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Nicole Scherzinger Works It Good!

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I told you that Nicole Scherzinger would be all over the place now that she’s on that Dancing With The Stars garbage. Here she is showing off her killer body in some parking lot the other day. Normally if I’m checking out chicks in parking lots I’m either pretending to working hard at keeping the shopping carts in line or hiding out in my mom’s mini-van with half a dozen ice cream sandwiches. EIther way it’s a hard day’s work.

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Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves…. Pics via Fame

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Charlize Theron Suckin’ Chocolate Popsicles of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Either that’s a small ice cream or Charlize Theron’s got a huge face, mouth and hands, but I am posting it because I figure you can still jerk off to this pretending it’s your cock in her mouth, because you’re used to bitches not needing to open too wide for you, you know while holing the base of your cock like their fingers are a pair of tweezers….small penis fantasy is easy for you to relate to, and watching Charlize put anything in her mouth, even if it’s brown, is easy for me to relate to….not because I like putting things in my mouth, but because I like watching her put things in her mouth… Pics Via PacificCoastNews

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