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Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day

Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over. But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done…. Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore. The post Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandria Vera is My Kind of Teacher of the Day

I am sure you’ve already heard the story of Alexandria Vera who was on the run for having a relationship with her 13 year old student – that was sexual in nature – and that his family approved of….who recently turned herself in… She got pregnant with the teen, but terminated the pregnancy because that’s just bad for business when you’re a teacher…and the whole thing is funny, because every guy knows that if they had a 24 year old teacher willing to fuck them everyday – we would… All my teachers were old as fuck and had no interest in fucking me, or me fucking them, but this is the modern generation where 14 year olds watch porn, run game, and hit puberty young enough to know how to destroy some broken bitch… She’s already got a 6 year old daughter, she didn’t have much to say to the press, but she now faces 25 years to 99 years in jail…and rightfully so, she’s some chubby mexican looking bitch with downs syndrome…who can’t control her pervert pussy…and if she was a dude who knocked up a 13 year old girl…he’d be fucking LYNCHED… Unfortunately I’d still fuck her…because 24 year olds aren’t that bad…even when they are fucking bad…sexual deviant..predators…amazing…I bet the 13 year old kid is the coolest dude in the playground… Everyone is calling her the “hot teacher”….and the reality is that she’s hot to common Americans…but she’s really not that hot, just hot enough to not be fucking 13 year olds… In other news, Kate Moss is rumored to be dating an 18 year old, creepy maybe…but legal…and not worth going to prison over – since those 5 years are the crucial years in not being a fucking sex offender… The post Alexandria Vera is My Kind of Teacher of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby – Unless she already terminated the pregnancy… Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her…. But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!! Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies… The post Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Freakazoid Middle School Teacher On The Run For Getting Pregnant With Student’s Child “She Is In Love” [Video]

She look kinda fly…why would she mess with a boy? She could surely find a man with the qualities she is sprung on…right? A middle school teacher is wanted by authorities, accused of sexually abusing a child. There’s a warrant out for her arrest. Alexandria Vera was an English teacher at Aldine ISD’s Stovall Middle School. According to court documents, last summer Vera met a 13-year-old boy who was a student in her 8th grade English class during summer school. A sexual relationship reportedly developed. Vera claims she and the teen are in love, and she’s been introduced to his family as his girlfriend, court documents state. The boy’s parents are reportedly accepting of the relationship, including Vera in family gatherings. Parents at the middle school are sounding off about the accusations. “I have chills just because of this — just think that the teacher would even do something like this,” parent Mary Claycomb said. One student told Eyewitness News that other students would talk about Vera’s suspicious behavior with the teen boy. “He like grabbed her butt, and everybody saw it,” the student said. “And then they were talking about it.” Court documents go on to detail the fact that Vera allegedly became pregnant with the boy’s baby in January, and his family was said to be excited and supportive about the baby. But after an unexpected visit to the school by Child Protective Services in February, when Vera and the boy were questioned about their relationship, she reportedly became nervous and terminated the pregnancy. Vera is charged with continuous sexual abuse of a child, and is currently wanted for arrest. Aldine ISD issued the following statement: “Aldine ISD has been made aware that charges have been filed against a former Stovall Middle School teacher involved in inappropriate behavior with a male student. When the allegation was made in April, the teacher was immediately removed from the school and placed on administrative leave. Aldine ISD Police investigated the incident and turned their findings over to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office. The safety and security of Aldine ISD’s students and staff remains a priority of the school district.” ABC13

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Freakazoid Middle School Teacher On The Run For Getting Pregnant With Student’s Child “She Is In Love” [Video]

Freakazoid Middle School Teacher On The Run For Getting Pregnant With Student’s Child “She Is In Love” [Video]

She look kinda fly…why would she mess with a boy? She could surely find a man with the qualities she is sprung on…right? A middle school teacher is wanted by authorities, accused of sexually abusing a child. There’s a warrant out for her arrest. Alexandria Vera was an English teacher at Aldine ISD’s Stovall Middle School. According to court documents, last summer Vera met a 13-year-old boy who was a student in her 8th grade English class during summer school. A sexual relationship reportedly developed. Vera claims she and the teen are in love, and she’s been introduced to his family as his girlfriend, court documents state. The boy’s parents are reportedly accepting of the relationship, including Vera in family gatherings. Parents at the middle school are sounding off about the accusations. “I have chills just because of this — just think that the teacher would even do something like this,” parent Mary Claycomb said. One student told Eyewitness News that other students would talk about Vera’s suspicious behavior with the teen boy. “He like grabbed her butt, and everybody saw it,” the student said. “And then they were talking about it.” Court documents go on to detail the fact that Vera allegedly became pregnant with the boy’s baby in January, and his family was said to be excited and supportive about the baby. But after an unexpected visit to the school by Child Protective Services in February, when Vera and the boy were questioned about their relationship, she reportedly became nervous and terminated the pregnancy. Vera is charged with continuous sexual abuse of a child, and is currently wanted for arrest. Aldine ISD issued the following statement: “Aldine ISD has been made aware that charges have been filed against a former Stovall Middle School teacher involved in inappropriate behavior with a male student. When the allegation was made in April, the teacher was immediately removed from the school and placed on administrative leave. Aldine ISD Police investigated the incident and turned their findings over to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office. The safety and security of Aldine ISD’s students and staff remains a priority of the school district.” ABC13

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Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day

Bar Refaeli must still be big in Europe, I mean if you measured her she’d be big everywhere, all fat like she’s thrown in the towel thanks to her A-List hooking taking a backseat to settling down with a rich man and making babies… She’s still out there shamelessly promoting herself, not her underwear line today, but her pregnancy, probably planning on making the social media star so that she can tap into all the baby product money and mom market money – because she likes money…and money likes her, mainly because money is Jewish and Jewish men need to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy and those Jewish women should be model women instead of lawyer or accountant Jewish women – since it makes you look like you have more status at events…so a hot Jewish woman is more valuable than GOLD….and diamonds that dudes will surely have to buy… I guess I have higher expectations for Bikini models… The post Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Praises Brother: He’ll Be the Best Dad!

Rob Kardashian isn’t the only member of his family excited about the prospect of fatherhood. A day after Rob gushed over Blac Chyna and the “beautiful” baby his fiancee will give birth to later this year, Kim Kardashian was asked about her once-estranged sibling. Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online are surely aware that Kim once slammed Rob for having “no loyalty.” And now he’s set to marry one of his family’s chief rivals. No way could Kim be happy for him, right? WRONG. “It’s so exciting. It’s a really exciting time for him,” Kim told Entertainment Tonight at a party in Cannes on Thursday. She added:  “I think he’ll be the best dad. He’s really just such a good, good person.” Kardashian was in France to help celebrate the Cannes Film Festival, but don’t worry: She is not acting in any of the movies being shown there. Rob and Blac Chyna stunned the galaxy when they announced their pregnancy earlier this month, just a few weeks after getting engaged in April. This will be the reality star’s first child and the model’s second child; she has a three-year-old son named King Cairo with Tyga. So, are Kim and husband Kanye West passing on parenting advice to first-time-dad-to-be? “We give him – I think more me – gives him advice and it’s just been a really fun time,” Kardashian, a mother of two, replied. “I’m really happy for them. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts! Okay, fine. Great. Whatever. Enough with the baby talk. Let’s focus on what’s important: Kim’s weight!!!! She has finally achieved her weight loss goal, right ? “I have a few pounds still to go, but I want to be before pre-baby, like five years ago,” she explained. “In that, I still have 15 to go. But I’m happy and I feel confident and very happy.” Phew. We were really concerned there for a little while. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Selfies: A Birthday Suit Breakdown

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Miley Cyrus: PREGNANT With Liam Hemsworth’s Baby??

Who doesn’t love a good, old-fashioned shotgun wedding? Miley Cyrus is reportedly pregnant with Liam Hemsworth’s baby, which is why she’s been scurrying about making wedding plans, according to Life & Style . “It is very early on, but Miley has announced to a select group of friends that she’s expecting,” a source tells the magazine. “She’s been feeling nauseous all the time and knew deep down that she might be pregnant.” We knew it. Liam totally trapped her. The couple will be getting married very soon, because evidently Miley doesn’t want to sport much of a bump when she walks down the aisle. “Miley is quickly planning a summer wedding so that she’s not too far along in her pregnancy when they say ‘I do,’” the source adds. Earlier, we reported that the pair have already selected a destination for their nuptials . The two shall wed in Liam’s home country of Australia.  View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance! However, the seasons down under are the opposite of what they are in the U.S., so it’ll actually be a winter wedding. Still, it will undoubtedly prove a rousing affair, the theme for which will be “cowboy carnival.” Yup. That sounds about right. A source informed Us Weekly that Miley is booking bouncy houses as well. It’ll be a veritable heaven for Miley’s stoner friends. Last month, Hemsworth told reporters that he was not engaged, but later declined to comment when asked about marriage rumors. View Slideshow: 21 Surprising Celebrity Weddings

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Tyga Responds to Blac Chyna Pregnancy: What Did He Say??

Everybody breathe. We’re all just starting to settle down after hearing the news that indeed, for realsies this time, Blac Chyna is pregnant with Rob Kardashian’s baby . The newly engaged couple just announced the pregnancy about an hour ago on Instagram by posting this emoji of Blac: Yep, it’s happening. And word travels fast, because Blac’s ex-fiance and father of her first child, Tyga, has already wished them well on Instagram. “Congratulations,” he wrote alongside Blac’s pregnancy announcement, and included a celebratory party favor emoji.  We’re very curious what Tyga’s girlfriend Kylie Jenner thinks about his salutations, because the last time he offered his well wishes to the couple, she flipped out . After Rob and Blac got engaged, the rapper expressed his happiness for them on Twitter. “It makes me happy to see the mother of my son happy,” wrote Tyga, who shares a three-year-old son, King Cairo, with Blac. It pissed off Kylie, who had been feuding with Blac for more than a year, because she instructed him not to say anything until she did. Rumors that Blac was pregnant with Rob’s baby started circling almost since they first started dating in January. The last report surfaced about three weeks ago , and it looks as though it may have been accurate. Soooo, sometimes those gossip rags are right, y’all! Holy crud. There’s still no word on how far along Blac is, but most women wait until after the first trimester to make the announcement. That would mean Rob put a bun in that oven after about a month of dating. Sheesh. And we thought they rushed their engagement. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 14 Photos

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Kourtney Kardashian: Spotted Sporting a Baby Bump?!

To be honest, we have no idea what’s going on with Kourtney Kardashian’s love life at the moment. She was hooking up with Justin Bieber for a while, then it looked like she might get back together with Scott Disick, and now she appears to just be enjoying the single life. But naturally, that hasn’t stopped the Internet from claiming that the mother of three is knocked up again. A couple recent photos of Kourtney in a swimsuit have been making the rounds online, and some folks are already betting on self-consciously “unique” baby names. Rumors that  Kourtney is pregnant pop up pretty regularly. In fact, pretty much anytime that she’s not confirmed  to be expecting, someone in some corner of the Internet is speculating that Kourtney is knocked up. Mind you, Kourtney isn’t sporting anything that could really be called a belly in these photos, nor does she appear to have gained any weight. View Slideshow: 12 Ways Kourtney Kardashian Taught Us To Keep Our Cool There’s just the slightest shadow of something that could conceivably be called a bump. And when you’re talking about Kourtney Kardashian, that’s all it takes to get the rumor mill churning. We’re not saying for certain that Kourt’s  not knocked up, but if we had to guess, we would say it’s probably a simple food baby. Maybe she’s guilty of continuing to procreate with Scott Disick, but more likely, she’s guilty of not waiting 30 minuted between eating and swimming. But hey, if she is having a fourth kid, at least she’ll have Kim to tell her how to parent . We’re sure that never gets annoying at all. View Slideshow: 37 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

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