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Patrick Kennedy Cut Off After Six Vodka Shots [Lightweights]

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Handling your liquor in public can be hard. But it can get really tough right after giving a speech about your personal history of substance abuse. Just ask Rep. Patrick Kennedy ; he tried and was cut off at the bar. More

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Your Guide to the Arizona Boycott: Porn, Sky Mall, and P.F. Chang’s [Protests]

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So you want to protest Arizona’s stupid new immigration law by boycotting the state, like San Francisco did . Okay. Can you live without Sky Mall , P.F. Chang’s , domain-name registration and internet pornography? More

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How to Survive Your Next Senate Testimony [Field Guide]

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today was Goldman Sach’s big day in front of the Senate Subcommittee on Investigations—The C.S.I. of Senate subcommittees. From Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein , we’ve complied an illustrated guide on how to comport yourself at your next Senate testimony. More

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‘This Is Alabama. We Speak English.’ [That’s Racist]

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Republican Tim James is running for governor of Alabama, and he hates foreign languages. In this ad, he sneeringly announces, “This is Alabama. We speak English. If you want to live here, learn it.” What a jerk. More

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Kerri Strug Lands Men Like They’re Vaults [Altarcations]

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Did you hear that Olympic gymnast and famous ankle-breaker Kerri Strug got married this weekend? She did, and it was in the New York Times. Which means our resident weddings expert Phyllis Nefler will judge it like a floor routine. More

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"I’m Sorry, Megan" Sign Guy’s Girlfriend Speaks Out [Sign Guy]

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last Friday, Jeff Ragsdale stood in Madison Square Park with a sign that said “I WAS VERBALLY ABUSIVE I’M SORRY, MEGAN”. Some ( including us ) suggested this was a publicity stunt. MEGAN has confirmed it was legit.

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"I’m Sorry, Megan" Sign Guy’s Girlfriend Speaks Out [Sign Guy]

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More Than 20 People Passed As Homeless New York Man Bled To Death [Sad]

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last Sunday, 32 year-old Hugo Alfredo Tale-Yax was stabbed while coming to the aid of a woman being attacked by a knife-wielding assailant. He bled to death on a Queens sidewalk as almost 25 pedestrians walked by. More

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Why Do the Islamic Extremists Who Hate South Park Also Hate Triscuits? [Triscuitgate]

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today Revolution Muslim , the Islamic Group who posted a veiled threat against South Park this week, called us ” Darwinist faggots who are as despicable as the rest, walking around eating your Triscuits .” But, we wondered, why Triscuits? More

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An Investigation into Kate Hudson’s Maybe-Fake Breasts [Anatomy Of A Rumor]

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A supermodel says she’s “praying over Kate’s boobs.” Spencer Pratt says they’re still too small. Everyone’s got an opinion on Kate Hudson ‘s boobs—but are they really fake? Or is she pregnant ? An photographic investigation featuring celebrity witness testimony. More

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Breaking Up on Facebook: A User’s Guide to the Most Efficient Way to Break a Heart [How To]

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For the first time in human history, we can break hearts with the touch of a button, without even sharing air space. How to know if dumping your significant other with a status update is right for you. More

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