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Mariah Carey Takes the Subway of the Day

This reminds me of the Joan Obsourne song “What if God was One Of Us….just a medicated OG gold digging hooker who used her tits and singing talent to make a lot of money after marrying or dating the top dude at her record label…before losing her fucking mind, being institutionalized, ridiculed, then knocked up with by some dude named Nick Cannon, who used to jerk off to her music videos when he was 17 and who now jerks off on her face, or inside her, making babies…on the bus…trying to make her way home – as a publicity stunt…where only instead of a bus it’s a subway and instead of God…it’s Mariah Carey..who you know thinks she’s god so it is about the same thing…

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Mariah Carey Takes the Subway of the Day

Nature Video of the Day

This reminds me of every time I go down on my wife…probably because of her size and the fact that this exact thing happens every single time….

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Nature Video of the Day

Sophie Reade 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

This reminds me of an era before the internet filled with white trash posters sold in music stores of cheesy fucking girls with stupid fake 80s tits in stupid settings with captions like “rear admiral”….you know a time before the internet….you know shit quality women in shit settings half naked….but you know what…I still jerked off to it….so thanks Sophie Reade for keeping the garbage alive….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Sophie-Reade-02-10-2012.flv

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Lena Dunham Not So High on The Great Gatsby

“[M]y history is dotted with shameful unfinisheds. The Great Gatsby ? I put it down in eighth grade and haven’t picked it up again. Should I not be saying this? Will I be sent away somewhere awful? I often don’t finish books, even ones that I like.” Pfffft , it’s totally fine, Lena — that’s why they’re making another movie of it! Also: This reminds me, I should probably finish watching Tiny Furniture at some point. [ NYT ]

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Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap…. That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet… But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is…. Who cares here are the pics.. To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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New Song: Justin Bieber And Usher, ‘The Christmas Song’

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Justin Bieber Sports Robot Arm, Reminds Us Of Beyonce’s ‘Single …

Justin Bieber wears a robot glove! … Photo: Courtesy of Justin Bieber's Instagram. What the WHAT? We just peeped Justin Bieber 's Instagram, and were greeted with, um, this. The Biebs. Wearing a robot arm. And spiky hair. … Read more here: Justin Bieber Sports Robot Arm, Reminds Us Of Beyonce's 'Single …

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That Reminds: BioShock vs. LOST

The similarities between LOST and BioShock don’t stop at a plane crash. This week, plunge into the abyss of coincidence that is That Reminds Me.

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Ninja Turtles Exposed: Confessions of a Foot Soldier

This reminds me of that book I got when the Scholastic Book Club rolled through 2nd grade. Don't let the mainstream media skew the truth people.

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Ninja Turtles Exposed: Confessions of a Foot Soldier

The Downward Spiral of Sinus Rinse Addiction

This reminds me of the time I started using pot. The Neti pot, that is. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment