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Kim Kardashian Calls Herself an Entrepreneur

” ‘Ambitious’ is my middle name,” says the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star

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Kim Kardashian Calls Herself an Entrepreneur

Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot.

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Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person… I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at. Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true

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Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

Chris with a Teacup is the Living Photograph of the Day

Here’s a new trend everyone needs to be getting on, it’s called the living photograph and people find it funny. Since I am not like most people, I find the whole thing stupid as fuck, but I like to take part in stupid things pretty much as often as possible, so this is just me doin’ my part.

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Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day

There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits. Bauer

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Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor. So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….

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Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day

Nudity for art has got me laid at least once, sure the art was the art of prostitution, but it counts. I don’t pull the whole “come to my photography studio, I have a vision for you” bullshit, I don’t pull the whole “I’m a starving artist pervert who looks homeless because my art means more to me than getting a real job and I happen to sketch naked bitches to pay the little rent in the apartment I pretty much squat in”, but I do pull the whole “you like suckin dick?

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Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Pampita Is Working At The Car Wash

You’ve seen Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain many times on the site before, where I’ve pretty much declared her to be the hottest model ever.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Pampita Is Working At The Car Wash

Sinead's Hand

This is pretty much the best marriage equality ad I think I've ever seen. Plus the cute boy has an adorable Irish accent! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Mel B and Her Fat Tits of the Day

Mel B has tits, I doubt they are real, but they are real fine to look at, even though I hate fake tits, but the possibility that shit may be just pushed up cuz of her slutty vintage lingerie top, makes it ok, especailly when the rest of her is slowly falling apart as her sex appeal peels away more and more each year like the paintjob on my friend’s house he’s pretty much given up on as he became heavily addicted to pills and developed agoraphobia, so I guess based on that really weird logic, her tits are the only thing to look at in the picture. Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Mavrix

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