Ted Cruz Announces Bid For Presidency Republican Senator and son of Tea Party racist Rafael Cruz , Ted Cruz, has announced that he’s running for President. Amid a slew of vows to undo Obama’s work and “restore the government by Constitution,” he spoke with a crown in Lynchburg about his plans if he makes it to office. Via FoxNews : Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, ticking off a litany of President Obama policies he opposes, promised Monday to return to a government by Constitution and “stand for liberty” as he officially announced his 2016 presidential bid. Cruz, speaking to an energetic crowd of students at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va., drew from his background to address his faith and what he sees for the future of the country. As the first major presidential candidate to officially declare, he told the crowd to “imagine a president that finally, finally, finally secures the borders” and drew applause when he promised to “stand up and defeat radical Islamic terrorism.” Cruz continued his pledge by telling the crowd to “imagine a president who says I will honor the Constitution and under no circumstances will Iran be allowed to acquire a nuclear weapon.” Hmmm…he comes from a family with some interesting views on Black people . This should be interesting…
Welcome back, Olivia Pope! On Scandal Season 4 Episode 16 , our favorite fixer finally returned to doing what she does best: fixing everyone else’s problems. The fun Case of the Week centered on guest star Lena Dunham as an NC-17-rated gossip monger nicknamed “Kinky Sue,” who was ready and willing to dish on all of the city’s major sex secrets. Olivia, of course, would not stand for this, putting Sue in her place via a series of political machinations. But not before Sue actually inspired Liv to get her groove back, delivering a classic Shonda Rhimes monologue. “When did you become so weak?” she asked. “You and Ruth Bader Gisnburg were all we got…. you gave other women a contact high….. I thought you’d be brave, fearless and sexy, but you’re a dried-up prude.” Ouch. It hurt Olivia because it was so true. Abby, meanwhile, spelled out for Leo why this particular sex scandal would affect her far worse than him. She made her point especially clear by telling of how every story that has been written about her, despite all her accomplishments, starts and ends with him. She is defined by a man, no matter what she does. She is seen er the “property of Leo Bergen.” Another great speech from another strong woman. Then, of course there’s Russell, who may have come across a bit brazen for Olivia. But she explained it perfectly to Cyrus: she has to put those two other guys in her rear view mirror. She has to move forward. The sooner, the better. Elsewhere, Huck acted a bit shady and the term dustbuster sex was coined. Google it at your own risk. And then go watch Scandal online to learn a lot more about it. If you care. 17 SHOCKING Shondaland Moments 1. Wigged Out It was the moment that took How to Get Away with Murder from good to holy-cow-I-can’t-believe-the-show-went-there GREAT. Who knew Annalise Keating was wearing a wig this whole time? 2. Who Killed Sam? The main How to Get Away with Murder mystery from the first part of Season 1 was answered via flashback: It was Wes! With the trophy! In order to save Rebecca’s life! 3. Speaking of Rebecca… … she’s also dead, killed off on the How to Get Away with Murder Season 1 finale. By whom? Let the speculation begin! 4. Who Killed Lila? As for the mystery of who actually killed Lila Stangard, as it turns out, it wasn’t Sam after all. Well, not exactly. Sam just had Frank do it for him. Frank “owed him one.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Let’s Talk About Sex Heck, forget just talking about it. The same-sex scenes between Connor and Oliver caused a mini uproar online, but were defended valiantly by Shonda Rhimes. 6. Sister Acts The viewers already knew, but Meredith was stunned to learn that Maggie is her half-sister on Grey’s Anatomy. 7. #OMELIA View Photo A combination that not many would have expected once Amelia joined the cast full time, Owen and Amelia look like they might make a pretty fantastic couple. 8. CalZona Split Up View Photo They’ve had their struggles and they’ve tried to overcome them, but in the end, they decided it was time to take a break. Whether or not that break will last remains to be seen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Japril Lose Their Baby View Photo In one of the most heartbreaking episodes of Grey’s that we’ve ever seen, April and Jackson held their baby for just a few moments before he died. Talk about ugly crying! 10. Derek Does D.C. View Photo In all honestly, Derek leaving has done some great things from Grey’s Anatomy — as long as he comes back soon! For now, he’s in D.C. while Meredith is being a rock star. 11. Is Derek Cheating? View Photo So, Meredith and Derek are trying to make this long distance thing work, but when Meredith called Derek to tell him about her latest successes, another woman answered the phone. Then that woman hangs up. Hey, he’s done this before, right? Hopefully we’ll get answers soon. 12. Olitz! Let’s not even pretend like learning that Olivia Pope was the mistress of the President of the United States of America wasn’t a big deal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Dad? It was THE BEST SEASON FINALE EVER when Olivia Pope got into a limo shortly after having been outed as the President’s sidepiece, looked at Rowan Pope, and uttered one word: Dad? Shocked doesn’t begin to cover it. 14. What The Huck? Pretty much everything about Huck is a shocker, including how he continues to break fans’ hearts week after week by being the most damaged character in the history of television. Remember when he went to AA meetings for his “whiskey” problem? Or that time he pulled Quinn’s teeth and enjoyed it? Don’t cross Huck in a dark alley. 15. Jerry’s Death Sure, we’d only met Jerry, Fitz and Mellie’s oldest child, like, twice before he died, but that didn’t make his death or the reveal that Rowan killed the kid a) to get back at Fitz for taking his daughter away and b) to ensure Fitz got re-elected because it’s what Olivia wanted any less shocking. 16. ABDUCTED! It was driving cliffhanger that had all Scandal fans talking during a lengthy winter hiatus: Who took Olivia Pope? And where was she taken? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. SAVED! It took a Gladiator from Scandal Season 1 to stun both fans and Olivia by swooping in to come to her rescue. We missed you, Finch! The End. Up Next: ” 17 SHOCKING Shondaland Moments .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Has Kanye been exaggerating his relationship with President Obama? Well it looks that way. During his recent stop off at Oxford University’s Museum of Natural…
Jimmy Kimmel invited President Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live to participate in one of our favorite segments: Mean Tweets. This is where the celebrity talents…
Jimmy Kimmel invited President Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live to participate in one of our favorite segments: Mean Tweets. This is where the celebrity talents…
Meredith went streaking on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 . No, she didn’t pull a Will Ferrell in Old School, but our favorite surgeon found her amazing track record of perfect surgeries in danger due to the force of Mother Nature. She had no botched a procedure since November 14 (yes, the day Derek left), completing 89 in a row successfully, including 22 traumas. Watch Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 Online And when Meredith resuscitated a crashing teen, she wanted to celebrate because her kids were doing well and her career was taking off. But she really wanted to call Derek. So she did. And a woman answered. A woman who would not identity herself. YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING, DEREK! Elsewhere, Owen answered a desperate phone call soon after the earthquake hit. It was from an 11-year old named Ruby whose mother was badly injured. With the help of Richard, he and Amelia were able to talk the little girl through surgery (?!?!?!?), saving her mom from suffocating. Later on, the parent and her child arrived at Grey Sloan by chopper to thank Owen. Afterward Amelia and Owen celebrated by getting it on in an on-call room. (OOOOH, YEAH!!!!) Maggie, meanwhile, got trapped in an elevator with radiologist named Ethan. She then teamed with Callie to treat an old dude who got hurt having sex and Callie talked some sense into her friend. Of course she should go out with Ethan! 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway 1. Full House Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don’t even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own. 2. The Walking Dead View Photo Zombie. Apocalypse. Need we say more? 3. Revenge We’re basically tuning in to Revenge for Emily Thorne’s wardrobe. No one’s closet is THAT fabulous in real life. 4. The Bachelor View Photo So Sean Lowe MIGHT HAVE been successful at finding love on The Bachelor, but let’s be real. We watch this unrealistic show for the trainwreck-crazypants drama that unfolds every season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Bachelorette View Photo Much like it’s male-driven counterpart, The Bachelorette is a cause for much Monday night rubbernecking as we tune in to see if that season’s woman will find love. The hopeless romantic inside us hopes she does. 6. ALF He’s an alien from Melmac who eats cats. We love him anyway. 7. Days of Our Lives How many times can one person get married? Is a person really dead if there’s no body? (No.) And yet? We tune in religiously. 8. Friends It’s totes possible to live in Manhattan and survive on a coffeehouse waitress salary. Yep. totally. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Dawson’s Creek DAWSON’S CREEK IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! 10. 24 How many times does Jack Bauer have to save the President and the country before we believe he’s maybe NOT a terrorist? Sheesh! We’re so ungrateful. 11. Boy Meets World It’s so great to solve all your problems in 30 minutes or less just by talking to your high school principal. 12. The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Vampires. Werewolves. Hybrids. Doppelgangers. Witches. Magical Miracle Babies. Elijah Mikaelson. Damon Salvatore. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Grey’s Anatomy View Photo Medical dramas are among the most unrealistic of the unrealistic and we love them anyway. (What’s not to love, really?) The End. Up Next: ” 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… So she found him in that same elevator and accepted his invitation toward the end of the hour. Elsewhere, as you’ll see when you watch Grey’s Anatomy online , the following took place: Ben opened up, in a broad manner, about his transitioning sister and apologized to Bailey for having been such an idiot about it all. A note from Dr. Herman revealed that she was busy at the blind institute “learning how to not bump into things.” Where will this all go on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 16 ? We’ll be tuning in next Thursday to find out.
Lena Dunham is getting set to wig out. Literally and figuratively! The Girls creator, who has been vocal for many years about her desire to someday guest star on Scandal, will have that professional dream come true in two weeks. And she’ll be donning a wig while doing so. ABC has released pictures from Scandal Season 4 Episode 16 , “It’s Good to Be Kink,” in which Dunham will come on board as a woman who plans to expose many of Washington D.C’.s most sordid sex secrets. This prompts Olivia Pope to jump into action for numerous reasons, not the least of which is her desire to hide her own sex secrets. A few weeks ago, in a podcast with Bill Simmons on Grantland.com, Dunham said it would fulfill her “life’s great passion” to guest star on smash ABC series, ideally as “a really evil character.” We’re not sure how evil the above-pictured character is, but she does appear to be butting heads with Olivia, the lead Gladiator herself. So that’s something. While hosting Saturday Night Live in 2014, Dunham starred in a sketch as an incompetent recent college graduate who joined the Gladiator team that is at the center of Scandal. It was hilarious. Scandal Cast Through the Years 1. Scandal Season 4 Cast Photo View Photo Scandal Season 4 returns on September 25 at 9/8C. Doesn’t the cast look glamorous in this photo? 2. Kerry Washington in Save the Last Dance Kerry Washington’s breakout role came in the Julia Stiles-driven film Save the Last Dance. She played Chenille, a teen mother who befriends Stiles’ character. 3. Kerry Washington on Boston Legal No stranger to legal dramas, Kerry Washington appeared on Boston Legal for several seasons. 4. Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland One of Washington’s most famous film credits includes playing Kay Amin in The Last King of Scotland and starring alongside Forrest Whitaker. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kerry Washington in Django Unchained Another notable film credit was Kerry Washington’s portrayal of Broomhilda in Quentin Tarrantino’s Django Unchained. 6. Kerry Washington on Scandal View Photo These days, aside from being a new mother, Kerry Washington is leading the Gladiators into battle as Olivia Pope on Scandal. 7. Tony Goldwyn in Ghost One of Tony Goldwyn’s first major roles came as Carl Bruner, the guy who killed Patrick Swayze in Ghost. But hey, if he hadn’t killed his best friend, we wouldn’t have gotten that pottery scene and Unchained Melody wouldn’t mean anything. 8. Tony Goldwyn in Kiss The Girls Once again playing a villain, Tony Goldwyn played a kidnapping rapist in Kiss the Girls. He was thwarted by Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Tony Goldwyn on Law and Order: Criminal Intent Fans of Law & Order: Criminal Intent will remember that Tony Goldwyn played Frank Goren, schizophrenic brother to Vincent D’Onofrio’s Robert Goren. 10. Tony Goldwyn in Divergent Most recently, Tony Goldwyn took on the task of playing Abnegation faction leader Andrew in the film adaptation of Veronica Roth’s Divergent. 11. Tony Goldwyn on Scandal View Photo One of Tony Goldwyn’s most sizzling roles to date has to be that of President Fitzgerald Grant on Scandal. He makes the screen steamy in every scene. 12. Scott Foley on Dawson’s Creek Diehard Dawson’s Creek fans remember when Scott Foley hit Capeside High School in a Letterman’s jacket. SWOON! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Scott Foley on Felicity NOEL!!!! Scott Foley’s time on Felicity led to his marriage to Jennifer Garner (before she cheated on him with Michael Vartan. WHO CHEATS ON SCOTT FOLEY!?!? NO ONE, THAT’S WHO!) 14. Scott Foley on Scrubs Scott Foley appeared in 12 episodes of Scrubs over 6 years as Sean Kelly. He was in so few episodes because he was also starring in… 15. Scott Foley on The Unit From 2006 to 2009, Scott Foley played Bob Brown on The Unit, starring with Dennis Haysbert. He left the military for Seattle Grace and showed up on… 16. Scott Foley on Grey’s Anatomy As Henry Burton on Grey’s Anatomy, Scott Foley got his first taste of the world of Shonda Rhimes. Let’s hope Jake doesn’t meet a similar fate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Scott Foley on True Blood Before heading to Washington, Scott Foley did a stint in the bayou, appearing on True Blood for 10 episodes. 18. Scott Foley on Scandal View Photo Is he a bad guy? Is he a good guy? NO ONE CAN DECIDE! One thing we know is that Scott Foley as Jake Ballard adds a certain something-something to the Olivia Pope love drama. 19. Bellamy Young in We Were Soldiers Bellamy Young played Army wife-turned-widow Catherine Metsker in We Were Soldiers. 20. Bellamy Young on Scrubs Another Scandal star to appear on Scrubs, Bellamy Young played Dr. Miller. And look! She was blonde! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bellamy Young on Scandal On Scandal, Bellamy Young turned what started as a three episode guest appearance into a full-fledged character, Mellie Grant, the First Lady everyone loves and loves to hate. 22. Jeff Perry on My So-Called Life My So-Called Life! MY SO-CALLED LIFE!! Jeff Perry played Mr. Katimski, an inspirational teacher and mentor. MY SO-CALLED LIFE! JARED LETO! 23. Jeff Perry on Nash Bridges Jeff Perry, in this crazy get-up, was Inspector Harvey Leek for all 122 episodes of Nash Bridges. 24. Jeff Perry on Prison Break Terrence Steadman was a central figure on Prison Break. Lincoln Burrows was framed for his murder. That sounds like a character right up Jeff Perry’s alley. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jeff Perry on Grey’s Anatomy Jeff Perry was another Scandal member to visit Shondaland by way of Grey’s Anatomy, in the role of Thatcher Grey, Meredith’s alcoholic father. 26. Jeff Perry on Scandal These days, Jeff Perry plays Cyrus Beene, a gay Republican White House Chief of Staff convinced his man is the best man for the job because it puts him closer to power. 27. Guillermo Diaz in Half Baked Guillermo Diaz played a character named Scarface in the Dave Chappelle comedy Half Baked. He later reprised the role for several episodes of Chappelle’s Show. 28. Guillermo Diaz in Mercy In Mercy, Guillermo Diaz played Nurse Angel Garcia, a marked change from his typical roles but one much closer to his actual personality. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Guillermo Diaz on Weeds On Weeds, Guillermo Diaz played a drug-slinging gangster named…Guillermo. 30. Guillermo Diaz on Scandal Now, Guillermo Diaz plays government assassin turned computer hacker and Gladiator Huck on Scandal. 31. Katie Lowes on Easy Money Katie Lowes first hit the scene as Brandy Buffkin in Easy Money. Looks like she has a little attitude here, doesn’t it!? 32. Katie Lowes in Wreck-It Ralph Prior to being cast on Scandal, Katie Lowes offered her voice talents to the Disney film Wreck-It Ralph as a cartoon character named Candlehead. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Katie Lowes on Scandal Katie Lowes breakout role is Quinn Perkins on Scandal. Over the past two seasons, we’ve watched her go from meek and nervous to stone cold assassin. 34. Darby Stanchfield on Jericho See that face in the middle, second row? That’s Darby Stanchfield as April Green on Jericho. 35. Darby Stanchfield on Mad Men On Mad Men, Darby Stanchfield played a neighbor of Betty Draper’s. Betty once slapped Helen Bishop in the grocery store’s produce section. 36. Darby Stanchfield on Scandal As Abby Whelan, Darby Stanchfield plays one of the most polarizing Gladiators. Some people love her. Some people hate her. She’ll go over the cliff for Olivia Pope no matter what. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Joshua Malina on Sports Night Joshua Malina played Jeremy Goodwin on Sports Night, a show about sports that wasn’t about sports at all. 38. Joshua Malina on The West Wing Malina’s most famous role (before now) was Will Bailey on The West Wing. Scandal just brought him back into the world of D.C. politics. 39. Joshua Malina on In Plain Sight For a time, Joshua Malina guest starred on In Plain Sight, a USA Network original series. 40. Joshua Malina on Scandal David Rosen was supposed to be a guest role only, but fans reacted so well, and Shonda loved Joshua Malina so much, she decided to keep him around. For now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Joe Morton on A Different World Joe Morton has been acting since the late 1970s. One of the first photos we could find was of him on A Different World as Byron Douglas III. 42. Joe Morton in Terminator 2: Judgment Day One of Morton’s most famous screen credits includes Miles Dyson in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. 43. Joe Morton on Smallville For a grand total of four episodes, Joe Morton played Dr. Steven Hamilton on Smallville. 44. Joe Morton on The Good Wife On The Good Wife, Joe Morton played Daniel Golden, the attorney who defended Peter Florrick in his appeal against his corruption conviction. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Joe Morton on Scandal Joe Morton showed up on Scandal as a mystery man called Command. It was later revealed that he is Olivia Pope’s father, Rowan Pope. He’s the baddest of the bad. The End. 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Amelia Shepherd tried her best go to “The Distance” on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 14 . She operated on Dr. Herman’s tumor. Again and again and again and again. We opened the hour with Amelia crying out some anxiety in the bathroom before her voiceover told us how a surgeon must “always be prepared to lose, but never fail.” She steeled herself for the long procedure to come, taking on a superhero persona with Stephanie prior to cutting Herman open. With her colleagues watching from the gallery, Amelia quickly realized just how daunting this would be. In time, she literally froze, getting trapped inside Herman’s head, unable to move without snipping out a vital part of her brain (Editor’s Note: We could never be brain surgeons.) Panicked, Amelia pleased with Richard to get Richard on a plane. STAT. But Richard remain calm, kept Amelia calm and helped her clear the optic nerve. After Stephanie collapsed from exhaustion (around the 13-hour mark), Meredith scrubbed in and Amelia learned just how tough it was to work while wearing thick gloves to protect her from radiation. So, to Owen’s horror as you’ll see when you watch Grey’s Anatomy online , she took the gloves off, making the procedure easier… but also risking disease and cutting her exposure time in half. But she forged on and succeeded! When Stephanie woke up, Amelia let her close up the patient’s head and then sank into an emotional heap on the hallway floor. Elsewhere, Miranda was concerned over Arizona taking over the complicated case of Glenda. But Robbins stood up to Bailey, delivering the baby and saving the mother’s life. Afterward, Arizona broke down when Callie came in with an update on her mentor. Finally, with Arizona by her side, Herman awoke. She seemed like herself… except she was completely blind. Still, she made a point of telling Arizona that she was alive solely due to her persistence. She had picked the right horse and she knew it. Where will all this go next week on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 ? We’ll be tuning in to find out! 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway 1. Full House Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don’t even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own. 2. The Walking Dead View Photo Zombie. Apocalypse. Need we say more? 3. Revenge We’re basically tuning in to Revenge for Emily Thorne’s wardrobe. No one’s closet is THAT fabulous in real life. 4. The Bachelor View Photo So Sean Lowe MIGHT HAVE been successful at finding love on The Bachelor, but let’s be real. We watch this unrealistic show for the trainwreck-crazypants drama that unfolds every season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Bachelorette View Photo Much like it’s male-driven counterpart, The Bachelorette is a cause for much Monday night rubbernecking as we tune in to see if that season’s woman will find love. The hopeless romantic inside us hopes she does. 6. ALF He’s an alien from Melmac who eats cats. We love him anyway. 7. Days of Our Lives How many times can one person get married? Is a person really dead if there’s no body? (No.) And yet? We tune in religiously. 8. Friends It’s totes possible to live in Manhattan and survive on a coffeehouse waitress salary. Yep. totally. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Dawson’s Creek DAWSON’S CREEK IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! 10. 24 How many times does Jack Bauer have to save the President and the country before we believe he’s maybe NOT a terrorist? Sheesh! We’re so ungrateful. 11. Boy Meets World It’s so great to solve all your problems in 30 minutes or less just by talking to your high school principal. 12. The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Vampires. Werewolves. Hybrids. Doppelgangers. Witches. Magical Miracle Babies. Elijah Mikaelson. Damon Salvatore. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Grey’s Anatomy View Photo Medical dramas are among the most unrealistic of the unrealistic and we love them anyway. (What’s not to love, really?) The End. Up Next: ” 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s official – Kelly Osbourne is no longer one of the co-hosts of the long-running E! series Fashion Police. TMZ is reporting that Kelly quit the show today amidst escalating tensions with producers. The recent controversy surrounding Giuliana Rancic’s comments about Zendaya’s hair may have been the final straw for Osbourne, but sources say she’s been butting heads with her co-hosts and crew for quite some time. Earlier this week, Osbourne said that she would quit unless Rancic apologized to Zendaya . Rancic did so (twice), Zendaya accepted the apology, but Osbourne decided to walk anyway. Apparently, the 30-year-old daughter of Ozzy had been dissatisfied with the way the show was being produced ever since it was revamped following the death of Joan Rivers . While the news of her departure broke just minutes ago, rumors about who might replace Osbourne on the show have already begun to circulate. Insiders say it looks as though Khloe Kardashian may join Fashion Police in Osbourne’s absence. Khloe has worked on the show as a “special correspondent” in the past, and she apparently gets along well producers. Osbourne has yet to speak publicly about resignation, but she is expected to make an announcement on social media some time today. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) View Photo R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. 2. Only Joan Rivers View Photo This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed. 3. Rivers, Joan View Photo Joan Rivers pretty much insults celebrities for a living. She isn’t very funny. 4. Joan Rivers Photograph View Photo Joan Rivers has had A LOT of work done. But at least she’s honest about it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Joan Rivers in Fur View Photo Does anyone out there like Joan Rivers? Anyone at all? That’s what we thought. 6. Joan Rivers in Mink View Photo Joan Rivers spends her time hating on celebrities’ fashion. She pretty much sucks. 7. Joan Rivers on Israel-Palestine Conflict View Video Rivers giving her candid opinion on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We think it’s safe to say she’s pro-Israel. 8. Joan Rivers Calls President Obama Gay View Video Joan Rivers is at it again. The controversial comic recently called Barack Obama gay and used a transphobic slur to describe his wife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Joan Rivers on Kristen Stewart View Video Kristen Stewart threatened to sue Joan Rivers. Rivers, of course, responded with a series of epic put-downs. 10. Joan Rivers: Miley Cyrus is Incestual! Lena Dunham is Fat! View Video Joan Rivers takes a shot at some of our fave celebs in her new up-coming memoir. 11. Joan Rivers: Kristen Stewart Sucks! Pharrell Too! View Video Joan Rivers new book was released Tuesday, and includes jokes about Kristen Stewart sleeping her way to the top and Pharell’s famous funky hat. 12. Joan Rivers: North West Is Ugly! View Video Joan Rivers calls Kim Kardashian’s baby ugly. Pretty much the definition of a low blow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…