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Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are…. That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise.. No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance…. The post Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is on the aggressive hustle…I am not sure if it’s so much a sugar daddy hustle, I’m pretty sure she’s a rich kid from FLorida which is a wonderful place to be a rich kid, since they still retain the trashiness of Florida, just with white trash new money attitude… I would assume she’s trying to find famous people to “date” or have her picture taken with after they fuck her – to get some press…. She used her big tits to get out there…but she pulled the trigger too soon on TV…making her the forgettable tits, rather than getting herself more titty famous before doing TV so perverts had more of an emotional connection to her tits…and now she’s here forced to flash panties to the paparzzi she called – because she needs the press… It’s almost a sad story, but not really, it’d be way more sad if she settled with a rich guy and her demise wasn’t documented, her tits being pulled out not documented, we like her tits, and like to see them come out more and more as she struggles to figure out how to maintain that fame…instagram followers is not enough dammit. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is on the aggressive hustle…I am not sure if it’s so much a sugar daddy hustle, I’m pretty sure she’s a rich kid from FLorida which is a wonderful place to be a rich kid, since they still retain the trashiness of Florida, just with white trash new money attitude… I would assume she’s trying to find famous people to “date” or have her picture taken with after they fuck her – to get some press…. She used her big tits to get out there…but she pulled the trigger too soon on TV…making her the forgettable tits, rather than getting herself more titty famous before doing TV so perverts had more of an emotional connection to her tits…and now she’s here forced to flash panties to the paparzzi she called – because she needs the press… It’s almost a sad story, but not really, it’d be way more sad if she settled with a rich guy and her demise wasn’t documented, her tits being pulled out not documented, we like her tits, and like to see them come out more and more as she struggles to figure out how to maintain that fame…instagram followers is not enough dammit. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Becky Hayter Tweets About Heartache, Kailyn Lowry To Blame?

Oh no. Kailyn Lowry may have done something, because her alleged girlfriend, Becky Hayter is word vomiting all over Twitter. “I actually can’t believe that you let me down once again,” Hayter wrote earlier today, offering no context to her tweets. It actually started last night, when Hayter – who has been linked to Lowry every since they attended a Pride event together in June. “Girlfriend status

Toddlers & Tiaras Promo: Next-Level Parenting Horror is Back!

“You have to have a good body, even at five years old.” Oh yes. Toddlers & Tiaras is back on TLC, and the nauseating spectacle is being cranked up about 10 notches from the looks of this trailer. Seriously. This is next-level parenting horror here. There's a whole new crop of pint-sized pageant queens, and these girls came to win – at the expense of all that is right with this world. “The competition has gotten really fierce,” says coach Cambrie. “How pageants used to be with the fake tans and the hair and the teeth.” “That's just baseline now,” she adds. Sheesh. That's so Dance Moms . Indeed, the stakes are high and getting higher for the young competitors and their unstable mothers in this cutthroat world of competition. Basically it's a 24/7/365 life. “Now we have acting classes, facial classes, collagen sprays,” Cambrie boasts of her Sassy Supremes, and their quest for the glory. “Some people think that collagen spray is crazy, but I wish when I was three years old someone had one given me a collagen spray.” Don't we all, Cambrie. With something like the Mega Ultimate Grand Supreme prize on the line, there's little wonder why the contestants are going all in for the title. Hopefully they can put some of those potential winnings toward the therapy they will clearly need later in life after being subjected to this.  Todders & Tiaras returns in its abject terror August 24 on TLC, which will somehow air 13 episodes of utter nonsense this fall. Peep the trailer and get sick now.

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Jules Wainstein: Husband Files Shocking Divorce Papers

We already knew that Jules and Michael Wainstein were divorcing.  We didn’t know much about the reasons behind it, but Michael kindly filed the divorce papers and gave us a little insight into it all.  Michael filed the divorce on July 15, with reports claiming that Jules has very much been served.  Michael has listed the divorce as contested.  This means that the couple are at war and they require a judge to step in and set the terms of the divorce.  We’re still none the wiser about what really caused it, but it’s clear they’re struggling to agree on some things.  There’s even word that they’re using the same attorneys that represented Bethenny Frankel.  Are these attorneys somehow associated with Bravo? View Slideshow: 10 Craziest Moments in Real Housewives History There’s a good chance of that. It’s difficult to imagine that it can be much of a coincidence. Right?! If you recall, Bethenny’s divorce carried on for three years, so Waintsteins should probably get used to the fact that they aren’t parting quickly.  They have two children together. There’s no word on if there will be shared custody between the two of them.  Jules’ friend and cast mate, Ramona Singer recently spoke out about the whole divorce and made it clear that she would stand by her friend.  She also noted that she strictly abides by girl code.  If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online , you probably know that Bethenny and Jules are far from best friends.  It does make for some first class TV.  What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Real Housewives All Stars: Who Should Be Cast?

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Lindsay Lohan to People of Nice & Turkey: Turn Down For What?!

Lindsay Lohan wears many hats. She’s an Instagram model; she probably still thinks of herself as an actress – but most importantly, she’s the international peacekeeper the planet needs right now. You may scoff, but that’s only because you haven’t read Lindsay’s 2-point plan for saving the world: 1. Fold history in half, whatever the f–k that means. 2. Get every dictator on the phone, then be all, “Turn down for what?!” Linds posted the above photo last night (in which she tagged Victoria’s Secret), along with a caption reading: “If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)” Yup. Linds is totes enlightened these days – but she’s still not great at the whole “stringing words together to make a sentence” thing. Hilariously, now she’s dating a rich Russian guy , Linds obviously fancies herself a citizen of the world. She’s like Bogart in Casablanca or that girl in your western civ class who did a semester abroad and came back with an accent. Gone are the days of stumbling in and out of limos on Sunset. Now, Lindsay throws people’s phones in the ocean while vacationing on exotic Greek islands, and she comments on world affairs just like she saw the people on the tee-vee do. When was the last time you saw someone in Congress advise the people of Nice to turn up? Exactly. Of course, it’s possible we’re misreading this whole thing, and Lindsay really just wants some nice turkey and turnips for dinner. Like Ulysses , critics will be unpacking this thing for decades. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Robber Uses Human Brain to Get High, Names Brain "Freddy"

Well, this is … digusting. He’s currently serving time in a Pennsylvania jail for burglary, but what’s one more pending charge? 26-year-old Joshua Long is now facing accusations that he used a human brain to get high , according to the Huffington Post .   He was charged on July 15th with “abuse of a corpse.”   Long’s aunt found evidence (the evidence being the brain) under the porch of a trailer that once belonged to her sister, Angela Micklo and Robby Zoller, who are currently on the lam from police for robbery.   She was cleaning the place when she came across it, and called police immediately. The brain was in a display container inside a Walmart bag.   Apparently the formaldehyde used to preserve the organ can also get someone super high.   The term authorities use is “wet” marijuana, where you soak the drug in the formaldehyde before inhaling. This causes an “intense, hallucinating, and dangerous high.” Dude Tries, Fails to Shove Bag of Poop Down Woman’s Pants in Broad Daylight. #NYC. Long and Zoller used to smoke this wet marijuana together, and had left the evidence behind.  Under a porch.  In a trailer park.  Poor brain. According to police records, Long and Micklo nicknamed their temporary toy “Freddy” during their prison conversations, an apparent code name. The brain was brought to Cumberland County Coroner Charley Hall, where it’s believed that it was used for teaching purposes. “At this point now we’re just trying to figure out where it came from,” Trooper Robert Hicks told the press. “We’re hoping that if anyone is missing a human specimen brain to bring it to our attention and maybe we can return it to its rightful owner.”  Pat Beck, a neighbor in the trailer park, was shocked when she saw police arrive. “It just scares me to death,” she told Fox 43. “I didn’t think they were that kind of people, but nowadays, you never know.” View Slideshow: 23 Dumb Tweets That Have Actually Been Sent

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Rumer Willis Knows Her Angles of the DAy

When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – only to become a relatively hot, albeit smoke and mirrors, leading lady who couldn’t act….you learn how to manipulate the media / the camera/ etc…by saying the right things, or using your best angles…. So it’s only natural her daughter, who got her pre-plastic surgery looks, would post this picture to her seocial media -because she knows from behind – face in pillow is when she looks best.. Great ass…see not all things are negative… The post Rumer Willis Knows Her Angles of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Amurri’s Pregnancy Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Eva Amurri is a character you don’t give a fuck about, but those of you who somehow do care about her, she’s in a bikini while pregnant showing off the big tits, which must be the only thing you are into her for – because she’s only got tis going for her, and I guess her mom is Susan Sarandon – and that alone helped her get on TV where she was topless – despite having all the connections and money – that’s the best she could fucking do – low level massive sized tits on Californication – what weird rebelling that is no more – because she’s dropped out of acting to play bikini housewife and she posted this shit – that I am reposting because big hormonal pregnant rich girl tits is the shit I don’t like – but don’t mind because they are tits and would life to K-Fed – otherwise I can just watch her TV performane tits which are far less pregnant… The post Eva Amurri’s Pregnancy Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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