Man With Strange Facial Tatts Arrests For Touching Himself On The Train One NYC weirdo with even weirder face tattoos couldn’t fight that tingling feeling when he was on an NYC train last February, and decided to share his ecstasy with (unwilling) fellow passengers. TWICE. Via MailOnline : Police are once more seeking a man with a ‘Team USA’ tattoo on his forehead for allegedly touching himself on a New York subway line. Michael Pope, 19, was on a Manhattan-bound Brooklyn L train on February 25 when he began touching himself, a Tweet from the official NYCT Subway account said Friday. Cops say the train had pulled in at the Lormier Avenue station at about 8.30pm when Pope entered and began masturbating in front of a victim, according to DNAinfo. This is the second time he’s been accused of such a crime in the last six months. On December 27, Pope stepped onto another train at President Street in Brooklyn. There, according to police, he masturbated for 30 minutes while watching a 29-year-old victim. She managed to take a picture of Pope with his hand in his pants and gave it to cops, who Tweeted it on December 29. The next day Pope handed himself in to authorities. His tattoos – which include not only ‘Team USA’ on his forehead, but also a Nike tick on his left cheek with the words ‘I go’ and calligraphy on his right cheek – made him easy to identify, police said at the time. Well, no isht. We wonder why this olympic-level masturbator can’t just log onto PornHub to handle business like everyone else… NYPD
David Hasselhoff has made sure that he’ll never drown in an ocean of loneliness ever again. Because the former Baywatch star is now engaged!!!!! As reported by Hello! Magazine, the 63-year old actor finally popped life’s most pressing question to his 36-year old girlfriend, Hayley Roberts, following five years of dating. Yes, that’s a 27-year age difference for those keeping track at home. But whatever. You can’t put a number on true love. “We were both in tears … I genuinely had no idea he was going to do that,” Roberts told Hello! of the beautiful gesture. “I’m still overwhelmed.” Way back in 2012, Hasselhoff pretended to propose to Roberts on Twitter. But this is the real thing, people! Did the significant age gap cause any hesitation on The Hoff’s part at all? “I had a saying, ‘You don’t get married because you want to live with someone, you get married because you can’t live without them,’ ” he told the publication. “I felt that way. I knew that I was really unhappy without her. I waited to propose because I thought I was too old for her.” Roberts, meanwhile, says the age gap never bothered her. “I don’t worry about it. I don’t want to miss out on being with someone I love because of what might happen down the line.” With the news now public, Hasselhoff took to Twitter to thank fans for their well wishes. “HELLO ! Thanks for all Congratulations to me & Hayley&GUMBALL &2nd season premiere of Hoff The Record on Dave this Friday ! BEST WEEK EVER!” he wrote. This will mark Hasselhoff’s third trip down the aisle. He was married to singer Catherine Hickland from 1984 to 1989 and then to Pamela Bach for seven years. He has two children with the latter. View Slideshow: 24 Couples With HUGE Age Differences
Ted Cruz is focused on one thing and one thing only these days: Making sure Donald Trump is never elected President of the United States. The Republican hopeful is so focused on denying The Donald any shot at the Oval Office, in fact, that he didn't even notice on Sunday when his running mate nearly plummeted to her death. We exaggerate. Only slightly. Cruz and Carly Fiorina were at a campaign stop in Indiana ahead of tonight's key primary in that state when the latter introduced the former to the crowd, telling them to greet the “next President of the United States.” Cruz then walked out on to the platform… and Fiorina disappeared from view entirely. Heidi Cruz noticed the mishap right away and went to help her husband's choice for Vice President, but Ted Cruz seemingly had no clue what just happened in front of him. He does seem to eventually realize Fiorina has taken a major fall… but he doesn't actually do much of anything about it. Granted, there are hands to shake and important votes to try and win, but come on, man. Show some decency. You may have no need for a running mate after the results of the Indiana primary are counted, and Fiorina may be the Devil Woman, but still. You probably should have lent her a hand. Even Trump would have done so. Maybe. Possibly. We're not sure, actually. Watch the hilarious incident take place below:
For your viewing pleasure…. White House Correspondents Dinner Photos Last night a bevy of celebs took to Washington D.C. for the final White House Correspondents Dinner of Obama’s Presidency. And while President Obama delivered a speech with one-liners about Trump before dropping the mic , several stars shone on the red carpet. Seen on the scene were buddies Kerry Washington and Tracee Ellis Ross… Jada Pinkett Smith…. Gabrielle Union… and La La. YOU tell us; who looked more bangin’??? More photos on the flip. Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Splash News
President Obama Responds To Boris Johnson’s “Dog-Whistle Racist” Comments About His Kenyan Ancestry London Mayor Boris Johnson is being branded a racist after claiming Obama has an “ancestral dislike” for Britain as a result of his “part-Kenyan” heritage. In case you missed it, Obama is currently visiting London, but not everyone has been welcoming. According to Al Jazeera reports : In an opinion essay published in the right-leaning tabloid The Sun , the mayor criticized Obama’s eagerness to urge British voters to remain in the EU and argued that the president may be “anti- British”. Johnson, who is seen as the unofficial leader of the campaign for the UK to leave the EU, claimed in his article that Obama removed a bust of Britain’s war-time prime minister Sir Winston Churchill from the Oval Office shortly after he took office in 2009. “Some said it was a snub to Britain. Some said it was a symbol of the part-Kenyan president’s ancestral dislike of the British empire – of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender” wrote the London mayor. Sheesh… This guy is a piece of work. Fortunately not all Brits are buying his line of reasoning: Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames, who is the grandson of Sir Winston Churchill, said Johnson’s comments were “appalling” and “totally wrong on almost everything”. “Time and time again, his judgment is awry and he shows in this article a remarkable disregard for the facts, the truth and for all judgment,” he told LBC radio. “I don’t think Boris has the stature to be leader.” Sir Nicholas also said it was inconceivable that Churchill would not have welcomed the views of Obama. John McDonnell, Labour Party’s shadow chancellor, suggested that Johnson’s remarks were “racist”. “Mask slips again,” he tweeted. “Boris part-Kenyan Obama comment is yet another example of dog-whistle racism from senior Tories. He should withdraw it.” Obama responded to Johnson’s comments in a press conference revealing he still keeps a bust of Churchill, but moved it in favor of one of MLK: Talking next to British Prime Minister David Cameron, Obama said he loved Churchill and still had a bust of the British leader in his White House private residence. “Right outside the door of the Treaty Room, so that I see it every day – including on weekends when I’m going into that office to watch a basketball game – the primary image I see is a bust of Winston Churchill,” he said. “It’s there voluntarily because I can do anything on the second floor. I love Winston Churchill. Love the guy.” Obama said there was a bust of Churchill in the Oval Office during the presidency of his predecessor George W Bush but he decided that he would have a bust of the civil rights leader Martin Luther King in his office instead. “I thought it was appropriate – and I think most people in the United Kingdom might agree – that as the first African-American president, it might be appropriate to have a bust of Dr Martin Luther King in my office,” he said. Barry-O told him! Gotta love Obama for always staying cool no matter how ugly his critics get. And this guy is super UGLY. WENN
Rudy Giuliani Criticizes President Obama For Not Coming Home After Brussels Attacks According to the DailyMail , the GOP has their geriatric panties in a bunch over the fact that the President didn’t haul a$$ back to The White House after news broke that Brussels had been bombed by ISIS. Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani ripped into President Barack Obama for attending a baseball game in Cuba yesterday afternoon instead of jumping on his plane and coming home after the Brussels attacks. ‘You don’t send a picture of yourself laughing while people have just been blown up at a level that…is the equivalent of September 11 to our allies,’ said Giuliani, mayor of New York at the time of deadly 20001 terrorist attacks. Republicans are criticizing Obama for staying in Cuba in the wake of the terrorist attacks in Belgium and going about his day as planned. Salty Republicans throwin’ shade on Barry until the very last hour. Smh. Image via The White House/Pete Souza
Donald Trump will not be the next President of the United States. I’m saying that for two reasons: 1) most political pundits seem to agree and 2) I’m just claiming it in Jesus’ name. I learned that part at church. So yeah, I’m going to just go on with the assumption that Donald Trump won’t be president of the United States. Any time we can avoid the harbinger of doom and Armageddon it’s a good thing, so I’m happy about dodging the bullet of a Trump presidency. But we shouldn’t ignore the fact that Trump has a massive following. He has a passionate fan base of people who agree that Black lives don’t really matter, people of color are either illegal immigrants or terrorists and that the LGBT community doesn’t deserve any rights. These people exist and we’ve seen them in droves at every Trump rally. But what happens in November? Where do the men and women who ardently support Trump go on November 9, 2016, a day after Trump loses his bid for President? Where does the woman who hailed Hitler in Chicago go? Or the guy who punched a protester in [insert any city in America here]? Or the kids at Northwestern University who put swastikas in a church in support of Trump? What happens to these people when their leader loses? Some of these angry supporters will probably riot . Some will burn cars, turn over trash cans, try to be violent and not get arrested for any of these things. But the rest of the supporters? Well, they’ll go home. Then they’ll go to work. And we’ll see them every day, not knowing that these were the people who supported a hate-mongering lunatic to the head of a Republican party spot. There’s a common narrative that the people who support Trump are backwoods rednecks with low income and poor education. That’s generally the common stereotype for racism in America. But let’s not get it twisted: Donald Trump supporters are all over the place and they represent a wide swath of bigots from different walks of life. And that’s the scary part. I don’t know any Trump supporters. I don’t even know anyone who knows any Trump supporters. But I know they exist, voting in silence and relishing in their mobs of ambiguity. Unless video catches them beating up protesters or yelling obscenities, it’s impossible to tell who these people are. They can rally in groups and cower back to their corners of intolerance in silence, which is exactly what they’ll do when Trump loses. The media will do the same, ignoring the hatred that’s festered in America and has only been exposed because a reality star is leading the charge. There are Trump supporters in Hollywood, in classrooms teaching our kids and wearing badges and pulling over our boys and girls. And just because the rallies will be over it won’t mean the hatred will go away. The sentiments that made thousands gather to hail Trump will be the same sentiment that will make his supporters hate people who don’t look like them. For much of America the rallies have provided a riveting spectacle showcasing how radical hatred is in this country. It’s been “surprising” and “shocking” to witness. For the rest of us, the people in the Trump rallies are our everyday reality. And when the news stops reporting on “Trump rallies” like they’re National Geographic excursions, the people who make up these crowds will still be around us every day. For much of America, Trump supporters represent a subset of American society that was buried below the surface until now. For the rest of us, Trump supporters represent the the men and women who denigrate us every day. And they won’t stop just because their leader lost out on destroying the world. So where will Trump supporters go when he loses? Nowhere. We’ll still come in contact with them every day. Their hatred won’t go away. The real question is who will still be there to care when the leader leaves yet the hatred continues?
Shade files… Shemar Moore Responds To Gay Rumors Shemar Moore is clapping back at “haters” who are blasting him over his sexuality and his skin color. The actor took to IG this week to blast people who “kill him” with that “gay and lightskin stuff.” According to Shemar it’s unfair for him to get blasted over his sexuality and skin color considering that the President of the United States is his same skin tone. “Your President is light skinned..say something now! “I ain’t gay…I don’t hate.” BLOOP! What do YOU think about Shemar shutting down the gay rumors??? Hit the flip for more photos of the actor.
