Say hello to the world’s number-one MILF. Sources confirm to E! News that Megan Fox has given birth to her first child, a son named Noah Shannon Green with husband Brian Austin Green. The blessed event took place on September 27. “We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love,” Fox wrote on Facebook. “Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.” Fox and Green remained notoriously mum about the pregnancy throughout the former’s term, with Fox even growing agitated during an interview when asked about her expecting status. She told Cosmopolitan in April, however, that she’s “always been maternal” and she hopes for “at least two, probably three kids.” The couple got married in June 2010 and Green has a 10-year old son from a previous relationship. We wish this expanding family all the best!
He and two of his team-mates hooked up with a 12-year-old. Reports say the alleged act was consensual , but the boys have been charged with child rape since the state rules ‘anyone under the age of 13 cannot consent’ to intimate adult activities…if convicted, they face 30 years in prison since Tennessee has very strict Age of Consent Laws. SMH. According to The Daily Mail : A small Tennessee town has been rocked by child rape charges against the high school’s star quarterback who allegedly had relations with a 12-year-old girl who fell pregnant. Princeton Harlan, 18, who has garnered interest from six colleges across the southeast to play football, was charged with two other team-mates for child rape in Mount Pleasant, Tennessee on Wednesday. Harlan, who was released on $100,000 bail, stands accused of having relations with a 12-year-old girl who fell pregnant in July and terminated the pregnancy, authorities said…Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Auburn, Kentucky, Mississippi State and Cincinnati have shown interest in the 6-foot-4, 188-pound senior quarterback, the paper reported. Holder, who knows Harlan and the family of the 12-year-old, added: ‘It’s traumatic for what’s happened for her. For both parties involved it’s pretty hard.’ Another local, Wayne McWright, called the news ‘alarming’. ‘It’s a tragedy more so for the young girl,’ he said. ‘Then also my heart goes out to the young fellow, too, because somehow he got off track. Young people sometimes do foolish things.’ Harlan was released from jail on Wednesday after posting $100,00 bail. He will be arraigned November 5. Authorities began investigating Harlan and two other suspects, a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old, last month after the girl told her mother she thought she was pregnant, WKRN reported. She was four-and-a-half weeks pregnant when the pregnancy was terminated, authorities said. They have not given any indication on who fathered the child. The teenagers allegedly had relations with the girl on separate occasions in July but police would not reveal how they met the child. Harlan was arrested without incident outside the high school. The other teenagers have not been named because of their ages but have been released to their parents. Too many questions for this one. Where were her parents? Wonder if these boys knew how old she was?? SMH…These kids grow up too fast these days. Images via facebook
Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV. The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it’s … different. Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun? Let’s recap Jersey Shore , THG style, and find out! Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12 . Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10 . A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you’re the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10 . JWoww and Roger Mathews , Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny … the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It’s a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25 . Mike is serious with that filthy, dirty Paula (we mean that as a compliment), and Deena is “finally happy” with her boyfriend, Chris. Is there no one left to go insane? Minus 20 . Sitch, in an effort to apologize for his past misdeeds, cooked dinner. Snooks and Jenni were unmoved, at least in the early going. Not gonna cut it dawg. Minus 15 . Hey, at least he tried though. Plus 5 . It’s GTL tiiiiiiiiiime! Been too long. Plus 20 . It’s Deena crying over Chris time. Minus 10 . “Nicole not being able to tan at a tanning salon is like a fish looking at the sand.” – Pauly. Plus 5 for that awesome analogy and for his Tannest in the House title. CABS ARE HERE and off to Karma we go. Well, except for Snooki, who went on a date with Jionni instead to avoid the temptation to drink. At six months. Smart, but is her willpower that low? Minus 10 . The Situation, meanwhile, was slamming them back! By them we mean water and Red Bull. He’s holding up pretty well so far it looks like. Props dawg. Plus 30 . Sammi and Ronnie started arguing. It’s good to see some things never change. This time it was over … something about who ate what or when. Who cares. Minus 5 . Deena then bursts into tears because Vinny was talking to her BF Chris about getting some furniture and she thought they were talking about … who knows. Minus 20 . The Situation says “I spoke to my girl and she says that yo girl has … uh … her period.” Yet it sounds like he says herpes, intentionally or otherwise. Plus 20 . Pauly: “I don’t get down like that. What do we do?” Plus 10 . Rule #67 of the Swag Handbook, per Mike: “You cannot have sex with a girl that’s on her period, unless it’s your girlfriend. And unless it’s your girlfriend for a minute.” As such, Mother Nature c-ck blocked Pauly D. Plus 25 . Vinny joked that he and Jionni are Eskimo brothers (when two guys have sex with the same girl). Snooki was unamused. Plus 20 . She should also consider a paternity test. “I honestly just wanted to get a knife last night and cut Vinny’s throat.” – Snook. Plus 5 . Mike’s sobriety and Vin’s anxiety bring these two together like never before. It’s actually kind of sweet to see the guys bond over (dare we say it), mature conversations? Plus 30 . “I have a million girls that can do what you do.” – Ron to Sam. A million that can endure drunken rampages and epic arguments over nothing? Impressive, Ron. Minus 25 . JWoww appropriately coins the term Ronning. Plus 10 . Vocabulary lesson of the week: “Integrity means like shame. Like, ‘I got a lot of shame, I got a lot of integrity.'” – Deena. Holy cow this girl is not smart. Minus 20 . Other top Deena exchange: Deena (at the bar): It’s five o’clock somewhere .. . JWoww: It might actually be five o’clock . Plus 10 . Lastly, Snooki drops the bomb – she’s considering getting her own place for the summer – a tiny apartment next door – because she’s concerned about her pregnancy. Thank goodness for Lorenzo’s sake. Plus 15 . “This blows for me.” – Deena. Minus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +95! Jersey Shore … Entertaining / Hilarious Disgraceful / Stupid View Poll »
I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even…. She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….
Siohvaughn’s got a whole lot of isht to get off of her chest. The ex of NBA Baller Dwayne Wade just gave a very detailed interview where she spit about her marriage, the abuse, and nasty divorce/custody battle. Siohvaughn basically alleges that Dwyane’s public persona is bogus and that he was abusive during her pregnancy with their child… Though the pair began dating in their teens, Sioh, with her arm in a cast, says their love went downhill shortly after he got drafted and had a few dollars in his pocket. Her mother later joined in the conversation and talked about the sacrifices she and her family made once Dwyane moved in with them….and how he now treats them poorly. On Dwyane abusing her while pregnant: I was pregnant with Zion. Shortly before being hospitalized I was in Florida and I woke up in the middle of the night because I was sick, obviously with the pregnancy. I noticed that Mr. Wade wasn’t in the house. I was calling him and calling him because it was probably like, two or three o’ clock in the morning and we went to bed together which means he must have gotten up out of the bed and just left in the middle of the night without telling me. I was looking for him. I looked around the house. I was calling his phone he didn’t answer. He finally got back several hours later, it was well into the next day and I was very upset. I was asking where was he and why he [would] just leave without saying anything. His response was at first to be verbally abusive. He was cursing, he was calling me names, he was telling me to shut the ‘f’ up.He picked me up and held me over his head literally in midair and threw me down in our bathroom. We had an ottoman in the bathroom and he slammed me down so hard that when my back hit the ottoman it broke into four pieces and my back and head hit the concrete, the marble floor, excuse me, in the bathroom. After that I got up and immediately went — there’s a cordless phone in the bathroom, I immediately went to that phone and I was crying, I was hysterical, I went to go call the police. At that point more hell broke lose because I suppose he was in fear of being exposed because I certainly was going to call the police. I picked up the cordless phone, he snatched it out of my hand and he threw the cordless phone against my body so hard that the phone literally broke into pieces. On when the relationship went downhill: It started to get really bad the summer right after he’d been drafted. I was over the phone with him and he had said something to me very, very, angrily, and I had something to him about speaking to me and being disrespectful and he told me, ‘Do you wanna go and live in your mother’s house? ‘Cause that’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna end up back living in your mother’s house.’ I was very shocked. It was a very, very awful feeling. We stayed together but now that I can look back, from that moment it went downhill. Siohvaughn’s mom speaks about Dwyane moving in: The night he came to me, he had two black garbage bags and he knocked on the door late at night. He asked me, did I mean what I said when I said that I would never let a kid be out in the street with no place to go. ‘You would never let a kid go hungry and you would always help them if they needed something for school’, and I said yeah, I meant what I said. And he said, ‘Mama, I’m home.’ So I was like, okay. Siohvaughn On Dwyane and Gabrielle Union dating AND the lawsuit: Separated and divorced are two different things. I’m not certain when it happened or when she happened but I know that I was very married. I know that me and Dwyane at that time had talked about reconciliation going back and forth. I was still even intimate sometimes with my then husband. So, does that constitute sleeping or having an affair with somebody’s husband? Yes. To me, divorce and separation are always two different things. The lawsuit was about her having a negative effect on my children….That’s what that lawsuit was about. Her behavior and the things she did and said began to effect my sons, that’s when I opened my mouth and did something about it. Wow! If this is true then Dwayne and his new book need to step aside and let Siohvaughn see her babies. SMH Source Images via youtube/WENN
Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer have resolved their divorce dispute. One would think the estranged ex-couple would no longer be sniping in public, right? Especially about their past sex life? Especially considering they have children together? HA! You clearly don’t know Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer. The actor appeared on Conan Monday and tossed in a random barb at Camille, claiming he was celibate during the last 10 years of their marriage. As you can see here, the host wasn’t quite sure what to do with that information…
Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Probably not, but a double shot of rumors hit the web this week during the couple’s trip to Asia. What went down exactly? Well, first off, there was the Duchess’ choice of beverage in Singapore. Her choice of non-alcoholic beverage to be more specific. OMG! Reports that an heir may be on the way were ignited as Kate Middleton waved off a glass of wine at a state banquet dinner, opting instead for water. Granted, so did Prince William for reasons unknown. There are many reasons one could turn down a glass of wine, of course, but William also fueled the pregnancy rumors by actually discussing his future family . The trip brought the royal couple to the Rainbow Centre, where they met young students, William was asked how many kids he would like to have. He didn’t hesitate before offering up his response, “Two.” Of course, he also answered another burning student question – no, not about Prince Harry naked – when he was asked what superpower he’d like to have. “That’s a hard question. I’m not sure. I’ll have to think about it. I think invisibility,” he said … given his life in the public eye, one can surely sympathize. In any case, Katie Couric says Middleton is too thin and needs to eat more . While we disagree, she definitely doesn’t look like she’s eating for two, yet. [Photos: WENN.com]
Meet Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s baby boy ! Spoiler alert: He’s cute!! Two weeks after becoming a family of three, the proud parents are revealing the very first photos of their new addition, son Edward Duke Rancic, in Life & Style. The regally named son arrived via gestational carrier – he’s their biological child, but a surrogate handled the pregnancy aspect – in Denver on August 29. Giuliana and Bill Rancic say they are “blessed beyond words.” “[He’s] got Giuliana’s dimples!” says Bill, who married Giuliana five years ago. “It’s amazing how maternal instincts have taken over, and G’s just supermom.” The happy mom, meanwhile, reveals what inspired their son’s name. “Edward is both Bill’s late dad’s name and my dad’s name,” Giuliana explains. “It was a way to honor them.” As for the middle name, “Duke means leader.” Giuliana is taking some time off from E! duties, but will be back on the air hosting the network’s Emmy Awards red carpet special on Sept. 23. She Tweets: “Coming back to E! for one night then back to changing diapers :)”
This is amazing, only because Jessica Simpson is semi-retarded and watching her talk bullshit about weight loss tha she is contractually paid to talk about, while not showing her body because there has been no weightloss, but instead just showing her fat face, telling us this program works…..even though she still looks like she’s fucking pregnant….even though her kid is pushing two….cuz some girls hormonally can’t say no to cake….fast food….donuts….fried chicken and whatever else she stuffs down her fat face….that if you remember was fat pre-gettting pregnant and that her pregnancy was just a cover to justify her impending diabetes…. As far as I’m concerned, she’s no spokesperson for health, fitness, or good eating….I am sure Weight Watchers has their fingers crossed that she steps up her game…otherwise she’ll be paying them back…not that she really cares…she has all the money in the world….failing at this won’t really do much damage to much more than her heart…. Point is, people eat badly, people don’t move enough, fat girls have big tits, I like big tits…… TO SEE PICS OF THE TANK OF A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS WEIGHT WATCHERS WORKS IN WAYS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK
We look back on Queen B’s unforgettable revelation after Wiz Khalifa and Amber hit this year’s red carpet for their pregnancy announcement. By Jocelyn Vena Wiz Khalifa and a pregnant Amber Rose at the 2012 MTV VMAs Photo: MTV/ Twitter
