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Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video of Rita Ora in the most vapid and useless interview in the history of interviews, not that Rita Ora is actually that important to be anything in History, she’s a forgetable act, based on so many acts before her, that will make a lot of money, but who I doubt will ever be anything, but she talking about her tits….and her tits are her marketing hook, without them she’s nothing.. Either way, they discuss her wearing a bra and see through top…while some girl speaks on behalf of her boobs…and how her body looks amazing…because boobs are all that matter…when it’s the only thing you got going for you… Weird. Here are some pics of her pretending to be Rihanna on instagram…because that’s her hustle… TO SEE HER IN A Lebsian Leather Outfit CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time… I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way… The post Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Allen’s Horrible Close Up Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to call her out on her bullshit and give her loser ass a job, out of pity, opening for her….I’ve made up stories about a fatter Lily Allen before…like her abortion she masked as a miscarriage that led to her blocking me on twitter, because I guess she didn’t like my tweets…in a pre cyberbully era.. But then again, I don’t ever think about Lily Allen and her sloppy, even when skinny, old even when not that old, mom of two even after her abortion she masked as a miscarriage body… Until she flashes her cooter, a cooter you know she can fit large objects inside based on her size and her kids alone. I’m talking double cucumber…maybe even triple…not that we’d know since she’s got it tightly wrapped in panties.. I guess her whole experience in pathetic, desperate and there’s something fun about that…but maybe I’m blinded by her pretending she’s 14…we call this a midlife identity crisis TO SEE THE REST OF THE HORRIBLE PICS CLICK HERE

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Faking It: 10 Couples Who Seem To Be Pretending They’re In Love

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Couples Pretending To Be In Love We know love when we see it. We know relationships in trouble when we see them, too. These couples hang around together but we’re not too sure that love lives there. But for whatever reason, they are trying to keep it together. Take a look at couples who seem to be faking it until they make it. Continue reading →

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Karlie Kloss’s Intense Bathing Suit for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2….and I would not mind inspecting every inch of her with my flaccid penis…just smearing it all over her hoping it triggers some sensation in an otherwise dead organ. Thanks high blood pressure, diabetes, drinking, and living the good life…and if that doesn’t work, I can always recruit her for the DrunkenStepfather Charity Beach Volleyball league, training involves getting my 5 foot 6 ass shit off the high shelf in the kitchen and changing lightbulbs for me without a ladder while I talk dirty…”Oh yeah girl, screw that in, you like reaching don’t you, you like that you can dunk a basketball on regulation net like Miami Heat, while wearing heels, you genetically modified food eating monster….”…cuz in case you haven’t left the house in years, girls are tall as fuck now, with legs that excite me.

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Amanda Bynes Trampolines of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Bynes is my favorite. I think she’s an amazing angel sent from heaven to make a mockery of the tabloids by giving them easy to digest content, you know, something to talk about, so middle America can act all shocked about her demise, when really it is all crafted and created with a master plan of amazing…and even if she is falling off the rails and actually crazy thanks to being raised in Hollywood it is fun to watch, especially when she’s at a trampoline center practicing her jumping in a wig, but let’s face it, that’s always fun, whether Bynes is involved or not… Now all I need to do is figure out how to get her pregnant, or at least have her practice her jumping on my dick or face…or anything that can be used against her vagina. Here’s some TMZ video of her pretending she doesn’t know where she is. Or maybe you’re more into videos of a dudes jerking off on a pics of her….in the weirdest fetish ever. CLICK HERE (NSFW)

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Barbara Palvin’s Tits for Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez… The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.

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Man Gets Heimlich Maneuver During Tennis Match of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day…. The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..

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Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 foot tall guys are the only people with penis’ capable of getting around that fatness….and trust me as a fat guy….who fucks a fat woman I married and I am forced to have sex with for drinking money and free rent…with virtually no penis…it’s next to impossible… I have a feeling she still makes money off the DVD sales of her porno…cuz that’s just the kind of money grubbing whore she is… But everyone is instead obsessed with her wedding and her show…and by everyone I mean the 10 percent of the population who waste their energy on this shit….cuz most people I know in everyday life have no idea this cunt exists…cuz it is normal to not care about celebrities or latch on trash like this….it’s okay to live your own life…and not pollute it with this crap that will one day make me want to kill myself cuz I fucking hate everything it is and everything it represents but I’m addicted to writing blog posts for some sick fucking reason I’ll never understand…. Here are the pics of her pretending she works out and isn’t a vile fucking slob of a person….cuz this is Hollywood motherfucker…it is all lies.

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Speidi’s Relationship Is for the Dogs … & Cameras

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Spencer Pratt , Heidi Montag , Heidi & Spencer , Paparazzi Photo , Pets , Gossip / Rumors Pretending to act somewhat surprised they were being photographed, Spencer Pratt made his way to his “estranged” wife Heidi Montag ‘s villa in Costa Rica yesterday to once again exchange the dogs they have joint custody over. No word who will retain… Read more

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