Tag Archives: porn-magazine

Selena Gomez Cleavage for InStyle of the Day

Selena Gomez and her new injected face, because she’s dating an URBAN artist and she needs to look the part, like some kind of sex doll, with jacked up everything, is in a magazine promoting who the fuck cares, now that she’s out of rehab that she was only in to collect her insurance money on the tour she had to cancel ,because none of these entitled bitches every admit anything, even if addiction is just a padded excuse they can angle for more press, that gives them something to angle and talk about, where people feel sorry for them, and their LUPUS and struggles as a Disney Whore… Well, in more interesting news, she’s got cleavage for InStyle, which is not a porn magazine but could be if you were really into Selena Gomez and you should be, because she seems so fragile and easy to manipulate…. The post Selena Gomez Cleavage for InStyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Excerpt from:
Selena Gomez Cleavage for InStyle of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original:
Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying… Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to…. Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit… She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it… She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes… But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics. The post Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View post:
Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying… Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to…. Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit… She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it… She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes… But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics. The post Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more here:
Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

Lorelle Rayner is a model that I think is from France, but who really fucking cares, she’s naked in some French men’s magazine that was once a porn magazine, before realizing that model will get naked for photographers like they are porn stars, as long as the shit is presented properly. She makes me want to eat croissant, french fries, frogs legs, and pretty much all things french, including but not limited to her ass…hell I’d eat croissants, french fries and frogs legs out of her ass, up on some feeding tube, human centipede romance…because are you know France is so romantic… She’s shot by David Bellemere, who is the best photographer of the times right now, and in one of the pics, you can see her labia.. Long gone are the armpit hair rockin’ french women but I fucking hope she’s hip enough to have bush… The post Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original here:
Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day

Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.

Read more:
Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day

Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap…. That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet… But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is…. Who cares here are the pics.. To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Go here to read the rest:
Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day

Nudity for art has got me laid at least once, sure the art was the art of prostitution, but it counts. I don’t pull the whole “come to my photography studio, I have a vision for you” bullshit, I don’t pull the whole “I’m a starving artist pervert who looks homeless because my art means more to me than getting a real job and I happen to sketch naked bitches to pay the little rent in the apartment I pretty much squat in”, but I do pull the whole “you like suckin dick?

Continue reading here:
Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day