This is one of those days. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Elizabeth Hurley’s Awesome MILF Cleavage

It doesn’t take much to get me to post pictures of Elizabeth Hurley , I’ve loved her for something like twenty years, but throw in some super MILF cleavage and I’m all over it. Here she is at some event for hot older women and the men who love them showing the world exactly why she’s still queen of the MILFs. I could get lost in that cleavage, I’d wander around in complete bliss for days searching for a way out, all the while knowing in my heart I don’t ever want to find it. Good times.