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Keira Knightly Tame for Madame Figaro of the DAy

Keira Knightly never really bothered me, but then again never really impressed me. She was just sort of there. She was skinny, had a pretty face, and she didn’t rage or do anything scandalous or interesting, but she existed, she’s made money, she’s got fame, she’s probably considered A-List, but I can’t remember any movie she’s in, I can’t remember ever seeing her nude in any of these movies, I can’t remember whether she’s won any oscars and I’m forced to google her to find out, if I cared enough, when really I’m just posting these pics for the one pic of her stomach…and figure anyone who wants to see them will be into Keira Knightly and wont’ need my opinion on whether she’s relevant…like any stripper or sugar baby or hooker you ask that question “what do you do for work” to…the answer will be a variation of “look at my bank account, your opinion don’t matter motherfucker”…and they are right..it doesn’t but I’ll still judge…. The post Keira Knightly Tame for Madame Figaro of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t like Demi Lovato, I don’t think she deserves her fame and fortune. There’s nothing amazing or compelling about her. I don’t even really understand why she exists beyond the hispanic angle, easy to play to a loyal passionate people…that she’s made even more sustainable using the whole “no make up, no photoshop”….strategy of don’t body shame and love your body, when clearly this bitch is waist training and photoshopping – she just likes to pretend she’s not – it makes it feel real….and in her defense, her struggles with bi polar disorder, her public freakouts and breakdowns – would imply that maybe believing something is real is enough – because that’s how things work for the crazies… That said, Demi Lovato is now adding recently single to her fat, no body shaming, love your body, Mexican / Latina, LESBIAN, mental health marketing campaign – it works for Taylor Swift, and that bitch is a whore – not a hopeless romantic – so it’ll work for this one too….all naked for her new single artwork…It looks like she’s been waist training – Also in a bikini, because that’s what people do when they want to get in the press for being in a bikini and not looking all that bad – thanks to her not actually not working out..it’s definitely not great -but it’s better than nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Christen Press is a Soccer Player..who I guess is going to the Olympics and who ESPN could use for their body issue to offer something remotely sexy, since most pro athlete women are monsters….with really big legs…ready to eat your soul thanks to the roid rage they have from performance enhancement drugs that were calculated properly as to not I don’t watch sports – but I do think strong ass, strong legs on a bitch is hot, because I am the opposite of an athlete and like the women who ride me to have the endourance to keep me interested, not that I deserve to be ridden by any girl – but if we’re gonna have sex – I’m not going to be able to get through 5-10 thrusts before passing out – so now I look for fitness, versus crackwhores too lazy to run… The post Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day

Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over. But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done…. Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore. The post Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day

Apparently these are pictures of Miley Cyrus that were never released before, but as you can see it was when she was playing the Miley Cyrus character she had created after fake splitting up with her fiance for the media, the tour, the press and the money that will set them up for less – all it took was a year of work… Now that the tour is over, her celebrity, her relevance, everything about her just died the fuck off, as she probably expected…because her and her family are media trained and know how it all works… But in the process, she really did put herself out there, I’ve seen her pussy, I’ve heard her shit music, I appreciated the hustle, it was so modern and inspiring to the youth – leading to way more tumblr porn I need to go on… So cultural appropriation by a rich Disney kid – playing hipster who didn’t give a fuck – was a great era for this puppet…and here’s some artifacts from that time..and by artifacts I mean pussy…pussy with bush…because all that matters is pussy even if the pics are a year old.. The post Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blac Chyna Pregnancy: LEAKED By the Kardashians??

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian announced today that they were expecting their first child together. WUT… I mean, HOORAY! But according to a rep for Blac, her announcement was forced prematurely because her future in-laws – a.k.a., the Kardashians – leaked it to the press first. “She would have preferred to have announced it on Mother’s Day herself,” the rep tells People magazine. “But her hand was forced.” Indeed, TMZ broke the news this morning with the following statement: “Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are about to expand … we’ve learned she’s pregnant!” They gave credit to unnamed “sources close to both Chyna and Rob” for supplying them with the dish. Chyna was not happy, but since the cat was already out of the bag, she took to Instagram within an hour and posted an emoji of herself pregnant, and Rob did the same. “Allegedly the other half of her family leaked her story so she had to announce it,” says her rep, speaking of the Kardashians. The rep also revealed that the only person in Blac’s camp who knew (besides himself) was her BFF Amber Rose. “Her mother didn’t even know,” continued the rep. “[Chyna’s] moment was taken from her, which is really sad.” What’s worse is that the Kard clan reportedly jumped the gun in order to promote Keeping Up With the Kardashians . Rob’s engagement has been teased as a central storyline this season – even though Kris Jenner has prohibited Blac Chyna from appearing on the show . Stone cold. Won’t let Chyna film, yet milking her pregnancy for their own gain.  But hey, that’s business. With a side of knife in the back. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!

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Racist Clemson Student Popped After Threatening To Lynch Black Student Protestors

Twitter Racist Student Popped After Calling Student Protest A “Slave Auction” And Much Worse Students who are protesting the defacing of an African American History Banner at Clemson University were met with threats instead of support from one white student and now that student has been arrested. 21-year-old Jamie Reece Moore was arrested and charged with unlawful use of a cellphone after posting threatening messages on the app “Yik Yak” according to The Root . Here is what happened to spark student protests, as reported by the Associate Press . In four years at Clemson University, the rotting bananas hanging from an African-American history banner on campus weren’t the most racially offensive thing biology major Brendan Standifer has seen. They were just the latest. Standifer said a quiet racial schism runs through the campus. “The only time you see true unity is on game day,” he said of the university’s football team which made it to the national championship game in January, but lost. Standifer, who is black, joined a few dozen other students Monday on the steps of Sikes Hall, Clemson’s administrative building, for the sixth day of a protest demanding more diversity at South Carolina’s second largest university. The protest was still underway Wednesday.  Just 6 percent of Clemson students are black in a state where nearly a third of the people are African-American. None of South Carolina’s 13 public four-year colleges and universities has a smaller percentage of black students, and Clemson’s African-American enrollment is behind most major Southern universities. The University of Mississippi is 13 percent black. University of South Carolina students are 10 percent African-American, while Auburn University, founded in circumstances to Clemson by agricultural interests unhappy with their state’s flagship university, has 7 percent black enrollment. The Root reports that Jamie Reece Moore, 21, who was fed up with the protests decided to post the following racist massages for other student to see on Yik Yak according to a police report. * “What time is the lynch mob tomorrow? I got a couple hundred feet of rope.” * “Let’s do to the Clemson protesters what Ohio did to the Kent State student protesters 40 years ago.” * “Drive by at Sikes?” * Slave auction tomorrow morning at 8am @ Sikes Hall. Lots of good protest workers. Get them while they’re mad!!!” * “So have they started lynching protesters yet?” SMH, why is this white student so BOTHERED by what a small amount of black students are doing?? Oh yea, racism.

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Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy…. You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS… Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records… So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair… She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders… All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me.. Either way, good photoshop job GQ. Here is the video The post Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan: Is Her Boyfriend LYING About Being a Billionaire?!

Have you heard? Lindsay Lohan is dating a rich Russian dude ! Yes, even if (like most of the world) you have zero interest in Lindsay’s love life, you’ve probably caught wind of her relationship with Egor Tarabasov because the girl is making damn sure the whole world knows she’s ballin’ again. Lindsay’s parents have even gone so far as to tell the press that Egor is going to save her career  with all of his wealth and connections. The only problem is – he may not actually be as rich and well-known as we initially thought. “He’s a trust-fund kid with a day job as a real estate agent. He has a generous allowance, but doesn’t have his own money yet,” a source close to the situation tells Page Six . “His father is a wealthy man who owns a construction firm and a couple of stores similar to Home Depot in the Moscow region, but he is no oligarch.” So there you have it. Egor’s dad operates a chain that’s the Russian equivalent of Home Depot, where we imagine it’s even harder to find some orange-smocked bastard to point you to the light bulbs.  It sounds like he’s well-off, but far from the gajillionaire financial wunderkind we’ve been told about it. The only question now is: Does Lindsay know this?

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‘Let’s Be Honest, He’s A Loser’ Elizabeth Warren Unloads On ‘Serious Threat’ Donald Trump

Political shade files … Elizabeth Warren Claps Back At Donald Trump After blasting each other back and forth in the press, the political shade fest between Senator Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump has reached new heights. The Democrat took to her social media platforms today to air out Trump for being a “loser” who “cheats people with scams” and has insecurities like “cheap racism” and “narcissism.” According to Warren it’s time for people to”wake up” and lobby against him. Amen… Trump previously told The New York Times that Warren was a “fraud” with little to no [Cherokee] Indian blood. “I think it’s wonderful because the Indians can now partake in the future of the country. She’s got about as much Indian blood as I have. Her whole life was based on a fraud. She got into Harvard and all that because she said she was a minority.”   How long before he claps back this time??? AP Images  

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